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Rangers Jokes

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I need some Ranger-specific jokes/zingers to throw around. Anyone got any good ones?

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What do the Rangers and college students have in common?

They are both done by April

What do the NY Rangers and Titanic have in common?

They both look good until they hit the ice.

What does a high school dropout and the Rangers have in common?

They both have no goals and no prospects.

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What do the Rangers and college students have in common?

They are both done by April

What do the NY Rangers and Titanic have in common?

They both look good until they hit the ice.

What does a high school dropout and the Rangers have in common?

They both have no goals and no prospects.

what college students are done by april??

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what college students are done by april??

A buddy of mine who goes to Northeastern ended like the last day of April.

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A buddy of mine who goes to Northeastern ended like the last day of April.

that has to be like one of the few colleges ever.. haha but thats still not done "by" april

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How are the Rangers similar to most people who play the lottery? They never win anything.

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How are the Rangers and the U.S. Army the same?

Their front lines can't shoot for crap.

Fail :rolleyes:

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