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GDT: New Jersey @ Toronto - 2/21/2012

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Hockey Mad Libs time...everybody take a few (designate by number, please)...

1. Type Of Shoe

2. Power Tool

3. U.S. City

4. Animal (plural)

5. Adjective

6. Number

7. Noun (plural)

8. Noun (plural)

9. First Name (male)

10. Noun

11. Adjective

12. Noun

13. Number

14. Verb ending in "-ed"

15. Devils defenseman, preferably ending in "-oster"

16. Verb ending in "-ing"

17. Adjective

18. Adjective

19. Noun

20. Body part

21. NJDEVS.COM poster

TODAY'S CRYPTOGRAM:

HRX'E TS PRDGHE!

VRC, XSYSZXS!

AFNR HGNR F HRFM FZP LHSB!

Last but not least...happy f-cking birthday, Aylbert! You beautiful son of a bitch you!

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LGD!

1. Oxford

2. band saw

3. Miami

4. penguins

5. incredible

6. 15

7. goals

8. computers

9. Michael

10. paper

11. sharp

12. cell phone

13. 4

14. walked

15. Foster

16. staring

17. emotional

18. condescending

19. gift

20. eye

21. TheParsieHope

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Hockey Mad Libs time...everybody take a few (designate by number, please)...

1. Type Of Shoe

2. Power Tool

3. U.S. City

4. Animal (plural)

5. Adjective

6. Number

7. Noun (plural)

8. Noun (plural)

9. First Name (male)

10. Noun

11. Adjective

12. Noun

13. Number

14. Verb ending in "-ed"

15. Devils defenseman, preferably ending in "-oster"

16. Verb ending in "-ing"

17. Adjective

18. Adjective

19. Noun

20. Body part

21. NJDEVS.COM poster

TODAY'S CRYPTOGRAM:

HRX'E TS PRDGHE!

VRC, XSYSZXS!

AFNR HGNR F HRFM FZP LHSB!

Last but not least...happy f-cking birthday, Aylbert! You beautiful son of a bitch you!

HRX'E TS PRDGHE!

LET'S GO DEVILS!

VRC, XSYSZXS!

HEY, TORONTO!

AFNR HGNR F HRFM FZP LHSB!

MAKE LIKE A LEAF AND BLOW!

16. Hanging

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There once was a hockey player named Oxford Bandsaw. He played for the Miami Penguins of the Incredible Hockey League. Every day, he spent 15 hours on the ice, working on delivering devastating goals and perfecting his deadly computers. In game seven of the Michael Cup Finals, his team found themselves down 1-0 heading into the final paper.

He tied the game on a sharp end-to-end rush, powering his cell phone-like slapshot through the goalie's four-hole. But he wasn't done.

With seconds winding down in regulation, he walked up the ice, slid the puck through the legs of Kurtis Foster, and went in alone on the staring goalie. His shot was emotional and condescending and the goalie had no chance on the shot. The puck hit the gift and dropped into the net.

His team won the championship and he was awarded the Most Valuable Player trophy, but did the classy thing and told the nearest reporter, "In my eye, I feel ThePariseHope deserves this more."

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His shot was emotional and condescending and the goalie had no chance on the shot. The puck hit the gift and dropped into the net.

hahahaha. I'm forever describing certain shots as "condescending"

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I just don't have the patience to play along.

LGD!! Keep 4th place secure! Once again this will be a tough game, in Toronto vs. a good team.

In two starts against the Leafs this season, Brodeur has a 1-1-0 record with a 3.47 GAA and .870 SV%.

In five career starts against the Devils, Gustavsson has a 3-1-0 record with a 2.65 GAA and .907 SV%.

Last 10:

Devils 8-1-1 Having won 3 in a row.

Leafs 4-5-1 Having lost their last game pretty badly to the Canucks.

I have class tonight...can someone hook it up so I can watch the game during my horrible lecture??? Pleasseeeee!! :urg:

Edited by ScoreMoreThan3

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Last but not least...happy f-cking birthday, Aylbert! You beautiful son of a bitch you!

I'm sexy and I know it.

1. Pennyloafer

2. Drill

3. Sandusky, OH

4. Red Tail Hawks

5. Ghoulish

6. 23

7. Pucks

8. Bottles

9. Nikolai

10. Camera

11. Broken

12. Keyboard

13. 28

14. Fvcked

15. Corey Foster (2GP in 88-89, 0pts, :) )

16. Probing

17. Amazing

18. Ridiculous

19. Pogo Stick

20. Sphincter

21. Pepperkorn

Edited by aylbert

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Oops, I'm sorry guys, I guess don't know how to read. Didn't mean to take all of them. Sorry to ruin all the fun!

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TG reports Salvador and A-Train will play tonight, for "sh!ts and giggles". Ok maybe he didn't say the latter..

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Foster isnt playing... the 2 pts are OURS!!! OOUUUUUUURRRRSSSSSSS !!!!!

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I seriously hate the leafs and please beat them regardless it is a SO win or regulation win. Hopefully, the leafs blow their lead and give up the GWG on a controversial call that pisses the laughers or their goal is waved off for whatever reason.

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TG reports Salvador and A-Train will play tonight, for "sh!ts and giggles". Ok maybe he didn't say the latter..

Why so serious?

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Let's Go DEVILS!!!!!

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Let's go boys!! Add 2 more points on the season

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LGD!

And go Winnipeg (over Philadelphia), and...who're we rooting for in Rangers-Penguins? I guess Pittsburgh, to keep #1 and the division feasible, but we better win in that case, lol.

Edited by JSR

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LGD!

And go Winnipeg (over Philadelphia), and...who're we rooting for in Rangers-Penguins? I guess Pittsburgh, to keep #1 and the division feasible, but we better win in that case, lol.

Gotta think realistically and root for the Rags ..well not root for them ..just push for them to win.

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