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Summer Hockey Twitter Topics

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Because its the offseason and endless CBA, Parise, and Flyer/Rangers transaction talk is frankly depressing this little ditty appeared as a trending topic this morning on Twitter.

Fair Warning: Topic at minimum is rated PG-13/R and might be NSFW although there's zero pictures but its hillarious.

https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23HockeyPlayerSexPositions

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i dont have twitter so i cant tweet this but heres mine:

going deeper and deeper till she chokes - the luongo

Edited by bobilly45

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dude -- she doesn't choke - that's the point. He can't rise to the occasion. Making a woman choke on your big thrusting cock is powerful to a man, right? (oh dear, I hope that wasn't offensive :unsure:<_<) Luongo can't keep it hard - the dude who tweeted someone else has to finish was on the mark.

So many of those tweets are trying so hard to be funny about what a player does to a woman, they miss the hysterical failings of the men they're razzing.

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This is a fun thread

Wearing extra layers of oversized protection just to make sure you don't catch anything. The Lundqvist

Getting sloppy drunk and insulting the girl to her face while you're doing it. The Kaner

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Hooking up in another country, then bolting before anyone realizes how underwhelming your performance actually was. -The Radulov.

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Damn, OK, way to get all graphic and stuff.

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Breaking an epic dry spell that was so memorable that people will talk about it for years...then following it up with another dry spell - The Rangers franchise

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Leaving your girlfriend to double team a girl you knew in high school with your best bud. - The Parise

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