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Danton Looking For A Date? ;)

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Probably the best line was "I can cook, clean, and bring home the money". He wanted someone who lived within 50 miles of West Orange, a non-smoker aged 18-30 (I believe), that speaks any language/any hair color/any nationality/any religion. Uhhm, it said he doesn't like many animals, he's a social drinker, he has a good sense of humor, he's honest/caring/trust worthy...uhh....damnit I can't remember anymore...Uhh...he wanted someone who could make him laugh (sarcasitc sense of humor)....uhh...I forget now...

Bring home the money???? Interesting concept to be unemployed and bring home money...I need to learn how to dew this ;) This person has few, if any, restrictions...sounds a bit desparate but hey I am old enough to be this person's mom :o and I was taught to have scruples :rolleyes: It would be interesting to see if this ad changes to 50 miles of Ontario :P Social drinker eh...give him time...could edit that ad to say drinker :rolleyes: Thnx RD...I get the gist...too funny...btw...did the ad say anything about being an athlete :uni:

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I think the headline was "Professional athlete seeking relationship" or something to that degree...

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Jeez rd sounds like you payed pretty good attention to that add. :D

Oh yes, you've figured me out. It would be a dream come true to go out with a guy like Mike Danton.

Man, you can see right through me, can't you? *sigh*

Excuse me while I puke now. :puke:

:wave:

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Lou? Jimbo? Nah, I bet it was Berglund. :P

Ya' think Berg was letting his psycho Viking side come out? :D But, seriously, I think it's a Canadian who wrote it when you look at the spelling (e.g., "humour"). Jimbo is Canadian too.... hmmm..

It probably IS a legit personal ad which just makes me want to :puke: all over again! And now the ad is not up, with the profile hidden or user name change, which makes me think it IS for real. He probably got all these friggin messages of people ragging on him. Never underestimate the persistence of irritated Dev fans! :lol:

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The scary thing is I know someone who met her future husband through that site.

But I have a question...what good is it that he can cook & clean if he would be on the road half the time????

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The scary thing is I know someone who met her future husband through that site.

But I have a question...what good is it that he can cook & clean if he would be on the road half the time????

Okay...he's 1-3 then, so he can't cook and clean..but he can bring home the money, remember?

:lol:

Okay...so maybe Danton is 0-3...

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Hmmm....says profile cannot be seen and that either it is hidden or user name changed...

This just keeps getting funnier and funnier. :lol:

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I can't read it. What did it say? It is no longer available. What did it say? :huh:

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Parse thru this thread westcoast and you will get the gist :)

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