Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0
El Diablo

The Official comprehensive thread of CHICO-ISM and DOC-TRUISMS

370 posts in this topic

We hear these guys make a classic statement :lol: just about every game .. we must save their best for posterity... :koolaid:

There was a pinball going on there and the Wizard (Marty) kept it out - Chico 3.7.06

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You shoulda started this thread when I had the rotating Chico sigs :P The two classics that come to mind are:

'Brodeur and Vokoun played in the World Cup with Brodeur playing for Canada and Vokoun playing for Nashville' - Chico (from the Nashville game in January)

'Brylin's out on the penalty kill, I don't know whether Madden's tired or there's a problem' - Chico

'The problem will be relieved as Madden comes out of the box now' - Doc (from a Flyers game in late November)

Edited by Hasan4978

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
We hear these guys make a classic statement :lol: just about every game .. we must save their best for posterity... :koolaid:

There was a pinball going on there and the Wizard (Marty) kept it out - Chico 3.7.06

I had to listen to the Queens on the Island :(

:hail: DOC

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

5 minutes into the game and Chico has yet to say a word

"Early stages of the first period no score...what do you see out there Cheekster?"

"Well....I see a hockey game......and a Devils team that's.....

"Quick shot on Brodeur and he sticked it away!"

"Look at how he uses his stick....it's as if his arm was an extension of his body" :blink:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
"Quick shot on Brodeur and he sticked it away!"

"Look at how he uses his stick....it's as if his arm was an extension of his body" :blink:

:rofl::rofl: That sums it up. If they ever make another Brodeur commercial, they should have Chico kiss Brodeur's equipment.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
:rofl::rofl: That sums it up. If they ever make another Brodeur commercial, they should have Chico kiss Brodeur's equipment.

Chico does kiss azz. But I still love the guy.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
We hear these guys make a classic statement :lol: just about every game .. we must save their best for posterity... :koolaid:

There was a pinball going on there and the Wizard (Marty) kept it out - Chico 3.7.06

Oh ! and a healthy hit from Jannsen :evil:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

We are the luckiest hockey fans in the world to have Doc and Chico. :hail:

The Isles guys make me ill. I was almost glad Elias wasn't playing because the play by play guy always calls him Eliash. Drives me nuts. JD is okay, but I hate Sam Rosen. :puke: He's a homer but not funny like Chico.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Dont forget that loon from Pittsburgh. After a goal he'll always say something like: "AAAHHHHH, Michael,Michael, Motorcycle" or "AAAAHHHH,Buy Sam a beer and get one for his dog" But only the Pittsburgh goals!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Michael, Michael motorcycle? He doesn't finish it with "Turn the key and watch him pee?" :lol:

Edited by LizDevil30

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Comeon Mike Lange rules.

But I'd be hypocrite after my SFM thing if I didn't say Doc was the best.

Try inventing your own Doc-isms, like one guy suggested something like:

"Bryin cauliflowers it into the zone"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I love when a player gets knocked down illegally and no call, Doc says:

so and so is knocked down AND [pause] PLAY CONTINUES!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Doc, as they're going to commercial: "We'll be back to Verizon Center... MCI Center... whatev--" (audio cuts out)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I love how the Cap unis frustrate Doc so much.

Oh another good one this season:

"They seem to be moving into a One-Twenty-Two"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Doc, as they're going to commercial: "We'll be back to Verizon Center... MCI Center... whatev--" (audio cuts out)

totally made me laugh! he sounded really disgusted to even have to name a company when talking about an arena

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Doc, as they're going to commercial: "We'll be back to Verizon Center... MCI Center... whatev--" (audio cuts out)

I think before that he said something like "Verizon Center...remember when it was MCI Center? Changes more than Philly" :evil:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

In the game aganst the Pens -- in a 2-6 game Chico says: "Rassmussen scores and brings the Devils back within one" a rare incredulous Doc says "within one of WHAT?" Chico " heh heh within one of one and five?"

OK anyone here can correct that -- I'm sort of watchign the game and feel kind of Chico myself...

Edited by Pepperkorn

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
In the game aganst the Pens -- in a 2-6 game Chico says: "Rassmussen scores and brings the Devils back within one" a rare incredulous Doc says "within one of WHAT?" Chico " heh heh within one of one and five?"

OK anyone here can correct that -- I'm sort of watchign the game and feel kind of Chico myself...

wanted to smack chico w/ that 1.. its not bad enough that the devs sucked tongiht.. we needed chico sucking too???

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"A healthy hit by Stevens, and down goes Kaberle, his stick is broken." - The Doc

Playoffs 2000, Round 2, Game 5 Devs vs Leafs.

Edited by brodeurfanatic

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Doc, as they're going to commercial: "We'll be back to Verizon Center... MCI Center... whatev--" (audio cuts out)

He could just call it The Phone Booth. That's what they nicknamed it when it was the MCI Center and it would still be appropriate.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
He could just call it The Phone Booth. That's what they nicknamed it when it was the MCI Center and it would still be appropriate.

did anyone hear chico last night? "got him right in the beak...penguins do have beaks don't they?"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
We are the luckiest hockey fans in the world to have Doc and Chico. :hail:

The Isles guys make me ill. I was almost glad Elias wasn't playing because the play by play guy always calls him Eliash. Drives me nuts. JD is okay, but I hate Sam Rosen. :puke: He's a homer but not funny like Chico.

How else do you pronouce 'Elias'? :blink:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

He says it like hes saying Eliassssh" like if ur saying ass

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0