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If I Were To Protest Barry Melrose ...

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I was inspired by In Lou We Trust's suggestions on welcoming Barry Melrose to Newark tonight, so I posted something over at FanHouse this morning:

The Mullet Comes To Newark

STEP 1: Buy yourself a cheap black wallet.

STEP 2: Buy yourself a pen with white ink.

STEP 3: Draw the biggest, clearest "B M" or "ESPN" you can on the front of it. Big enough so a television camera can see it.

STEP 4: When the Devils score their first goal, toss that bad boy on the ice like it was a rubber rat or an octopus. A few thousand of them in the neutral zone, and Barry will get the point. (And if you don't think the Devils will score -- I like a team on an eight-game winning streak against an opponent with a 2.87 GAA.)

Again, this is just something I *might* do. I could *never* condone delaying a game with such an immature group protest. :whistling:

<JESTER>

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A few thousand wallets is a lot for 3 fans to throw :tomato:

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I still like the idea of where's your wallet being chanted at the greasy kid toucher :P

you KNOW 209 will have something nice planned out for him B )

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If I were there, I'd definitely be sporting my green mullet!

But, I won't be, so I digress. :evilcry:

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I still like the idea of where's your wallet being chanted at the greasy kid toucher :P

you KNOW 209 will have something nice planned out for him B )

Of all the ideas, I think Where's Your Wallet? is probably the best one by far.

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I was inspired by In Lou We Trust's suggestions on welcoming Barry Melrose to Newark tonight, so I posted something over at FanHouse this morning:

Again, this is just something I *might* do. I could *never* condone delaying a game with such an immature group protest. :whistling:

<JESTER>

:rofl:

Great article! Really enjoying your FanHouse articles and your writing, by the way. Kudos! :evil:

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he apologized, he's fine by me. let's move on .org

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Don't any of you Melrose haters have any compassion for the guy? :lol:

I mean, he's stuck with the mullet until he retires. He's damned if he do and damned if he don't. Ya know? :noclue:

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Ohhhhhhhhh Barrrrrrry. Guess who's going to be at the Rock for ESPN for the Cup this week, that's right, Barry Melrose. He got a twitter just this week.

https://twitter.com/#!/NHLBarryMelrose

Trying to see if his perception of the Rock has changed just yet.

I hope he has protection going into the building, wouldn't want him getting jumped by all those families going to restaurants in the surrounding area.

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Scary how old this thread is lol

I was thinking the exact same thing!!!!

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He's already stirring the junk up; tweet from 7h ago:

Great night had cigars with a bunch of navy officers. Fleet week in NYC.On way over to Newark hope I see my buddy C Booker. Kings in 6

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Melrose was somewhat relevant in 2007.

Now he's doing a video blog on NHL.com, and ESPN dusts him off about 1 month of the year.

Pass.

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Scary how old this thread is lol

I saw the thread and the thread starter and thought 'Jester's posting again'?! At least this is a better random bump than the Tampa series thread during the first round :lol:

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Fans at Championship Plaza just had a "Baaaaaaarrrry" chant, taunting him as he was talking on NHL Network. Perfect!

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He got booed to the high heavens every time they had that insta-analysis on the jumbotron, that was probably the funniest thing of the night.

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