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Jizz in my Pants and I'm On A Boat have better videos. I love that song as well though... haha

WAIT, STOP THE MOFO PRESSESS... You hate me because I posted a post about Jello Wrestlin'... BUT you post about a song that has "JIZZ" in it? :noclue:

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WAIT, STOP THE MOFO PRESSESS... You hate me because I posted a post about Jello Wrestlin'... BUT you post about a song that has "JIZZ" in it? :noclue:

Clearly you don't know who The Lonely Island is or were here for that whole convo many, many pages ago.

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WAIT, STOP THE MOFO PRESSESS... You hate me because I posted a post about Jello Wrestlin'... BUT you post about a song that has "JIZZ" in it? :noclue:

GET REJECTED (like a boss)

SWALLOW SADNESS (like a boss)

....

So on a normal day you cut yours balls of and die? HELL YEAH

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GET REJECTED (like a boss)

SWALLOW SADNESS (like a boss)

....

So on a normal day you cut yours balls of and die? HELL YEAH

5TH of Vodka LIKE A BOSS

Sh!t on Debra's desk LIKE A BOSS

Suck a dude's d!ck LIKE A BOSS

Suck my own d!ck LIKE A BOSS

Eat some chicken strips LIKE A BOSS

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Went to a wedding today. Caught the garter. Did I mention my cousin was the bride? She high-fived me on the way back to my table. :D

I haven't been to a wedding in...well, probably ever. Is catching the garter the same as catching the bouquet? Does this put you next in line?

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I haven't been to a wedding in...well, probably ever. Is catching the garter the same as catching the bouquet? Does this put you next in line?

It means he gets to bone the bride with no objections.

OK, not really. :P

I've heard that, what you said about next in line. I've also seen it where the dude puts it on the bouquet catchers leg...so what did you do Rowdy, what. did. you. do?

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It means he gets to bone the bride with no objections.

OK, not really. :P

That's terribly disturbing considering he said the bride was his cousin. :ph34r:

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That's terribly disturbing considering he said the bride was his cousin. :ph34r:

Hmm, true...well he is north of the Mason-Dixon so I think he and his cousin are safe.

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I've heard that, what you said about next in line. I've also seen it where the dude puts it on the bouquet catchers leg...so what did you do Rowdy, what. did. you. do?

I had that happen where I went to a co-worker's wedding and they purposely dragged me out to catch the bouquet. They even had their family move out of the way so that I would catch it. Then they did the whole crap where I had to sit and have it put on my leg. It was the most horrible thing ever....

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I had that happen where I went to a co-worker's wedding and they purposely dragged me out to catch the bouquet. They even had their family move out of the way so that I would catch it. Then they did the whole crap where I had to sit and have it put on my leg. It was the most horrible thing ever....

That seems unfair, purposely rigging the bouquet-tossing. Bad juju.

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That seems unfair, purposely rigging the bouquet-tossing. Bad juju.

Yeah, it was on purpose. They know I hate that kind of attention.

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I've heard that, what you said about next in line. I've also seen it where the dude puts it on the bouquet catchers leg...so what did you do Rowdy, what. did. you. do?

Nothing, thankfully. I'd seen that done too (I went to a friend from high school's wedding last fall and they did that), but it probably would have been awkward in this case. Well, either awkward or flat-out silly knowing our family... the bouquet catcher was another cousin, the bride's sister.

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Just checking in again.....in Hong Kong en route to Oz. Quite a nice airport really, mountains all round and a good view of the runway.

Freaking tired though.

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Went to a wedding today. Caught the garter. Did I mention my cousin was the bride? She high-fived me on the way back to my table. :D

funny

I've heard that, what you said about next in line. I've also seen it where the dude puts it on the bouquet catchers leg...so what did you do Rowdy, what. did. you. do?

I caught it at a buddies wedding. An ex of mine caught the flowers.

The tradition about putting the garter on her leg is the higher it goes, the longer the couple wedded stays together. :whistling:

They will be married 'til he dies :evil:

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Slow quiet afternoon so far..

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Hi how are things?

wonderful.

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It means he gets to bone the bride with no objections.

This must happen in Texas... I've heard that about that state.

I had that happen where I went to a co-worker's wedding and they purposely dragged me out to catch the bouquet. They even had their family move out of the way so that I would catch it. Then they did the whole crap where I had to sit and have it put on my leg. It was the most horrible thing ever....

I thought I said the "most horrible thing ever"... You not loving attention...PLEEEAAASSSEEE!!!!

Clearly you don't know who The Lonely Island is or were here for that whole convo many, many pages ago.

Not really interested in who they are... The point is still the point... that word was okay, but Jello Rastlin' wasn't?

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Not really interested in who they are... The point is still the point... that word was okay, but Jello Rastlin' wasn't?

Not that Jello Rastlin' is a bad word. But someone suggesting it involving me... lol. Probably didn't tickle her fancy too well.

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This must happen in Texas... I've heard that about that state.

Not much different than Pennsyltucky.

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K, so I was reading an article on whether or not John Wall might go to Duke... and this was the opening...

"Reports of John Wall possessing a predilection for Kentucky are erroneous. The preconceived notion that John can, and will only make a decision when he

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"Reports of John Wall possessing a predilection for Kentucky are erroneous. The preconceived notion that John can, and will only make a decision when he

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So Noodlebib has become my savior this year. I thinks its saved me like 48 hours worth of citing sh!t.

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