sammyk

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Anyone catch kitchen nightmares tonight? The restaurant had the San Jose sharks come out to sample the place after Gordon ramsay fixed it and Colin white was in there pretty prominently.

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johan hedberg looks like bladerunner cause im watching bladerunner

You should administer the Voight-Kampff test to make sure.

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I feel like I haven't been on NJDevs in forever. I go away for one week without internet and it feels like eternity.

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I feel like I haven't been on NJDevs in forever. I go away for one week without internet and it feels like eternity.

Stupid social life, getting in the way of teh interwebs. :lol:

I'm pretty much only here during work hours. Judging by how little catchup I typically have to, I'd guess most posters are the same way.

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Has anyone else noticed Sarah Silverman in the new Claritan D Commercials? Has her career really gone to that level?

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OMG

That's not real.

She would have gotten much more heated if it was real and really explained her logic - she wandered because her arguments would sometimes get a little too smart and she'd have to back peddle and get stupid again - and all in a very slow dumb way.

Stupid people are generally loud and stick on the same path.

This is what makes a great actor -- this woman was playing "not understanding" You can't do that and be believable. I did like how she latched on to driving faster than one hour though. It's amazing when you think of the heated debate that could ensue!

Ahh AND - people do say stupid things but it's not usually that long before they get in step with the conversation and once they grasp it say Oh well I didn't know what you meant. And you do see that of course they didn't' but it's fun to call them a dumb sh!t - but that's OK because said "dumb sh!t" knows she or he was just not listening to a word you said - you were completely insignificant to them for a brief period and they feel bad so you get to call them stupid so they feel important again. We all know women are huge perpetrators of that. We don't listen because we don't give a sh!t because you drone on about THE stupidest stuff... and ask THE stupidest questions like how far will you go in an hour if you're driving 80MPH? We can't accept that you actually need the answer to that question, so we create a new question that makes more logical sense - like: what he meant is how fast will this car go in an hour...

ok...

clearly I do NOT have enough to think about today.

seriously though -- I've been reading up on the Constitution, our judicial system, and economics. I'm getting some clarity which is nice. You know but it's meeting day and I think I've screwed around all week. AHHHH!

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If it is real, I'm not sure who's the bigger dumbass: the woman who doesn't understand the literal meaning of Miles Per Hour, or the guy recording a video, framing shots, and looking into the lens to make snarky faces and comments while driving at high speeds and changing lanes on what appears to be a major highway?

These two will have some stupid, stupid kids.

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If it is real, I'm not sure who's the bigger dumbass: the woman who doesn't understand the literal meaning of Miles Per Hour, or the guy recording a video, framing shots, and looking into the lens to make snarky faces and comments while driving at high speeds and changing lanes on what appears to be a major highway?

These two will have some stupid, stupid kids.

It's UTAH/IDAHO, how much traffic could there be?

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It's UTAH/IDAHO, how much traffic could there be?

You never know when a Mormon or a potato might jump in front of your car.

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You never know when a Mormon or a potato might jump in front of your car.

What if Mr. Potato Head was a Mormon? Would he live on the border?

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What if Mr. Potato Head was a Mormon? Would he live on the border?

He'd probably have like ten Mrs. Potato Heads living in both states.

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duh, mr potatoe is not really a potatoe; hes from china and made out of plastic, duh.

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duh, mr potatoe is not really a potatoe; hes from china and made out of plastic, duh.

Thanks, Dan Quayle.

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duh, mr potatoe is not really a potatoe; hes from china and made out of plastic, duh.

Well, if you wanna get technical, the original was meant to be used on real potatoes (or onions or apples or whatever).

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Duh. :P

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