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NJCroMag

NHL All-Ugly Team

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So I'm watching the Rangers-Penguins game last night because it was the only game on, and they're showing all these shots of Evgeni Malkin. And every time they do, I'm cowering in terror.

I mean, this man IS Frankenstein's Monster, only not quite as attractive.

So I get to thinking: Who would you put on your NHL All-Ugly team?

Malkin is a definite. I'm also thinking Rod Brind'Amour makes it. I know he retired, but how about Mike Ricci?

Let's hear some names. Toss 'em out. I'm sure I'm forgetting plenty.

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Anze Kopitar, Miroslav Satan, A.O.

starting line.....

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Marty Brodeur ?

(haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan !!!)

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Forgot about A.O.

He DOES have a certain rodent-like appearance.

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Lyle Odelein.

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Oh, no, Rod is horrendous. Even compared to Tie.

brindamour-rod-194x194.jpg

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Mike Ricci is definitely the all-time ugliest.

If you have Rod Brind'Amour on the list, you have to add Dave Andreychuk, they were separated at birth.

I always reckoned Jamie Macoun to be, if not the ugliest, at least the most simian.

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Bobby Holik. Talk about Frankenstein. :puke:

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what about Pascal Leclaire. just look at his mug shot on nhl.com

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what about Pascal Leclaire. just look at his mug shot on nhl.com
Edited by NJCroMag

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all ugly knob hockey: http://youtube.com/watch?v=1t92VxUzn6Q

also, add kasperitis to that list

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See I find some of these ugly guys attractive... like Rod even :blush::urg: trauma :saddevil:

and kaspar sometimes... :doh1:

Edited by Pepperkorn

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Ohh geez, i think it;'s Brunette with the horribly messed up nose, like even worse than a normal nhler...it's just SICK looking

Dion Phaneuf

Lukas Krajicek

Sami Salo

Parros

Chelios

Ricci

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Richard Matvichuk

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I'm sorry bu I have to disagree with regards to Satan. He is clearly not in the same league as some of these guys.

I'd like to put forward a nomination for Nick Foligno (when he plays for Ottawa anyway).

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