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Shawn Avery

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I was listening to the radio and I heard that (this was just general sports news) that Shawn Avery hates sports and is going into the fashion district. But now I am doubting it because there is nothing about Avery on nhl.com. Anyone know anything about him??

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Sorry guys disreagard this thread, there is already an Avery thread out there

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well, they're probably just going off of his article in Men's Vogue. He says he hates sports in it, and he basically says he loves 2 things:fashion and himself (not in that order).

http://www.mensvogue.com/magazine/articles...y?currentPage=1

There's a thread about the article a little ways down.

Edit: Awww, just a tad too slow on my part, lol.

Edited by RSC

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When he decides to sign another contract Martin Brodeur will be present and will keep putting his hand in the way of the pen while Avery is trying to sign.

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When he decides to sign another contract Martin Brodeur will be present and will keep putting his hand in the way of the pen while Avery is trying to sign.

Brilliant mental image.... :hail:

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^ Hope he's wearing a jewish hat like that guy is too when it happens. Everything's more funnier that way.

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When he decides to sign another contract Martin Brodeur will be present and will keep putting his hand in the way of the pen while Avery is trying to sign.

I didn't know Avery could read let alone write.

He'll be in a gay porn within 2 years.

Apparently he and George Micheal are big "friends" from his time in LA, maybe Avery already "stars" in "alternative porn" :whistling:

^ Hope he's wearing a jewish hat like that guy is too when it happens. Everything's more funnier that way.

Seems to make it more "Kosher" that way :lol:

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I didn't know Avery could read let alone write.

His agent shows him the line and he draws an X.

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He is surely not going to come here if we keep spelling his name wrong in the title of the threads

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He'll be in a gay porn within 2 years.

yup, porn mustache and all.

He is surely not going to come here if we keep spelling his name wrong in the title of the threads

:lol: Guys we need him this season! Stop spelling his name wrong! :rolleyes:

Edited by NJDevsFireOnIce

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You know what's funny...let say Avery signed in Nashville (or anywhere off the radar screen) - you guys would miss him. He is/was the best thing to happen to Rangers/Devils in years.

That said, I do not see him signing somewhere like that, he needs spotlight / big city.

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A shame San Fransisco doesn't have a team....

But I do agree with BG... There isnt an edge to the rivalry anymore...

I like him on the rangers.. keeps it entertaining

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He is surely not going to come here if we keep spelling his name wrong in the title of the threads

Perhaps that was the plan. :ph34r:

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Sorry guys disreagard this thread, there is already an Avery thread out there

there might be a Sean Avery thread; but this is the only Shawn Avery thread going! :uni:

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I think Shawn Avery will always have a home on the New York Raingers, along with such legendary players as Brendan Shanrahan, Yaromir Yager, and Henrik Lungkissed. Who knows? Maybe some day he'll have his number retired along with Wayne Grettsgy, Marc Mezzier, Brian Leach, Rod Gilbaire, Mike Rickter, and Eddie Yowcomein. It's all up to Glen Sadir.

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I think Shawn Avery will always have a home on the New York Raingers, along with such legendary players as Brendan Shanrahan, Yaromir Yager, and Henrik Lungkissed. Who knows? Maybe some day he'll have his number retired along with Wayne Grettsgy, Marc Mezzier, Brian Leach, Rod Gilbaire, Mike Rickter, and Eddie Yowcomein. It's all up to Glen Sadir.

eye feal tha saime wey.

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He'll be in a gay porn within 2 years.

If he hasn't already started!

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You know what's funny...let say Avery signed in Nashville (or anywhere off the radar screen) - you guys would miss him. He is/was the best thing to happen to Rangers/Devils in years.

That said, I do not see him signing somewhere like that, he needs spotlight / big city.

He could retire from hockey to focus on his fabulousness full time and I wouldn't give a sh!t. Gome$ is enough reason to hate the Rangers.

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