Triumph

The Official Rangers Suck Thread

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I skimmed through a Rangers bloggers recap of yesterdays game and chuckled when I got to the bottom:

Labels: buffalo sabres, disappointing, disgrace, disgusting, fire tortorella, New York Rangers

anyway he opened with this

I heard "Let's Go Mets!" twice walking out of the Garden tonight and "at least we have the Mets" once.

When you are a New York sports fan and you are looking forward to Mets baseball, then there is something seriously, seriously wrong. And there are many things seriously, seriously wrong with the New York Rangers right now.

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I expect the Rangers to go on an extended winning streak soon as a result of this thread.

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I hate how the Rangers are one of the worst if not the worst run team in the NHL and no one says boo.

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It's funny reading some Rangers board these days. Seeing them going from "OMG we has Gaborikx we're winning teh Cupzz!!!1oneone" to "We should just tank and get a higher draft pick" mode is just priceless. :evil:

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I hate how the Rangers are one of the worst if not the worst run team in the NHL and no one says boo.

Their fans sure say boo, usually at every home game.

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I always did think his legend was just a bit overblown. The Rangers did have to go out and make a bunch of costly trades and recruit a whole lot of ex-Oilers to win that Cup. At least the Devils built their own identity in winning theirs. They didn't have to go out and borrow someone else's.

Let's not forget his guarantees that he would bring the Canucks to the playoffs, and that he would bring the Rangers back to the playoffs when he returned to New York! Nobody ever mentions those guarantees. Nobody ever mentions that he demanded to wear 11 in Vancouver even though the number was unofficially retired for a player who passed away.

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It's funny reading some Rangers board these days. Seeing them going from "OMG we has Gaborikx we're winning teh Cupzz!!!1oneone" to "We should just tank and get a higher draft pick" mode is just priceless. :evil:

Oh fvck no, not another Pittsburgh :puke:

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I expect the Rangers to go on an extended winning streak soon as a result of this thread.

well so far that's not happened. the rangers lose yet again, although they did break their schneid of 200+ minutes without an even strength goal.

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BWAHAHAHAHA those fvcking losers went like 260 minutes without scoring an even-strength goal!!!!! fvcking dipsh!ts!!!!! :rofl::rofl:

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gaborik played over 26 minutes in the first game of a home and home.

hey tortorella, you can yell and scream and curse all you want and talk about lack of effort but then you go ahead and reward the lack of effort with more ice time. He basically ran 6 forwards all night.

hilarious disaster indeed.

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post game press conference w/ torts = must see tv :rant:

Most of his interviews are must see TV when his team loses, very unprofessional man.

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LOL REDDEN. The disaster that is Redden is even more delicious than we imagined it would be when he got signed.

I honestly expected the Rangers to do BETTER than last year, but wtf was I thinking lol. It's double fun in my house again, I only enjoy watching Rangers games when they lose. I need to get Lundqvist off my fantasy team.

It's too bad the Rags keep playing on Devils game days.

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I will add my first post to this great thread by stating that Mark Messier is a fvcking f*ggot. I wouldn't piss on that cock-sucker if he was on fire. You want bile Tri, you got bile. I have plenty of it for that heaping pile of donkey-sh!t organization.

Yeah!!...what he said

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Seriously though what the hell happened to Redden? He had some sick numbers for a while from 2000 to 2006.

Oh he was playing with Chara duh.

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Seriously though what the hell happened to Redden? He had some sick numbers for a while from 2000 to 2006.

Oh he was playing with Chara duh.

He took the money and ran (instead of skated)

They are paying him like more money than Marty makes

BAHAHAHHAAHA

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I have the Ranger replay on ... fans got the "Fire Sather" chants going at least twice ... not acknowledged by Homer Joe and Sam Shill.

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Joe Micetti makes Sam Rosen seem like Mike miller. I hate joe's homerism, but sam rosen is more divided. all though, saying a good play, good pass to every single play is annyoing!

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Torts is going to run Gaborik into the ground with that kind of ice time. Either that or get him hurt in the process.

Similiar to how he burned Lacavalier and St. Louis out in 2007. That's how he coaches. He runs his top players out there with some unbelieveable TOI and forgets he has 1-2 other lines.

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Similiar to how he burned Lacavalier and St. Louis out in 2007. That's how he coaches. He runs his top players out there with some unbelieveable TOI and forgets he has 1-2 other lines.

on the rangers, he doesn't. it's either do that or play the corpse of chris drury or the corpse-like ales kotalik. can you imagine being the coach of the rangers? expansion team coaches have an easier time - at least those guys are fighting to keep a job.

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I feel like I'm missing a player that was on the Rangers roster last year and is not this year. Is there a place that has old rosters of teams? I tried looking through trans logs but free agents leaving doesn't really show up on a team's trans log.

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I feel like I'm missing a player that was on the Rangers roster last year and is not this year. Is there a place that has old rosters of teams? I tried looking through trans logs but free agents leaving doesn't really show up on a team's trans log.

Zherdev? Gomez? Naslund? Mara? Betts? Dawes? Kalinin? Korpikorski? Prucha? Morris? Orr? Antropov? Sjostrom? Rismiller? Reitz?

I think those are the major ones.

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