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New Kovy Update ("As the Kovy Turns")

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whatever floats your lumpy boat :P

I think they prefer "big boned."

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Is it just me, or does this feel alot like "Souray to Devils All but Done".

:mellow:

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Reda:

...While the Devils aren't offering that, there is the compromise of a shorter term. Kovalchuk gets his money, the Devils swallow the cap hit, but for seven and not 10 years, and if Kovalchuk is still producing like he feels he can, he can sign a new deal at 34 and everyone is happy. Everone that is, except for the casualties.

You see even with this compromise, the Devils will still be about $3.8 million over the cap, and that means there will have to be some bodies moved out of New Jersey to make room for Kovalchuk.

Peace out Rolston

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Is it just me, or does this feel alot like "Souray to Devils All but Done".

:mellow:

this is starting to feel like the random thoughts thread in Off Topic. But hopefully it ends better than the Souray saga. Plus this one has semi reliable sources, unlike the Souray thing

Edited by DH26

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So Kovy is signing here for a lumpy cheese omelet and someone to mow his lawn...?

It just doesn't seem right.

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Is it just me, or does this feel alot like "Souray to Devils All but Done".

:mellow:

(N)Єverson can't be as bad as NHLLine.Ca ... can he?!

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It just doesn't seem right.

worse yet, the khl offered 20 omelets while the islanders offered 100 omelets.

we're in trouble.

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worse yet, the khl offered 20 omelets while the islanders offered 100 omelets.

we're in trouble.

In Soviet Russia, omelet makes you!

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worse yet, the khl offered 20 omelets while the islanders offered 100 omelets.

we're in trouble.

Lou offered him a f-ing happy meal. With a boys toy inside.

Edited by Elias26

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worse yet, the khl offered 20 omelets while the islanders offered 100 omelets.

we're in trouble.

Ah, but what was inside the omelets? Ham? Cheese? Onions? Spinach? Top secret American secrets?

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Lou's just gonna take him to Panera and let him get anything he wants. We win

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Ah, but what was inside the omelets? Ham? Cheese? Onions? Spinach? Top secret American secrets?

Million dollar bills.

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Ah, but what was inside the omelets? Ham? Cheese? Onions? Spinach? Top secret American secrets?

chili?

Okay. I am stepping away from the PC. Kovy has made a mockery of all us.

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chili?

Sh!t, I still owe you chili, don't I?

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word has it that lou's version is filled with kool-aid.

this is why kovalchuk is having such a hard time re-signing. even at his finest, lou is no chef: kool-aid and omelets just do not mix.

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word has it that lou's version is filled with kool-aid.

this is why kovalchuk is having such a hard time re-signing. even at his finest, lou is no chef: kool-aid and omelets just do not mix.

What if you solidified the Kool Aid into some sort of Jell-O like substance, then inserted it into the omelet?

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in order to sign Kovy we need luck on our side.

luck, and smokin hot Alyssa Milano.

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also Shania Twain. she tried.

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What if you solidified the Kool Aid into some sort of Jell-O like substance, then inserted it into the omelet?

what if you just DRANK UP!

:koolaid: :koolaid: :koolaid: :koolaid: :koolaid: :koolaid:

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i still maintain that jello-fied kool-aid and eggs should never ever mix.

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