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Wait, wait, what's that? I can't quite hear yo....BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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I play all of them :) this is my livingroom

NICE dude. I have drums, three basses, keyboard, two acoustics, three elec guitars, banjo, lap steel, and steel string country guitar. Along with a PA and monitors and recording equip.

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Wait, did The Rock ban vuvuzelas yet?

God I hope not.

Sadly, "noisemaking devices" are, and always have technically, been banned. :( Which is funny, because the vuvuzela sounds exactly like the conch shell the one dude always uses.

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NICE dude. I have drums, three basses, keyboard, two acoustics, three elec guitars, banjo, lap steel, and steel string country guitar. Along with a PA and monitors and recording equip.

I can play the kazoo.

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Sadly, "noisemaking devices" are, and always have technically, been banned.

so then when is crasher going to be banned?

hiyooooooooo

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NICE dude. I have drums, three basses, keyboard, two acoustics, three elec guitars, banjo, lap steel, and steel string country guitar. Along with a PA and monitors and recording equip.

I need a good steel string guitar as my next major purchase. My acoustic is cool and all, but it's nylon strings. Easy on the fingers, but sounds kinda cheap.

so then when is crasher going to be banned?

hiyooooooooo

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so then when is crasher going to be banned?

hiyooooooooo

baazzzzzingggg. Wow, this is great entertainment

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Sadly, "noisemaking devices" are, and always have technically, been banned. :( Which is funny, because the vuvuzela sounds exactly like the conch shell the one dude always uses.

What if I tell them it is merely a plastic beer funnel?

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Would he be cutting the grass with or without SammyK? Just asking :whistling:

Don't worry about my lawn.

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I was so hoping this was going to be a kazoo symphony of The Final Countdown.

This ain't too shabby either, though.

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I'm starting a metal band today called Kovalchuk. Anyone want in? Must play an instrument.

I took one ukulele lesson while in Hawaii eleven years ago, any room for me in the band?

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Don't worry about my lawn.

:thumbsup:

I took one ukulele lesson while in Hawaii eleven years ago, any room for me in the band?

yeah, well i saw a woman play a violin, guitar, and harmonica ALL WHILE TAP DANCING AT THE SAME TIME when i was on the el platform in chicago once.

i can't do any of those things, but is there any room for me in the band?

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I was so hoping this was going to be a kazoo symphony of The Final Countdown.

This ain't too shabby either, though.

Nah the only unique version of the Final Countdown I can find is a ukulele version.

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:thumbsup:

yeah, well i saw a woman play a violin, guitar, and harmonica ALL WHILE TAP DANCING AT THE SAME TIME when i was on the el platform in chicago once.

i can't do any of those things, but is there any room for me in the band?

I can give you vuvuzela lesson!

Not plural because you only need one!

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Oh god, is this going to become one of those threads in which we do nothing but quote Holy Grail? :lol:

In that case...

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Bonus points for adding a Kovy twist:

Lou: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by Vanderbeek with a sacred quest. If he will sign this contract, he can join us in our quest for the Stanley Cup.

Grossman: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.

Lou: What?

Johnny Mac: He said they've already got one!

Lou: Are you sure he's got one?

Grossman: Oh yes, it's very nice!

Lou: Can we come up and have a look?

Grossman: Of course not. You're New Jersey types.

Lou: What are you then?

Kovalchuk: I'm Russian. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly GM?

Lou: What are you doing in Newark?

Grossman: Mind your own business!

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Nah the only unique version of the Final Countdown I can find is a ukulele version.

Quick devilsfan26, get in on this!

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Bonus points for adding a Kovy twist:

Lou: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by Vanderbeek with a sacred quest. If he will sign this contract, he can join us in our quest for the Stanley Cup.

Grossman: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.

Lou: What?

Johnny Mac: He said they've already got one!

Lou: Are you sure he's got one?

Grossman: Oh yes, it's very nice!

Lou: Can we come up and have a look?

Grossman: Of course not. You're New Jersey types.

Lou: What are you then?

Kovalchuk: I'm Russian. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly GM?

Lou: What are you doing in Newark?

Grossman: Mind your own business!

:rofl:

Maybe that's what's keeping them, Lou finally got frustrated and called Kovy's mother a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries.

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:rofl:

Maybe that's what's keeping them, Lou finally got frustrated and called Kovy's mother a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries.

As long as no one is waving their private parts at anyone's aunties, I have confidence that this deal isn't dead.

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Bonus points for adding a Kovy twist:

Lou: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by Vanderbeek with a sacred quest. If he will sign this contract, he can join us in our quest for the Stanley Cup.

Grossman: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.

Lou: What?

Johnny Mac: He said they've already got one!

Lou: Are you sure he's got one?

Grossman: Oh yes, it's very nice!

Lou: Can we come up and have a look?

Grossman: Of course not. You're New Jersey types.

Lou: What are you then?

Kovalchuk: I'm Russian. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly GM?

Lou: What are you doing in Newark?

Grossman: Mind your own business!

:rofl: Amazing, sir. My turn.

Salary Cap: Bring out yer buyouts.

[Lou puts Rolston on the cart]

Lou: Here's one.

Salary Cap: That'll be ninepence.

Rolston: I'm not bought out.

Salary Cap: What?

Lou: Nothing. There's your ninepence.

Rolston: I'm not bought out.

Salary Cap: 'Ere, he says he's not bought out.

Lou: Yes he is.

Rolston: I'm not.

Salary Cap: He isn't.

Lou: Well, he will be soon, he can't run a power play, and his shots always go wide.

Rolston: I'm getting better.

Lou: No you're not, you'll be bought outin a moment.

Salary Cap: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

Rolston: I don't want to go on the cart.

Lou: Oh, don't be such a baby.

Salary Cap: I can't take him.

Rolston: My shot's fine.

Lou: Oh, do me a favor.

Salary Cap: I can't.

Lou: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

Sslary Cap: I promised I'd be at the Blackhawks'. They've lost nine today.

Lou: Well, when's your next round?

Salary Cap: Thursday.

Rolston: I think I'll go for a skate.

Lou: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?

Rolston: I feel winky. I feel winky.

[the Salary Cap glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Rolston with his a whack of his club]

Lou: Ah, thank you very much.

Salary Cap: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Lou: Right.

Edited by RSC

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Salary Cap: Bring out yer buyouts.

[Lou puts Rolston on the cart]

Lou: Here's one.

Salary Cap: That'll be ninepence.

Rolston: I'm not bought out.

Salary Cap: What?

Lou: Nothing. There's your ninepence.

Rolston: I'm not bought out.

Salary Cap: 'Ere, he says he's not bought out.

Lou: Yes he is.

Rolston: I'm not.

Salary Cap: He isn't.

Lou: Well, he will be soon, he can't run a power play, and his shots always go wide.

Rolston: I'm getting better.

Lou: No you're not, you'll be bought outin a moment.

Salary Cap: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

Rolston: I don't want to go on the cart.

Lou: Oh, don't be such a baby.

Salary Cap: I can't take him.

Rolston: My shot's fine.

Lou: Oh, do me a favor.

Salary Cap: I can't.

Lou: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

Sslary Cap: I promised I'd be at the Blackhawks'. They've lost nine today.

Lou: Well, when's your next round?

Salary Cap: Thursday.

Rolston: I think I'll go for a skate.

Lou: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?

Rolston: I feel winky. I feel winky.

[the Salary Cap glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Rolston with his a whack of his club]

Lou: Ah, thank you very much.

Salary Cap: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Lou: Right.

That's simply hilarious. Keep these things coming!

Edited by Devsfan118

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