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Dmitry Chesnokov:

Nabokov's Russian agent said the negotiation with the KHL is over concerns of Evgeni's family & his children. The next round is set for Wed. :rant:

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176 users -- that's hoppin' but I guess we're all reading...

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Dmitry Chesnokov:

Nabokov's Russian agent said the negotiation with the KHL is over concerns of Evgeni's family & his children. The next round is set for Wed. :rant:

Nabakov....

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:rofl: Amazing, sir. My turn.

Salary Cap: Bring out yer buyouts.

[Lou puts Rolston on the cart]

Lou: Here's one.

Salary Cap: That'll be ninepence.

Rolston: I'm not bought out.

Salary Cap: What?

Lou: Nothing. There's your ninepence.

Rolston: I'm not bought out.

Salary Cap: 'Ere, he says he's not bought out.

Lou: Yes he is.

Rolston: I'm not.

Salary Cap: He isn't.

Lou: Well, he will be soon, he can't run a power play, and his shots always go wide.

Rolston: I'm getting better.

Lou: No you're not, you'll be bought outin a moment.

Salary Cap: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

Rolston: I don't want to go on the cart.

Lou: Oh, don't be such a baby.

Salary Cap: I can't take him.

Rolston: My shot's fine.

Lou: Oh, do me a favor.

Salary Cap: I can't.

Lou: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

Sslary Cap: I promised I'd be at the Blackhawks'. They've lost nine today.

Lou: Well, when's your next round?

Salary Cap: Thursday.

Rolston: I think I'll go for a skate.

Lou: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?

Rolston: I feel winky. I feel winky.

[the Salary Cap glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Rolston with his a whack of his club]

Lou: Ah, thank you very much.

Salary Cap: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Lou: Right.

Awesome

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Dmitry Chesnokov:

Nabokov's Russian agent said the negotiation with the KHL is over concerns of Evgeni's family & his children. The next round is set for Wed. :rant:

You're not implying that Kovy's next discussion with the KHL will be on wednesday as well are you? I certainly hope that's not the case

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Well, since it's become Python time:

To: NJ Devils, Kovalchuk, and involved agents

From: NJ Devs community

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You're not implying that Kovy's next discussion with the KHL will be on wednesday as well are you? I certainly hope that's not the case

Seeing as Kovy was not mentioned in that article I would assume that to the best of our knowledge that statement has nothing to do with Kovy.

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There must be some Python in the air. I just used a quote from "The Grail" the other day when some newt brained poster was spewing irrational posts.

Good move Value!

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The longer this goes on, the more chance other teams come to the dance. I say Grossman isn't going to rush anything.

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The longer this goes on, the more chance other teams come to the dance. I say Grossman isn't going to rush anything.

this is the opposite of true. the longer this goes on, the more teams who are not really in the running say the hell with it and sign a frolov or a ponikarovsky or someone like that. there's still other decent wingers available.

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:rofl: Amazing, sir. My turn.

Salary Cap: Bring out yer buyouts.

[Lou puts Rolston on the cart]

Lou: Here's one.

Salary Cap: That'll be ninepence.

Rolston: I'm not bought out.

Salary Cap: What?

Lou: Nothing. There's your ninepence.

Rolston: I'm not bought out.

Salary Cap: 'Ere, he says he's not bought out.

Lou: Yes he is.

Rolston: I'm not.

Salary Cap: He isn't.

Lou: Well, he will be soon, he can't run a power play, and his shots always go wide.

Rolston: I'm getting better.

Lou: No you're not, you'll be bought outin a moment.

Salary Cap: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

Rolston: I don't want to go on the cart.

Lou: Oh, don't be such a baby.

Salary Cap: I can't take him.

Rolston: My shot's fine.

Lou: Oh, do me a favor.

Salary Cap: I can't.

Lou: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

Sslary Cap: I promised I'd be at the Blackhawks'. They've lost nine today.

Lou: Well, when's your next round?

Salary Cap: Thursday.

Rolston: I think I'll go for a skate.

Lou: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?

Rolston: I feel winky. I feel winky.

[the Salary Cap glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Rolston with his a whack of his club]

Lou: Ah, thank you very much.

Salary Cap: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Lou: Right.

:lol: God damn, you knocked that sumbitch way out of the park.

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Dmitry Chesnokov:

Nabokov's Russian agent said the negotiation with the KHL is over concerns of Evgeni's family & his children. The next round is set for Wed. :rant:

When something about Nabakov is posted in a thread like this, It's gonna confuse people. Of course it has nothing to do with Kovy, but I guess in this thread all Russians do the same thing?

Or maybe the poster didn't realize it was about Nabakov and not Kovy?

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this is the opposite of true. the longer this goes on, the more teams who are not really in the running say the hell with it and sign a frolov or a ponikarovsky or someone like that. there's still other decent wingers available.

IF that were the case you would probably be hearing interest on these "lesser" russian players, but you're not. The Rangers "kicked the tires" on Frolov and moved on.

Don't see this as a realistic alternative.

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Well, TG has officially lost his mind

TGfireandice

That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, Halak it! half a minute ago via web

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IF that were the case you would probably be hearing interest on these "lesser" russian players, but you're not. The Rangers "kicked the tires" on Frolov and moved on.

Don't see this as a realistic alternative.

why do you think so many players sign on july 1 every year? it's because there are limited dollars available and ending up without a team can be disastrous, especially for goalies. the offers don't generally increase.

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SpectorsHockey "Boom! Halak-a-laka- boom!"

SpectorsHockey "Halak to move it, move it. Halak to move it, move it. Halak to move it, move it."

TGfireandice That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, Halak it!

Well apparently reporters on twitter are getting just as crazy with all this waiting as we are.

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