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Did I do too much Langenbrunnering?

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YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD!!!

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YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD!!!

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that show freaks me out to this day.. i can believe laurence fishburne was the cowboy :rofl:

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that show freaks me out to this day.. i can believe laurence fishburne was the cowboy :rofl:

Speaking of Fishburne, anyone see his daughter's porno flick? It's not a sex tape, it's a real porno movie! Wow.

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remember when devils were not mentioned ever in teh offseason, i kinda miss that now.

Me too. The pressure is gonna be on this season.

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Speaking of Fishburne, anyone see his daughter's porno flick? It's not a sex tape, it's a real porno movie! Wow.

i saw it on TMZ.... she's pretty hot.. I heard he is not even talking to his daughter anymore

Me too. The pressure is gonna be on this season.

we can always hope for another steroid scandal in baseball, the Knicks and Nets tanking or the Revis holdout to be longer to take some pressure off :cheers:

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C'mon, Montana Fishburne? What else was she going to do but be in porn. Fishburne is an excellent porn last name btw if you think about it.

Hearing the kickball analogies brings back memories. The cool kids in my class would cheat left and right. They were always on the opposing team and would do stuff like lift your leg off base ala the Kent Hrbek/Ron Gant World Series episode. The cheating happened so much that the PE teacher finally said that if she heard someone accuse someone of cheating she'd throw the accuser out of class for that day. Lo and behold I couldn't help it during indoor soccer and I got booted. My parensts got called whole nine.

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gym in high school was a joke... all we did was play volleyball, speedball, and run around the track

my favorite memory was in middleschool when we got to play hockey. i got benched a lot of classes for slashing kids in the hand and wrist when they had the puck haha :whistling:

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gym in high school was a joke... all we did was play volleyball, speedball, and run around the track

my favorite memory was in middleschool when we got to play hockey. i got benched a lot of classes for slashing kids in the hand and wrist when they had the puck haha :whistling:

I agree with the middle school part. I come from a town where if you don't play play basketball your looked down upon. Our team here in NY won three straight state titles. Guess who was the only Hockey fan in the school?????

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gym in high school was a joke... all we did was play volleyball, speedball, and run around the track

my favorite memory was in middleschool when we got to play hockey. i got benched a lot of classes for slashing kids in the hand and wrist when they had the puck haha :whistling:

I remembered when we played floor hockey in my PE class one day. I checked a kid and he hit the floor, got up and snatched my stick from me.

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in elementary school we played nock hockey a lot. i thought it was the best game ever when i was little....anyone remember this game?

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The cheating happened so much that the PE teacher finally said that if she heard someone accuse someone of cheating she'd throw the accuser out of class for that day. Lo and behold I couldn't help it during indoor soccer and I got booted. My parensts got called whole nine.

Don't you hate it when that happens? The teachers thought they were putting a stop to the bad behavior but what they were really doing was condoning it.

my favorite memory was in middleschool when we got to play hockey. i got benched a lot of classes for slashing kids in the hand and wrist when they had the puck haha :whistling:

I think I only got to play hockey for one or two weeks in elementary school. (Our school was PreK-8, we didn't have a middle school. Then again, it was also a Catholic school.) Our gym had folding chairs lined up all along the sides; stupid teacher tried to call me for cross-checking once when I was fighting to get the puck (actually, it was a ball) out from under a chair. How on earth could I have been cross-checking when my stick blade was on the floor the entire time?

This one time in high school we were playing lacrosse and I was in goal. (Relatively speaking; we didn't have nets, just some cones for goal posts.) This huge football player had the ball and came barreling right into me; I went flying into the bleachers (thankfully they were folded up) and ended up flat on my back. Teacher was worried that I had a concussion but I was fine. I was more concerned about whether or not the guy scored! :lol: (Either he didn't or it was disallowed due to the obvious goaltender interference.)

Another time in HS we were playing indoor wiffleball. The walls were painted such that they were white or beige or something like that until about 6 or 7 feet off the floor, and from there down to the floor they were dark blue. The blue part was treated like a typical outfield fence; if the ball hit the blue it was in play, otherwise it was a home run. Anyway, I was in right field and robbed a guy of a homer with a nice jumping catch to end the inning. :dance:

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We played dek hockey every winter in high school. I took it super seriously and dominated, naturally :devil:

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Per twitter of dchesnokov :

KHL VP Shalaev "to be honest I'm sure Kovalchuk won't be coming to Russia yet. He means too much for the NHL."

HL VP "but if Kovalchuk decides to come over, he can sign any contract; SKA will pay the luxury tax; it's democratic and free here"

laugh.gif These KHL guys are the best. Where do they come up with this stuff?

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laugh.gif These KHL guys are the best. Where do they come up with this stuff?

I think they get killed in their sleep if they say otherwise

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the politics in high school were pretty bad. it seems like they always put the biggest kid or tallest kid or overweight kid as goalie :unsure:

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I sprained my neck playing badminton when I was in the sixth grade. I had to wear a neck brace for two weeks. It was brutal. I had to sit out of PE. I was sitting on the bleachers during class and these two little cholos were making fun of me. They surmised that I hurt my neck because I fell off the toilet while jerking off.

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I sprained my neck playing badminton when I was in the sixth grade. I had to wear a neck brace for two weeks. It was brutal. I had to sit out of PE. I was sitting on the bleachers during class and these two little cholos were making fun of me. They surmised that I hurt my neck because I fell off the toilet while jerking off.

the only thing in PE that i was unable to do and still cant for some reason is archery. For some reason shooting a bow & arrow is difficult for me :rant:

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I think they get killed in their sleep if they say otherwise

But I want to know where they get their material from. It's possible Putin is a comedic genius.

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But I want to know where they get their material from. It's possible Putin is a comedic genius.

In Soviet Russia, Party finds you :blahblah:

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Man this Kovalchuk thing makes me want to take off for a desert island, paint my face in Devils colors and strap dynamite to myself ala Jean Paul Belmondo in Pierrot Le Fou. Boom! Obscure film reference!

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Jean Paul !

(Croissant)

And i just wanna see HOCKEY

(btw... )

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