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This is the only one I remember off the top of my head:

What's the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson?

One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with.

The other is for carrying food in.

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Jay Leno had a bunch last night...like what does micheal jackson call a 12 year old boy who eats at McDonalds? A happy meal.

And the other one I remember was, "The CSI was trying to find some unusual evidence at neverland but they couldn't find a woman."

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Here's a couple...

Q: Why did MJ have to quit his job as a scout leader?

A: He was up to a pack a day!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Little Boy Blue!

Little Boy Blue Who?

Why Michael Jackson, of course

:rofl:

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I hope he gets sent to jail (we know that ain't happenin') and made some big dude's prom queen. Sick bastard!

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I hope he gets sent to jail (we know that ain't happenin') and made some big dude's prom queen. Sick bastard!

He'll probably enjoy that! :unsure:

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I hope he gets sent to jail (we know that ain't happenin') and made some big dude's prom queen. Sick bastard!

He'll probably enjoy that! :unsure:

Dont hold your breath, he'll probably go to big boy jail not a juvinile jail.

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I hope he gets sent to jail (we know that ain't happenin') and made some big dude's prom queen. Sick bastard!

He'll probably enjoy that! :unsure:

Dont hold your breath, he'll probably go to big boy jail not a juvinile jail.

WOWZERS! Jack-O is f'n Wack-O! He deserves to be melted down and turned into tupperware!

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Just heard this today:

What does Michael Jackson and K Mart have in common?

Both have kids pants half off.

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Anyone see MJs mugshot after they took off all his makeup?

Mugshot

:ph34r:

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Have you heard what college Wacko went to.........?

Bring-em Young

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I'm warning you now.......

What's black and comes in little white cans?

Michael Jackson!

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I'm warning you now.......

What's black and comes in little white cans?

Michael Jackson!

:o

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Heard that one, but it still needs a :blink:

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How do you know its time for bed in Neverland?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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ever consider the possibility that he might be innocent......?

yes, but what does that have to do with jokes? :noclue:

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