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Volchenkov doesnt battle, he just allows you to loose.

Volchenkov doesnt take risks, risks take Volchenkov.

Anton Volchenkov can make an Elephant forget.

Edited by Quinn01

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Tonight on Chico "Greets and Eats" recently killed Brontosaurus bought back through time and killed by Volchenkov

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George Foreman retired from boxing in 1997 when asked why he simply said, "Anton turned 15."

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Anton Volchenkov is Luke's real father.

Soviet Russia never had weapons of mass destruction.......they simply had Anton Volchenkov.

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Anton Volchenkov is Luke's real father.

Soviet Russia never had weapons of mass destruction.......they simply had Anton Volchenkov.

:rofl:

TRUE fact:

The original Stanley Cup was just seven inches high. The cup and base now stands 35 inches high.

The reason they added 28 inches????????? VOLCHENKOV.

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Before going to bed every night, the Boogey Man checks under his bed for Volchenkov.

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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Anton Volchenkov lives in NJ.

Anton Volchenkov once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just the Islands.

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Volchenkov frequently donates blood to the red cross, just never his own.

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Volchenkov frequently donates blood to the red cross, just never his own.

That's a good one :rofl:

No one crosses Anton Volchenkov. The last man to cross Anton Volchenkov disappeared... his name? Anton Volchenkov.

Love the Office reference :cheers:

Anton Volchenkov can choke you with a cordless phone.

Edited by Devilsfan118

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Anton Volchenkov is the only person to ever give a concussion to his opponent while playing chess.

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Anton Volchenkov is the only person to ever give a concussion to his opponent while playing chess.

Classic.

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