Community Status Updates
NJCroMag
Is it okay to put sexual favors on a Christmas list? Let's face it...it's something I really want...and it wouldn't cost my wife much (save for a little bit of her soul).
Dec 22 2011 09:31 AM
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Pepperkorn
NO I meant the Christmas list. If you get that stuff on other holidays the special day loses it's meaning. I dont get flowers and chocolates and taken out to dinner on Christmas. of course I dont on valentines day either....
Dec 22 2011 11:40 AM -
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Masked Fan
Just got back from a lovely steak dinner at pks. OF course you can put em on the list cromag! and it does NOT diminish a thing. Nice comp of Vday and Woodday Ayl!
Dec 22 2011 08:55 PM
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NJCroMag
How much pelvic thrusting into mid-air is too much for a dance routine?
Dec 20 2011 08:47 AM
NJCroMag
Most of the gifts in the "12 Days Of Christmas" song are pretty darn useless.
Dec 19 2011 09:06 AM
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Quinn01
Not if you roast all those birds but whats up with the 8 maids a milking?
Dec 19 2011 12:13 PM -
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aylbert
They are rather strange gifts to give to your true love. Who needs to waste $24k on them too (or 101k if you get each item each day and not just once)? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_Price_Index
Dec 20 2011 06:25 AM
NJCroMag
So I got this great idea this morning. Out of the blue, it hit me... "ROBOCOP: THE MUSICAL"!
Dec 16 2011 08:12 AM
NJCroMag
How many ears is a person supposed to have? I have two. But that doesn't seem right to me.
Dec 15 2011 09:20 AM
NJCroMag
All I want for Christmas is a life-sized cardboard cutout of Don Knotts.
Dec 13 2011 08:59 AM
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Quinn01
I was hammered one night and ate 4.5 in one sitting.....what a horrible horrible idea.
Dec 12 2011 02:23 PM -
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NJCroMag
And one...and two...and one...and two...feel that burn, people! Hold that position...HOLD IT...HOLLLLLLLD IT! JUST A LITTLE LONGER! Great job, everybody!
Dec 05 2011 11:12 AM
NJCroMag
So cocktail AND tartar sauce is served up with fried shrimp. But only cocktail sauce is served up with your peel-and-eat uncooked variety. Why is that?
Dec 02 2011 07:50 AM
NJCroMag
I'm putting the finishing touches on my screenplay. It's about a pair of pants that goes on a murder spree.
Dec 01 2011 07:56 AM
NJCroMag
My coffee maker went all Exorcist on me this morning...groaning, gurgling, spewing stuff. I need to find a priest...and fast.
Nov 29 2011 08:52 AM
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Pepperkorn
It just so happens NJ has one of the best Lithuanian fully ordained Cardinal of Coffee - Father Dainius. up in Bergen I think? Union county maybe?
Nov 29 2011 10:02 AM
