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NJCroMag

Is it okay to put sexual favors on a Christmas list? Let's face it...it's something I really want...and it wouldn't cost my wife much (save for a little bit of her soul).
Dec 22 2011 09:31 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    NO I meant the Christmas list. If you get that stuff on other holidays the special day loses it's meaning. I dont get flowers and chocolates and taken out to dinner on Christmas. of course I dont on valentines day either....
    Dec 22 2011 11:40 AM
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    aylbert
    PK get the whip and shape things up!
    Dec 22 2011 01:05 PM
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    Masked Fan
    Just got back from a lovely steak dinner at pks. OF course you can put em on the list cromag! and it does NOT diminish a thing. Nice comp of Vday and Woodday Ayl!
    Dec 22 2011 08:55 PM
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NJCroMag

How much pelvic thrusting into mid-air is too much for a dance routine?
Dec 20 2011 08:47 AM
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    aylbert
    Man, Lady, or Lady Boy?
    Dec 20 2011 09:50 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    There is no too much when it comes to thrusting.
    Dec 20 2011 12:59 PM
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NJCroMag

Most of the gifts in the "12 Days Of Christmas" song are pretty darn useless.
Dec 19 2011 09:06 AM
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    Quinn01
    Not if you roast all those birds but whats up with the 8 maids a milking?
    Dec 19 2011 12:13 PM
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    Pepperkorn
    I was wondering about the pipers myself...
    Dec 19 2011 12:21 PM
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    aylbert
    They are rather strange gifts to give to your true love. Who needs to waste $24k on them too (or 101k if you get each item each day and not just once)? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_Price_Index
    Dec 20 2011 06:25 AM
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NJCroMag

So I got this great idea this morning. Out of the blue, it hit me... "ROBOCOP: THE MUSICAL"!
Dec 16 2011 08:12 AM
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    DevsMan84
    I'd buy that for a Dollar!
    Dec 16 2011 11:29 AM
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    Quinn01
    Dick Tracy ftw.
    Dec 16 2011 05:07 PM
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NJCroMag

How many ears is a person supposed to have? I have two. But that doesn't seem right to me.
Dec 15 2011 09:20 AM
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    aylbert
    I'm pretty sure it takes 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop... if that helps at all.
    Dec 15 2011 09:53 AM
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    Quinn01
    Only 2?
    Dec 15 2011 02:17 PM
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NJCroMag

All I want for Christmas is a life-sized cardboard cutout of Don Knotts.
Dec 13 2011 08:59 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    is this to go with the Tim Conway I got you last year?
    Dec 13 2011 01:56 PM
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    95Crash
    George Lindsey would be pretty cool too. Or Norman Fell.
    Dec 13 2011 02:58 PM
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NJCroMag

I shouldn't have eaten that second cheese steak at Pat's last night.
Dec 12 2011 10:07 AM
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    Quinn01
    I was hammered one night and ate 4.5 in one sitting.....what a horrible horrible idea.
    Dec 12 2011 02:23 PM
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    ScoreMoreThan3
    Pat's in Point Pleasant?
    Dec 12 2011 03:25 PM
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    NJCroMag
    Pat's in Killadelphia.
    Dec 13 2011 07:19 AM
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NJCroMag

Does Chipwich still make egg nog?
Dec 09 2011 09:23 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    make your own, you lazy s.... so and so...
    Dec 10 2011 01:51 PM
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NJCroMag

Just once before I die, I wanna get in a fight with a clown.
Dec 08 2011 09:52 AM
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    lucifer91
    ^zing

    Dec 08 2011 12:55 PM
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    NJCroMag
    You don't watch it, Aylbert, and I'll go John Wayne Gacy on your ass.
    Dec 08 2011 01:08 PM
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    aylbert
    I'll just go John Wayne stomache cancer on your ass, son.
    Dec 08 2011 01:25 PM
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NJCroMag

And one...and two...and one...and two...feel that burn, people! Hold that position...HOLD IT...HOLLLLLLLD IT! JUST A LITTLE LONGER! Great job, everybody!
Dec 05 2011 11:12 AM
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    aylbert
    Two positions? pfftt.. weak.
    Dec 07 2011 12:26 PM
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NJCroMag

So cocktail AND tartar sauce is served up with fried shrimp. But only cocktail sauce is served up with your peel-and-eat uncooked variety. Why is that?
Dec 02 2011 07:50 AM
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    aylbert
    You'll get ketchup and like it!
    Dec 02 2011 12:24 PM
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NJCroMag

I'm putting the finishing touches on my screenplay. It's about a pair of pants that goes on a murder spree.
Dec 01 2011 07:56 AM
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    aylbert
    I'm sorry,did you say a murder capri?
    Dec 01 2011 10:24 AM
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NJCroMag

Which one of you sick fvcks just licked me?
Nov 30 2011 08:41 AM
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    aylbert
    Language... and cut back on the salt. Just saying.
    Nov 30 2011 09:10 AM
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    Quinn01
    The snozberries taste like snozberries.
    Nov 30 2011 09:48 AM
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NJCroMag

My coffee maker went all Exorcist on me this morning...groaning, gurgling, spewing stuff. I need to find a priest...and fast.
Nov 29 2011 08:52 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    It just so happens NJ has one of the best Lithuanian fully ordained Cardinal of Coffee - Father Dainius. up in Bergen I think? Union county maybe?
    Nov 29 2011 10:02 AM
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