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NJCroMag
I'm gonna come right out and say it...I prefer Natasha Curry to Robin Meade.
Nov 28 2011 09:00 AM
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NJCroMag
I'd like to wish everyone here a Thanksgiving that DOESN'T result in a hostage situation and SWAT being called in!
Nov 23 2011 09:08 AM
NJCroMag
If my stepdad ruins the stuffing this year, like he did last year, sh!t is ON, yo!
Nov 22 2011 10:07 AM
NJCroMag
Damn you, chicken enchilada, and your destructive powers...TUMS! AND FAST!
Nov 21 2011 08:10 AM
NJCroMag
I hope to one day acquire the ability to bring females to orgasm by simply pointing my finger at them and saying, "You're having an orgasm."
Nov 18 2011 08:33 AM
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Pepperkorn
Scott Stevens can bring BOTH sexes to orgasm with just two words... "you're next" --- those are the words I mean ... I dont mean you'll be the next guy to figure out how to do that... you won't even be able to do that in four even if one is a ... wait for it... contraction! HA HA HA!
Nov 18 2011 12:00 PM -
NJCroMag
One day only, people...I'm offering up lap dances. $20 gets you 10 minutes. Who needs?
Nov 16 2011 08:58 AM
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DevilMinder
This is like those infomercials where you have to call within 10 minutes and it is 4 AM.
Nov 17 2011 11:48 PM
NJCroMag
I take it with lotsa cream and lotsa sugar. Anybody got any problems with that?
Nov 15 2011 08:14 AM
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Quinn01
They are looking for cavities afterall. How else are they going to do a full body cavity search?
Nov 14 2011 04:57 PM
NJCroMag
I can't believe there isn't a single good bagel joint in all of central Pennsylvania.
Nov 11 2011 08:57 AM
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aylbert
Bagels and pizza don't exist in PA - the words do, but they mean something else. But good soft pretzels do. Just a fact I've grown accustomed to when I moved from Toms River to Philly nearly 10 years ago.
Nov 11 2011 09:41 AM
NJCroMag
I have yet to find an electric razor that gives me the close shave I desire.
Nov 10 2011 07:52 AM
NJCroMag
It's two steps left, then clap. Two steps right, then clap. "Raise the roof" for 30 seconds, "Machine-gun" in a 180, then two straight minutes of pelvic thrusting into the air. Repeat ad nauseum.
Nov 09 2011 07:45 AM
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Pepperkorn
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/Pepperkorn/Smilies/pushups.gif
Nov 09 2011 08:59 AM -
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NJCroMag
No matter how much complaining you do, that sombrero stays on. I shall remain steadfast.
Nov 08 2011 08:32 AM
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NJCroMag
BARTENDER! A COUPLE OF BEERS FOR ME AND MY FRIEND HERE! BUT NOTHING IMPORTED BECAUSE I'M LOW ON CASH!
Nov 08 2011 10:16 AM -
NJCroMag
I'm making my OWN rice crispy treats from now on, thank you very much...
Nov 07 2011 11:08 AM
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NJDevsRock
They really are so easy and so much better...I don't get why anyone buys packaged cookies either. If you make a batch and scoop it out then put it in the freezer you can just bake them off as you need them. Anyway, it's fall...time to talk pies :)
Nov 08 2011 07:59 AM
NJCroMag
I'm going to start a petition to bring back "Lancelot Link." Who's with me?
Nov 04 2011 07:28 AM
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Pepperkorn
but seriously -- hens make that cluck when they're laying eggs.. that bukbuk buKAWW... thing they do on cartoons -- no kidding!
Nov 03 2011 10:21 AM -
Pepperkorn
they're as loud as the rooster cockadoodledoo!
I wonder if Stevens has chickens -- if his supposed farm or whatever is inhabitable and he's got animals. I'd love to hang out with them.
Nov 03 2011 10:23 AM -
aylbert
I'm sure that's what your doing if you handing out with Stevens... watching the hens. :D
Nov 03 2011 11:00 AM
