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NJCroMag

I'm gonna come right out and say it...I prefer Natasha Curry to Robin Meade.
Nov 28 2011 09:00 AM
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    aylbert
    I'm a Barbara Walter's kind of guy... she's a goer.
    Nov 28 2011 09:38 AM
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    Masked Fan
    I believe you mean Ogre, ayl? nasty man, nasty.
    Nov 28 2011 09:55 AM
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    aylbert
    ogre = goer = ergo a good time. :D
    Nov 28 2011 10:10 AM
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NJCroMag

I'd like to wish everyone here a Thanksgiving that DOESN'T result in a hostage situation and SWAT being called in!
Nov 23 2011 09:08 AM
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    Quinn01
    What kind of Thanksgiving is that than?
    Nov 23 2011 01:08 PM
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    Microwavepizza
    what if you're part of the SWAT team?
    Nov 23 2011 02:02 PM
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    aylbert
    this is just insensitive. i demand an apology.
    Nov 23 2011 02:49 PM
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NJCroMag

If my stepdad ruins the stuffing this year, like he did last year, sh!t is ON, yo!
Nov 22 2011 10:07 AM
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    Quinn01
    Damn it Pete, John, Alan, Steve, Ed, Brian, Nick, Rick, Jeff, Greg, Paul, Dan, Tom, Eric.
    Nov 22 2011 11:34 AM
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    aylbert
    it's how i like my stuffing, "son"
    Nov 22 2011 12:21 PM
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NJCroMag

Damn you, chicken enchilada, and your destructive powers...TUMS! AND FAST!
Nov 21 2011 08:10 AM
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    aylbert
    You shouldn't eat that at 8am. fool.
    Nov 21 2011 09:26 AM
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    Microwavepizza
    Mexican food is always worth it
    Nov 21 2011 10:10 AM
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NJCroMag

I hope to one day acquire the ability to bring females to orgasm by simply pointing my finger at them and saying, "You're having an orgasm."
Nov 18 2011 08:33 AM
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    aylbert
    If all you have is hope, you're not getting it done. Confidence.
    Nov 18 2011 09:15 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    Scott Stevens can bring BOTH sexes to orgasm with just two words... "you're next" --- those are the words I mean ... I dont mean you'll be the next guy to figure out how to do that... you won't even be able to do that in four even if one is a ... wait for it... contraction! HA HA HA!
    Nov 18 2011 12:00 PM
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    aylbert
    Isn't that embarassing. How do I explain this to my director?
    Nov 18 2011 01:49 PM
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NJCroMag

One day only, people...I'm offering up lap dances. $20 gets you 10 minutes. Who needs?
Nov 16 2011 08:58 AM
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    Quinn01
    Whats the rules on touching?
    Nov 17 2011 10:33 AM
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    aylbert
    This is just misleading now.
    Nov 17 2011 02:03 PM
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    DevilMinder
    This is like those infomercials where you have to call within 10 minutes and it is 4 AM.
    Nov 17 2011 11:48 PM
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NJCroMag

I take it with lotsa cream and lotsa sugar. Anybody got any problems with that?
Nov 15 2011 08:14 AM
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    NJCroMag
    [brandishes can of silly string and plastic fork]
    Nov 15 2011 09:39 AM
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    aylbert
    crap.
    Nov 15 2011 11:26 AM
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    Masked Fan
    All depends on what it is your "taking", doesn't it?
    Nov 15 2011 11:59 PM
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NJCroMag

Does your dentist make you disrobe?
Nov 14 2011 08:48 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    Quite the contrary - mine says "Put some damm clothes on"

    Nov 14 2011 02:01 PM
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    Masked Fan
    Woah! I hope she's hot.... I hope she's a SHE!
    Nov 14 2011 03:40 PM
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    Quinn01
    They are looking for cavities afterall. How else are they going to do a full body cavity search?
    Nov 14 2011 04:57 PM
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NJCroMag

I can't believe there isn't a single good bagel joint in all of central Pennsylvania.
Nov 11 2011 08:57 AM
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    aylbert
    Bagels and pizza don't exist in PA - the words do, but they mean something else. But good soft pretzels do. Just a fact I've grown accustomed to when I moved from Toms River to Philly nearly 10 years ago.
    Nov 11 2011 09:41 AM
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NJCroMag

I have yet to find an electric razor that gives me the close shave I desire.
Nov 10 2011 07:52 AM
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    95Crash
    Put the razor down; grow a beard.
    Nov 10 2011 03:29 PM
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    aylbert
    Put the razor down; gow a beard.
    Nov 11 2011 08:58 AM
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NJCroMag

It's two steps left, then clap. Two steps right, then clap. "Raise the roof" for 30 seconds, "Machine-gun" in a 180, then two straight minutes of pelvic thrusting into the air. Repeat ad nauseum.
Nov 09 2011 07:45 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/Pepperkorn/Smilies/pushups.gif
    Nov 09 2011 08:59 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    cut and paste of course
    Nov 09 2011 09:00 AM
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    aylbert
    A couple more crunches and he'll be in shape!
    Nov 09 2011 05:42 PM
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NJCroMag

No matter how much complaining you do, that sombrero stays on. I shall remain steadfast.
Nov 08 2011 08:32 AM
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    aylbert
    Who would ever complain about this. Now you're just reaching :)
    Nov 08 2011 10:07 AM
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    NJCroMag
    BARTENDER! A COUPLE OF BEERS FOR ME AND MY FRIEND HERE! BUT NOTHING IMPORTED BECAUSE I'M LOW ON CASH!
    Nov 08 2011 10:16 AM
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    aylbert
    It's fine... Sea Bass said to just put it on his tab.
    Nov 08 2011 10:55 AM
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NJCroMag

I'm making my OWN rice crispy treats from now on, thank you very much...
Nov 07 2011 11:08 AM
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    aylbert
    ha! In your face CroMag :)

    Nov 07 2011 04:20 PM
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    Quinn01
    Cover them in chocolate!
    Nov 07 2011 04:24 PM
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    NJDevsRock
    They really are so easy and so much better...I don't get why anyone buys packaged cookies either. If you make a batch and scoop it out then put it in the freezer you can just bake them off as you need them. Anyway, it's fall...time to talk pies :)

    Nov 08 2011 07:59 AM
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NJCroMag

I'm going to start a petition to bring back "Lancelot Link." Who's with me?
Nov 04 2011 07:28 AM
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    aylbert
    Nay.
    Nov 04 2011 07:56 AM
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    NJCroMag
    That's it...you're off my Christmas list, pal.
    Anybody else here wanna dissent? Huh? Do ya?
    Nov 04 2011 08:57 AM
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NJCroMag

You..cluck like a chicken. And...GO!
Nov 03 2011 07:39 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    but seriously -- hens make that cluck when they're laying eggs.. that bukbuk buKAWW... thing they do on cartoons -- no kidding!
    Nov 03 2011 10:21 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    they're as loud as the rooster cockadoodledoo!

    I wonder if Stevens has chickens -- if his supposed farm or whatever is inhabitable and he's got animals. I'd love to hang out with them.

    Nov 03 2011 10:23 AM
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    aylbert
    I'm sure that's what your doing if you handing out with Stevens... watching the hens. :D
    Nov 03 2011 11:00 AM