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NJCroMag

Help! I'm trapped in a bubble gum factory!
Feb 01 2013 10:59 AM
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    aylbert
    Sounds like a mission for Duke Nukem. 2 birds, 1 stone.
    Feb 01 2013 01:52 PM
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    Pepperkorn
    a bazooka might help
    Feb 04 2013 08:37 AM
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NJCroMag

Is it possible to build a Twinkie that's 300 feet tall by 900 feet wide?
Jan 30 2013 08:29 AM
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    aylbert
    No, it has always been consumed prior to completion.
    Jan 30 2013 12:44 PM
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NJCroMag

I expected a lot more from a movie named "Mongolian Death Worm."
Jan 29 2013 08:02 AM
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NJCroMag

Alright...which one of you jerks gave Jennifer Lawrence my phone number? She won't stop calling me!
Jan 28 2013 07:30 AM
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    aylbert
    I'm sorry, It felt wrong giving her a fake #
    Jan 28 2013 08:51 AM
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NJCroMag

Where does one acquire "ill lady skills"? And does anybody have a coupon I can use for it?
Jan 25 2013 12:18 PM
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NJCroMag

Did Mookie "do the right thing" when he threw the garbage can through the window of Sal's Famous?
Jan 24 2013 10:17 AM
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    aylbert
    Dunno. But HBK did the right thing superkicking Marty Jannetty through the barbershop window.
    Jan 25 2013 10:47 AM
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NJCroMag

Only 365 more days until January 23rd, 2014!
Jan 23 2013 09:25 AM
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    aylbert
    by your calendar, maybe.
    Jan 23 2013 09:41 AM
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NJCroMag

Man, those Axe body spray commercials are full of sh!t.
Jan 22 2013 10:41 AM
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    Microwavepizza
    word
    Jan 22 2013 12:22 PM
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    aylbert
    Actually, they aren't... that wouldn't be unsanitary and the FCC would fine them a great sum of money.
    Jan 23 2013 12:54 AM
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NJCroMag

I think I need a hype man to follow me around and...ya know...hype me.
Sep 27 2012 07:48 AM
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    aylbert
    World's greatest! Bow to greatness! Yeaahhhhhhhhh!
    Sep 27 2012 12:07 PM
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NJCroMag

Oh, sorry. Wrong website.
Sep 24 2012 11:40 AM
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    aylbert
    Stop following me.
    Sep 24 2012 11:58 AM
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NJCroMag

That guy in the yellow socks is annoying me.
Sep 20 2012 09:48 AM
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NJCroMag

I'll give you a nickel to squeeze the blackhead on my back.
Sep 10 2012 10:26 AM
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    aylbert
    You still haven't paid me from last time. #FoolMeOnce
    Sep 10 2012 10:32 AM
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NJCroMag

I think I'm going to regret DVRing "Troll 2" this weekend. Call it a hunch.
Aug 27 2012 11:22 AM
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    Scottie2Hottie
    They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
    Aug 27 2012 10:11 PM
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    Scottie2Hottie
    They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
    Aug 27 2012 10:11 PM
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    aylbert
    Good? You sick f...
    Aug 28 2012 08:27 AM
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NJCroMag

My wife caught the DirecTV repairman rummaging through our medicine cabinet. The excitement never ends!
Aug 24 2012 12:42 PM
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    Colorado Rockies 1976
    Not surprised...I have DirecTV, and though I like the product, the people who come to install are iffy at best. A couple of guys who came were just flat-out slobs, leaving fast-food wrappers behind, handprints on walls they leaned against, etc. I just moved into a new house, and in one of the rooms, I needed the hookup moved to a different wall than the previous owners...he said he could do it, but with what was involved, it would cost $50 extra...I didn't have a problem with that,...
    Aug 27 2012 06:05 AM
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    Colorado Rockies 1976
    con't
    but when he was done he not only didn't add it to the receipt, but said I had to give him the $50 in cash. He did what I asked, so I did it, but not hard to see the guy was pocketing $50. DirecTV installers tend to be shady.
    Aug 27 2012 06:07 AM
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    aylbert
    Most companies won't install anymore because of those issues. So you have to get a handyman to run it. They aren't allowed to do it on company time, with company equipment, etc... but of course they do, and they pocket the $50... while being paid and having no expenses.
    Aug 27 2012 09:44 AM
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NJCroMag

That is one reasonably-priced pair of dress slacks.
Aug 13 2012 10:42 AM
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    aylbert
    We have Mr. Money Bags over here.
    Aug 13 2012 01:44 PM
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