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Try as you might...you just can't catch a fart in mid-air and paint it green.
Egg rolls REQUIRE duck sauce. I'm sorry I'm not more open-minded about this, but I feel very strongly about it.
May 17 2012 12:42 PM
May 17 2012 03:56 PM
May 17 2012 04:51 PM
I'm bringing a sign that says "ILL LADY SKILLS" to tomorrow night's Smackdown taping in Hershey.
Today, I shall swagger. Would anybody like to join me?
Electrical sockets should come with a sign saying: "DO NOT STICK YOUR TONGUE INTO THIS." It'd make life easier for me.
May 03 2012 08:30 AM
Fine...just hit me and get it over with.
May 03 2012 09:41 AM
Cause the power
May 03 2012 09:50 AM
Why have they never invented the quadruple-stuf Oreo?
May 01 2012 01:22 PM
I'm game, man!
May 01 2012 01:32 PM
May 01 2012 03:11 PM
If dying means that I'll have to become a sandwich with you, I refuse.