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aylbert

So.. is Gomez going to petition to make the puck the size of a golf ball... and the nets, the size of a hole? (He shot a hole in one at his own tourney) He might find his scoring touch again.
Jul 20 2012 06:26 AM
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aylbertNJCroMag

Your mom lied.
Jul 17 2012 10:19 PM
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aylbert

I'm still waiting for my NJDevs signing bonus... I'm at the mailbox daily for the past 10 years or so.
Jul 17 2012 10:18 PM
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    Microwavepizza
    ill have to check with my people
    Jul 19 2012 10:32 AM
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    aylbert
    Have to be honest, the original contract was for a lifetime supply of 'Surge'... good luck.
    Jul 19 2012 01:23 PM
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    lucifer91
    nobody ever pays me in gum :(

    Jul 19 2012 01:44 PM
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aylbertNJCroMag

You're a lady and a dummy. And angelically-ugly to boot!
Jul 16 2012 10:22 PM
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aylbert

In the battle for the 'Brylin', the only win I find acceptable is beating NJCroMag. The trophy and cash will be donated to a worthy charity.
Jul 15 2012 09:29 AM
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    aylbert
    Say hi to your mom for me :)
    Jul 16 2012 06:28 AM
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    Masked Fan
    LOL Oh boy! The Brylins a lock after that comment!
    Jul 16 2012 08:38 PM
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    aylbert
    I'm "under" (the cover) "rated" with NJCroMag's mother if you know what I mean Trebek. /SeanConneryVoice
    Jul 16 2012 10:21 PM
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aylbert

I'm thinking about giving up following hockey and just following Kate Upton. I'll be a creepy old man.
Jul 11 2012 10:21 AM
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    NJDevils1214
    I wouldn't think any differently of you for it.
    Jul 12 2012 09:24 PM
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    Masked Fan
    I understand
    Jul 14 2012 03:29 PM
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    aylbert
    Would Paulina Gretzky be a compromise? Not quite hockey, not quite hot enough?
    Jul 14 2012 09:07 PM
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aylbert

I'm on Plan C... is that bad?
Jul 09 2012 10:29 AM
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aylbert

if you don't see my face. you're at the wrong place. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQhpWS5rfjQ
Jun 27 2012 10:04 PM
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    NJCroMag
    You contradictin' me, boy?
    Jun 25 2012 01:55 PM
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aylbert

Award time means only one thing... it's time for the Fantasy Guru to get to work. FF is my warm up, FH is my domain.
Jun 22 2012 10:15 AM
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aylbert

Often times it is asked: why isn't there an award in Claude Vilgrain's honor. Truth is, there is. No one has been worthy.
Jun 21 2012 10:24 AM
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aylbert

Free agency doesn't excite me this year... after Parise, Suter and Aylbert... there's a big drop off.
Jun 18 2012 11:24 AM
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    95Crash
    Secret agency is where it's at.
    Jun 18 2012 12:17 PM
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    aylbert
    If the Devils got shipped to Hamilton, and the Rangers moved to Newark, and called themselves the Devils... I would still them to gtfo of my wheelhouse*. * only because I like to think Im captain of crab vessel.
    Jun 18 2012 12:47 PM
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    aylbert
    95- Is that where the rest of the 'agents' are this year?
    Jun 18 2012 12:48 PM
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aylbert

These layoffs between games is brutal. When's the next game?
Jun 15 2012 08:12 PM
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    Masked Fan
    like
    Jun 15 2012 10:26 PM
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    aylbert
    Correction, it was... it's mine now. :D
    Jun 15 2012 10:46 PM
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    95Crash
    Khaaaan! (http://khaaan.com/)
    Jun 15 2012 10:59 PM
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aylbert

The season ends without ultimate success, but still there were many triumphs. I am proud to call myself a Devils fan.
Jun 12 2012 08:36 PM
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