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NJCroMag

I wanna learn how to be a hibachi cook. The onion volcano is totally bad-ass.
Nov 02 2011 06:50 AM
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    aylbert
    I have ever since I watched the HIMYM where Barney used his skill to have Lily flash him. I've got a thing for red heads - but especially Alyson Hannigan

    Nov 02 2011 08:04 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    Hmm... Well I started out wanting to be Alan Swan and Eric Stratton... it's been Norman Maclean the past decade or so now.... Now.. I've decided I want to be the most interesting Man ... who is a woman... in the world. Stay hungry my friends... not as good as thirsty is it? I'll work on it.
    Nov 02 2011 08:39 AM
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    aylbert
    Hungry works. Two words: Rum Ham.
    Nov 02 2011 09:28 AM
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NJCroMag

I can shoot fireballs from my fingertips. But I'm not going to show you now. Maybe later.
Nov 01 2011 07:54 AM
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    aylbert
    My backpack's got jets

    Fett's Vette - MC Chris

    Cruisin' Mos Espa
    In my Delorean
    War's over
    I'm a peacetime mandalorian

    My story has stumped
    Star Wars historians
    Deep in debate,
    Buffet plate at Bennigan's

    Rhyme renegade
    Sure to penetrate
    First and second defence
    I won't hesitate

    Got a job to do
    when Darth's the guy that delegates
    Got something against Sk...
    Nov 01 2011 09:45 AM
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NJCroMag

I can shoot fireballs from my fingertips. But I'm not going to show you now. Maybe later.
Nov 01 2011 07:54 AM
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NJCroMag

I used to love Waffle-O's cereal.
Oct 31 2011 09:30 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    Cookie Crisp was mine
    Oct 31 2011 10:24 AM
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    aylbert
    When I was a kid, I loved Waffle Crisp... they had a commercial with a bunch of grannies making wafffles.
    Nov 01 2011 07:22 AM
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NJCroMag

I finally found some Mad Elf! Holla!
Oct 30 2011 10:58 AM
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    aylbert
    The only time I have Mad Elf is when I play some elf bowling.
    Oct 31 2011 07:41 AM
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NJCroMag

Never trust a man who doesn't like guacamole.
Oct 28 2011 06:54 AM
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    Quinn01
    ahmen.
    Oct 28 2011 09:08 AM
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    aylbert
    Is guac really worth the extra two bucks on my burrito at Chiptole? I don't want to come off as untrustworthy, just cheap.
    Oct 28 2011 09:30 AM
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    Quinn01
    I am a guac feend but I dont put it on anything. I just use it as a dip.
    Oct 28 2011 10:04 AM
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NJCroMag

I never fantasized about Princess Leia in her slave outfit.
Oct 27 2011 07:17 AM
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    aylbert
    Well that makes one of us.
    Oct 27 2011 07:24 AM
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    thelastonealive
    Opposites day?
    Oct 27 2011 12:16 PM
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    aylbert
    I never not fantasize about Princess Leia in her slave outfit.
    Oct 27 2011 05:14 PM
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NJCroMag

How many types of fish can you name?
Oct 26 2011 07:35 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    dolphin, whale... wait a sec... never mind

    Oct 26 2011 08:54 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    wahoo!
    Oct 26 2011 08:55 AM
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    NJCroMag
    Damn...you have proven your point, my friend. When it comes to fish, you know what you're talking about.
    Oct 26 2011 09:32 AM
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NJCroMag

I used to hate when certain houses would give out a short stack of like five pennies on Halloween.
Oct 25 2011 07:00 AM
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    aylbert
    used to? :)
    Oct 25 2011 08:24 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    worse yet? We gave out mashed potatoes. My dad gave an ice cream scoop of potatoes in the pillow case and my mother stood by with a ladle full of gravy...
    Oct 25 2011 05:26 PM
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NJCroMag

I wonder how difficult it is to learn how to play the accordion.
Oct 24 2011 10:16 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    you know, you're musing -- but I'm seriously considering it. A good friend plays... but they cost a freaking fortune for dabbling. not like a guitar that's cheap or a piano that is useful even if you can't totally play.
    Oct 24 2011 10:55 AM
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    aylbert
    I'll pay for some if I can watch... (that sounds a bit dirty)
    Oct 24 2011 12:35 PM
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    DevilMinder
    My uncle taught me that and bagpipes when I was an early teen. It wasn't hard
    Oct 24 2011 06:59 PM
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NJCroMag

Do they charge less for those toilet paper rolls that don't have the cardboard tube in the middle?
Oct 21 2011 07:06 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    aylbert -- this was clearly a dog marketing initiative. My dogs HATE those tubes with a passion.
    Oct 21 2011 12:50 PM
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    aylbert
    My dog will sneak into the bathroom when I'm not looking and tear apart the empty rolls. That, and empty 2 liter bottles that i squeeze the air out of... cheap dog toy that lasts... noisy as all hell though (I imagine thats part of the attraction)
    Oct 21 2011 02:35 PM
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NJCroMag

Why are there no triangle players in thrash metal bands?
Oct 20 2011 06:34 AM
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    aylbert
    I blame the popularity of the cowbell.
    Oct 20 2011 08:53 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    YES! Cowbell -- that's exactly what I was going to say!
    Oct 20 2011 03:44 PM
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NJCroMag

Henrik Lundqvist stole my shoes. That son of a bitch...
Oct 19 2011 07:20 AM
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    aylbert
    I never trusted that tool.
    Oct 19 2011 09:29 AM
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NJCroMag

Henrik Lundqvist stole my shoes. That son of a bitch...
Oct 19 2011 07:20 AM
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NJCroMag

I love the way I feel when I cover my body in slices of cheese.
Oct 18 2011 06:28 AM
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    lucifer91
    what kind of cheese, probably didnt need much
    Oct 18 2011 08:31 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    i love the way you smell... mmmmm
    Oct 18 2011 10:50 AM
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