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NJCroMag

Try as you might...you just can't catch a fart in mid-air and paint it green.
May 18 2012 06:23 AM
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    Microwavepizza
    green bubbles
    May 18 2012 11:19 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    If you can light 'em, you can paint 'em
    May 18 2012 12:20 PM
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    aylbert
    Oh wait, were you just trying to stir the shi..?
    May 18 2012 01:14 PM
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NJCroMag

Egg rolls REQUIRE duck sauce. I'm sorry I'm not more open-minded about this, but I feel very strongly about it.
May 17 2012 06:54 AM
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    TheMazz
    I use mustard as well. Want my autograph? I charge 25 for all items.
    May 17 2012 12:42 PM
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    Pepperkorn
    YUCK Duck sauce only! but we only have 5 comments so it doesn't matter... with 6 you get egg roll

    May 17 2012 03:56 PM
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    DevilMinder
    I want a photo matched meigray mustard packet for that kinda money!
    May 17 2012 04:51 PM
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NJCroMag

Ugh...must EVERY Wednesday morning involve a hostage situation? I *hate* coming up with a list of demands!
May 16 2012 07:34 AM
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    aylbert
    Find an investment manager who guarantees a 30% annual return. They are always legit... and you won't have to worry about money.
    May 16 2012 08:20 AM
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NJCroMag

Just a few more goals and we would have TOTALLY been in that game! [weeps gently]
May 15 2012 06:08 AM
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NJCroMag

I'm bringing a sign that says "ILL LADY SKILLS" to tomorrow night's Smackdown taping in Hershey.
May 14 2012 06:54 AM
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NJCroMag

Today, I shall swagger. Would anybody like to join me?
May 09 2012 06:01 AM
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    aylbert
    I am pure swag.
    May 09 2012 08:14 AM
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    Microwavepizza
    swagger like jagger?
    May 09 2012 08:22 AM
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    aylbert
    People say I look like Nick Jagger. He (and therefore I) looks nothing like Mick though.
    May 09 2012 08:29 AM
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NJCroMag

If it looks like a duck...and it quacks like a duck...it's either a duck or a robot duck.
May 08 2012 06:53 AM
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    aylbert
    I'm glad that's settled. I was worried it was a Robot Chicken.
    May 08 2012 08:13 AM
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NJCroMag

This website needs a Stan Lee cameo.
May 07 2012 08:35 AM
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    aylbert
    It had one on 23-June 03... where were you?
    May 07 2012 09:44 AM
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NJCroMag

Cary Elwes with the game-winner! As you wish!
May 04 2012 05:11 AM
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NJCroMag

Electrical sockets should come with a sign saying: "DO NOT STICK YOUR TONGUE INTO THIS." It'd make life easier for me.
May 03 2012 08:19 AM
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    aylbert
    Is this true for all electrical sockets though? It's important to know as I've got my eyes on one. /kinky
    May 03 2012 08:30 AM
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    NJCroMag
    Don't you mean "shocking"??? Get it? Because electricity...it's, ummm...

    Fine...just hit me and get it over with.
    May 03 2012 09:41 AM
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    aylbert
    No, I don't sing Grease songs to my socket... not at all. And I'm losing control,
    Cause the power
    you're supplying,
    it's electrifying!
    May 03 2012 09:50 AM
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NJCroMag

I don't like how you're treating that sea lion.
May 02 2012 05:47 AM
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    aylbert
    I don't see you offering any help
    May 03 2012 08:15 AM
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NJCroMag

Why have they never invented the quadruple-stuf Oreo?
May 01 2012 05:56 AM
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    aylbert
    That isn't a cookie, it what I use to call Snooki.
    May 01 2012 01:22 PM
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    NJCroMag
    "Double-Triple" = QUINTUPLE?

    I'm game, man!
    May 01 2012 01:32 PM
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    Pepperkorn
    the "stuff" on the packaged multi-filled is diluted. You don't get more straight up stuff -- you get more filler. I'm just sayin'
    May 01 2012 03:11 PM
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NJCroMag

If we'd just gotten through that first OT, we would have had them in the shootout! [thumbs up]
Apr 30 2012 05:16 AM
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    aylbert
    OT is only supposed to be 5mins long... I don't get it, how do refs not know the rules?
    Apr 30 2012 08:33 AM
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NJCroMag

I don't drink nearly as much pineapple juice as I should.
Apr 27 2012 04:55 AM
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    aylbert
    That aint pineapple juice, buddy.
    Apr 27 2012 01:08 PM
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NJCroMag

If dying means that I'll have to become a sandwich with you, I refuse.
Apr 26 2012 05:51 AM
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    aylbert
    Even a french dip?
    Apr 26 2012 06:42 AM
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    Pepperkorn
    hey leave moustic out of this!
    Apr 26 2012 08:33 AM
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    aylbert
    I can't help but to include moustic in any sandwich conversation. I'm contractually obligated to be honest.
    Apr 26 2012 09:28 AM