I hope Lou writes a tell-all book when he retires. It would be maybe the best hockey book ever written lol.
"Status Quo and Jelly Jam: A New Jersey Story."
Pg. 1: "I was born in the upper body of America in a year in the 1900's, to my mother and father. I believe my name is Louis, though nothing is finalized on that front yet. My mother was my mom and my father was my dad. Some of the kids at school, which I am not willing to say much about, were my friends and some of the kids were not. As I got older, I aged. I played many sports as a kid, but that's all I am willing to discuss on that subject...."