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  1. Yeah basically Devils gotta win out now, which we know ain’t happenin.
  2. Red Wings win, Pens win, Isles win, Flyers get a loser point…oh well, not like the Devils could expect to keep getting so much help while not doing nearly enough themselves.
  3. Lmao off course the loser Islanders couldn’t finish off the Flyers in regulation with less than 10 seconds on the clock. So now this is a three point game, because with the Isles involved, of course it is. Not that the Devils deserve ANY help or that I think they’ll actually make a run…more that the Islanders and their collection of loser points are one of the most annoying teams in recent memory.
  4. They’d say, “Hey, I think I just saw the guy from Happy Gilmore…ya know, the guy who had the nail in his head! But I thought that guy passed away…”
  5. Well yeah, ya know Smith's just gotta get as many minutes as possible, because he's such an experienced vet and all who's apparently chock full of intangibles.
  6. Even then, people can fall and hurt themselves ANYWHERE. If he was in a mosh pit throwing his weight around, then yeah, I'd be saying "C'mon man, that's too risky as long as you're a ballplayer!"
  7. Agree, the guy can’t take in a friggin’ concert? He’s entitled to a life outside baseball. Just because he went to hear some music doesn’t mean he was all banged up the next day. He might not have drank so much as a single drop.
  8. All kidding aside for a sec, man, seriously, if you’re the #1 seed in the Eastern Conference, how are you not licking your chops at the chum that awaits you in the first round? I know that kooky sh!t can always happen in the NHL come playoff time, but the teams currently in the hunt for the WC2 slot (and even the Metro3 spot for that matter) are incredibly weak.
  9. Sadly I think absolute best case is he manages to stay upright just long enough to stumble out of the bathroom and attempt to introduce himself… at which points he projectile sneezes all over her blouse and then immediately starts dry-heaving.
  10. Sure but it's early as fvck. As down as I already am on the Mets, I can't pretend that they can't recover enough to make themselves relevant. Or conversely, that one great series win against a brutal rival means that the Yankees are a lock to win anything. I think the Mets would absolutely happily go the "insane overpayment" route, but in the end, it will come down to Soto being willing to leave some money on the table, if the Yanks come in lower. I don't pretend that the Mets have the same appeal as the Yankees; they probably never will. Also, it's not like the Yankee future is uber-bright...some guys are getting older there and it's not like they have tons of prospects coming up. And they've won ONE World Series since the turn of the century. Yeah, they're always relevant, but that's not the measure of success for the Yankees.
  11. It's 10 minutes before closing time at some really sh!tty dive bar somewhere...in comes our pal the NHL to tap NJ Devils on the shoulder: "Hey, Dev, buddy! Remember that not-too-shabby Wild Card chick who seemed to be spoken for? So get this, that guy wearing orange and black who looked like he was in like Flynn? Well not only did he get shot down by a couple of beasts while she was in the bathroom, she caught him in the act and now is just about ready to tell him to fvck right off! And not only that, those other dudes that she was kinda flirting with...well, they're all so banged up now that I don't think she wants to go home with any of them either! Dude, all ya gotta do is not be a complete idiot, ya know, chat with her a little, and you might be able to go with home with her! Whaddya think?" Some more tapping on the shoulder by the NHL, this time much more vigorously. "Dev, are you fvcking listening man? She's AVAILABLE! All ya gotta do is just go talk to her and not be stupid!" NJ Devils finally looks up from the toilet that he's been hunched over for the past half-hour, as he flushes the remainder of that evening's stomach contents to underground oblivion. As the revolting mass of bile and booze whirlpools its way down to the bottom of the bowl, NJ Devils meets the NHL's questioning gaze through watery half-lidded eyes, wipes vomit from his lips, and utters "Huh?" Um, LGD...I guess.
  12. Starting to think that the Mets might be better off going full Astros…trade Alonso, Diaz and others, tear this thing down completely, deal with a few 100-loss seasons while you stock the farm through multiple drafts, and later Cohen will at least have the money to keep the guys worth keeping. As we know, in baseball not really much difference in winning 75-80 games and 55-60 games. Either way you’re not making the playoffs.
  13. I think exactly two teams will be in on him this offseason, and they both play in New York. I think that the Mets will make the highest offer, but as we know, not every player is interested in just blindly taking the Mets’ money. For Soto to ever seriously consider playing in Flushing, he’s going to have to be convinced that they’re headed in the right direction. The Mets (and Stearns, really) have 159 more games to show Soto it’s not more same ol same ol.
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