RowdyFan42 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I don't normally go for the obsessing over Rangers fans that some people here love to engage in, but when I saw this piece of garbage I knew it had to be brought to the board's attention. Anyone who's followed Puck Daddy during the playoffs the past couple years knows that after each team is eliminated, a blogger from a rival team writes a "eulogy" for the recently departed. It's meant to be in the style of a roast; a lot of nasty things are said, but it's done in good fun and everyone has a laugh afterward. Well, someone forgot to tell Scotty Hockey about the fun aspect. The screed this loser came up with to eulogize the Devils tore right past friendly ribbing and landed straight in a pool of jealousy, bitterness, and hatred. Ho. Lee. Crap. Eulogy: Remembering the 2011-12 New Jersey Devils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghdi Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Yea, I read it earlier today. One of the biggest piles of sh!t that Ive ever seen published by Puck Daddy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devs3cups Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Lol Is that supposed to be funny? He's mad his team couldn't beat the Devils that's all , no big deal. But seriously, that was awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattyelias Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 The one ripping the Flyers was fantastic and very very funny. This one was very eh. Didn't really bother me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zubie#8 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) The one ripping the Flyers was fantastic and very very funny. This one was very eh. Didn't really bother me. My personal favorite..."Kimmo Timonen, died every game" Edited June 14, 2012 by Zubie#8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunninWithTheDevil Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 That, of course, brings us to the Blueshirts and I really have no singular explanation for the Rangers choke-job to the Devils. Tortorella's refusal to use his whole roster, Gaborik's bad shoulder, Boyle's concussion, Carl Hagelin's unearned bad reputation, Sean Avery's ostracization, Michael Del Zotto's Del Zastrous defensive play … New York lost this series, New Jersey hardly won it. 'Blah blah, bitter Ranger fan, blah blah.' I know. Whatever. Bite me. Move along.]pretty much sums up the whole article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zubie#8 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) pretty much sums up the whole article Ahaha completely missed that part. What a joke, and half that fanbase actually thinks Avery makes that team better. Edited June 14, 2012 by Zubie#8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoArmySports Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Isn't Greg a Devils fan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Isn't Greg a Devils fan? Wasn't written by him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 ] pretty much sums up the whole article The thing about Avery is like saying the Kings got lucky because the Devils didn't hold on to Willie Mitchell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Jester let an Isles fan write the Rangers one, but gives Scotty Hockey the Devils one. Shocking development. ++++ Larry wasn't available? Or literate enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Also, I might mention, the Isles fan basically threw roses at the Rangers. I feel like Jester is ashamed of his roots to a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHICOEATS11 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) Edit: What maxpower said. Edited June 14, 2012 by CHICOEATS11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Actually reading it through, that's just fvcking awful. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucifersDog Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I liked the Marty part, kidding, really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zubie#8 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 My favorite part was that entire paragraph trashing the Rangers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Lmfao. Sounds like he's a little mad that we made the Queen our bitch. Get over it fvckbag. And get a real name while you're at it. Your franchise is fvcking trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grcenter47 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 typical anti-devils rant from a rangers fan with no sense of humor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamode Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 The 1994 sh!t is old already. . . pretty soon it will rank up there with "I used to walk to school in the snow for miles" bit. *Yawn* Rags fans are just petty sore bitches and Torts is an asswipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Ranger fans are unequivocally the stupidest fvcking people walking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMullen82 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 this is the same guy that was praising Rupp's shove on Brodeur in game 4 of Devils vs. Rangers on his blog saying that it led to the Rangers scoring "soon after" to break Marty's shutout. Of course I emailed him about this to remind Scotty that well over 8 minutes and two more Rangers(Hagelin) penalties passed between the two events so his assessment was a little implausible. I still await his response... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oofrostonoo Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) Isn't Greg a Devils fan? Yeah; he did this to all the teams, some were funny. This one wasn't really his best, but good job good effort Greg. Everyone chill. Edited June 14, 2012 by oofrostonoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Scotty Peckerhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshall Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Yeah; he did this to all the teams, some were funny. This one wasn't really his best, but good job good effort Greg. Everyone chill. /facepalm It says quite clearly just about everywhere that it's not written by Greg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adavid Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I re-read the Philly one cuz it was so funny. The others. Not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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