LadiesIsPimp2 Posted March 14, 2011 Author Share Posted March 14, 2011 On the first day, God said, "Let there be light." Volchenkov said, "Say please." Now THIS is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadiesIsPimp2 Posted March 15, 2011 Author Share Posted March 15, 2011 Thanks for coming up with some funny funny $h*t! Charlie Sheen's newest beverage - Volchenkov blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn01 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) Volchenkov doesnt battle, he just allows you to loose. Volchenkov doesnt take risks, risks take Volchenkov. Anton Volchenkov can make an Elephant forget. Edited March 15, 2011 by Quinn01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justdo3043 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Tonight on Chico "Greets and Eats" recently killed Brontosaurus bought back through time and killed by Volchenkov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Soul Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 George Foreman retired from boxing in 1997 when asked why he simply said, "Anton turned 15." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn01 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Anton Volchenkov is Luke's real father. Soviet Russia never had weapons of mass destruction.......they simply had Anton Volchenkov. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RizzMB30 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Volchenkov doesn't always drink beer. But when he does, he prefers dos equis. ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Soul Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 The Bronx zoo asked for a Russian bear, they got Volchenkov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog2020 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Drago took a dive. Why? Because Volchenkov had money on Rocky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadiesIsPimp2 Posted March 15, 2011 Author Share Posted March 15, 2011 Anton Volchenkov is Luke's real father. Soviet Russia never had weapons of mass destruction.......they simply had Anton Volchenkov. TRUE fact: The original Stanley Cup was just seven inches high. The cup and base now stands 35 inches high. The reason they added 28 inches????????? VOLCHENKOV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneykoIsGod Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Before going to bed every night, the Boogey Man checks under his bed for Volchenkov. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJD_3_Cups Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Anton Volchenkov lives in NJ. Anton Volchenkov once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just the Islands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJD_3_Cups Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Volchenkov frequently donates blood to the red cross, just never his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb00rs Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 There we go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilsfan118 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) Volchenkov frequently donates blood to the red cross, just never his own. That's a good one No one crosses Anton Volchenkov. The last man to cross Anton Volchenkov disappeared... his name? Anton Volchenkov. Love the Office reference Anton Volchenkov can choke you with a cordless phone. Edited March 15, 2011 by Devilsfan118 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunninWithTheDevil Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Volchenkov once won a game of checkers by playing rook to f7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarpathianForest Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Anton Volchenkov is the only person to ever give a concussion to his opponent while playing chess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedenby21 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Anton Volchenkov is the only person to ever give a concussion to his opponent while playing chess. Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedenby21 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Volchenkov doesn't always drink beer. But when he does, he prefers dos equis. That is too good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarpathianForest Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Anton Volchenkov once shot a man just to watch him die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunninWithTheDevil Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Anton Volchenkov once shot a man just to watch him die bring him back to life. i think thats more epic haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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