Jimmy Leeds Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Apparently he died from eating too many 6 year old nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Pride 26 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Saw this somewhere "rumor has it michael jackson died from eating chinese food...he choked on cream of Sum Yung Boi" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaira_Devil_#9 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I thought the results were inconclusive at this stage, i thought they couldn't decide whether to blame it on the sunshine, blame it on the moonlight, blame it on the good times or blame it on the Boogie? Or the perscription drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satans Hockey Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 When is comes to cardiac arrest, apparently Micheal Jackson couldn't, BEAT IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRASHER Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 (gotta beat Brian to this one ) Due to the fact that MJ was 99% plastic, he shall be melted down and turned into Legos so at least kids can play with HIM instead (I don't give a damn who that offends... it's DAMN FUNNY!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi, I'm VALUE! Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I dunno how I feel about this so soon after his death. I've already seen worse than that on here, but I have no idea if I want to post them. He hasn't even been dead 24, and yet people are still ripping him a new one? IDK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overtime98 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 (gotta beat Brian to this one )Due to the fact that MJ was 99% plastic, he shall be melted down and turned into Legos so at least kids can play with HIM instead (I don't give a damn who that offends... it's DAMN FUNNY!!) I see this is the most popular joke so far..... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satans Hockey Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 (edited) (gotta beat Brian to this one )Due to the fact that MJ was 99% plastic, he shall be melted down and turned into Legos so at least kids can play with HIM instead (I don't give a damn who that offends... it's DAMN FUNNY!!) haha Edited June 27, 2009 by Satans Hockey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunninWithTheDevil Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 When is comes to cardiac arrest, apparently Micheal Jackson couldn't, BEAT IT oo. ow. haha i'm hurting from laughing so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRASHER Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 I see this is the most popular joke so far..... lol there's a worse one (even I winced at this one) What's your favorite MJ video?? Mine is the one of them carrying out the body (like I said.. it's HARSH) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestevens Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 I heard he died blowing Bubbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesterDevil Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Hah. Epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satans Hockey Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Hah. Epic. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven M. Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Hah. Epic. Jon Lajoie is my FAVORITE COMEDIAN!! every video he has is a riot, and this song is so friggin true!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J0llyR0ger Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 This joke is kinda like the lego one. Michael Jackson will won't be cremated or buried but recycled into shopping bags so he still is white, plastic, and harmful to small children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallidevils Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJDevsFireOnIce Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 McDonalds is making a sandwich after Michael Jackson called the McJackson. 50 year old meat in 6 year old buns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepperkorn Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I laughing at Show me your genitals.. Part 1 and 2 he just said slamming muff... I am laughing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallidevils Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 So Farrah Fawcett dies and next thing she knows she is at the pearly gates. St. Peter greets her saying, "Farrah, you have lived a good life. I will grant you one wish." Farrah, being the kind soul she is says, "I want peace for all the children of the world." Michael Jackson dies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Leeds Posted July 1, 2009 Author Share Posted July 1, 2009 What are Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson expecting for the Fourth of July? Patrick Swayzee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beezer34 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 R.I.P. Michael. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglejelly Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett ? Farrah screwed with Majors, Michael screwed with Minors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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