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  1. One loss over the next two nights should do it. Hard to believe that even if the Devils beat the Pens, that the Rangers won't completely wax them tomorrow night...I'm thinking full-on destruction, to the tune of 6-1 or 7-0 or something that brutal. The Rangers are not only the FAR better coached team at this point, you just KNOW that they will absolutely show up for this one...even if the Devils have already technically been dead for weeks now, that won't stop the Rangers from wanting to throw the corpse over the side of the cliff, just to watch it splatter Wile E. Coyote style at the bottom of the canyon. At least after this, there's the Mets...oh fvck... As for the rest of the year...I expect it to get very ugly. Think two lopsided losses against the Leafs, and maybe one win the rest of the way. Groan has nothing to offer...Allen and Kahkonen did as much as they could, but things are going to even out, and they're not going to keep standing on their heads game in and game out. More than ready for the hard reset that's coming. Wake me up in June/July when Fitz can finally start addressing all that we know needs addressing.
  2. I’ll say one thing for the 2024 Mets…they made me not give a damn about the upcoming baseball season in record time. Obviously VERY early but good lord, even the sh!tty uniforms with the baby font letters blow chunks.
  3. Yeah basically Devils gotta win out now, which we know ain’t happenin.
  4. Red Wings win, Pens win, Isles win, Flyers get a loser point…oh well, not like the Devils could expect to keep getting so much help while not doing nearly enough themselves.
  5. Lmao off course the loser Islanders couldn’t finish off the Flyers in regulation with less than 10 seconds on the clock. So now this is a three point game, because with the Isles involved, of course it is. Not that the Devils deserve ANY help or that I think they’ll actually make a run…more that the Islanders and their collection of loser points are one of the most annoying teams in recent memory.
  6. They’d say, “Hey, I think I just saw the guy from Happy Gilmore…ya know, the guy who had the nail in his head! But I thought that guy passed away…”
  7. Well yeah, ya know Smith's just gotta get as many minutes as possible, because he's such an experienced vet and all who's apparently chock full of intangibles.
  8. Even then, people can fall and hurt themselves ANYWHERE. If he was in a mosh pit throwing his weight around, then yeah, I'd be saying "C'mon man, that's too risky as long as you're a ballplayer!"
  9. Agree, the guy can’t take in a friggin’ concert? He’s entitled to a life outside baseball. Just because he went to hear some music doesn’t mean he was all banged up the next day. He might not have drank so much as a single drop.
  10. All kidding aside for a sec, man, seriously, if you’re the #1 seed in the Eastern Conference, how are you not licking your chops at the chum that awaits you in the first round? I know that kooky sh!t can always happen in the NHL come playoff time, but the teams currently in the hunt for the WC2 slot (and even the Metro3 spot for that matter) are incredibly weak.
  11. Sadly I think absolute best case is he manages to stay upright just long enough to stumble out of the bathroom and attempt to introduce himself… at which points he projectile sneezes all over her blouse and then immediately starts dry-heaving.
  12. Sure but it's early as fvck. As down as I already am on the Mets, I can't pretend that they can't recover enough to make themselves relevant. Or conversely, that one great series win against a brutal rival means that the Yankees are a lock to win anything. I think the Mets would absolutely happily go the "insane overpayment" route, but in the end, it will come down to Soto being willing to leave some money on the table, if the Yanks come in lower. I don't pretend that the Mets have the same appeal as the Yankees; they probably never will. Also, it's not like the Yankee future is uber-bright...some guys are getting older there and it's not like they have tons of prospects coming up. And they've won ONE World Series since the turn of the century. Yeah, they're always relevant, but that's not the measure of success for the Yankees.
  13. It's 10 minutes before closing time at some really sh!tty dive bar somewhere...in comes our pal the NHL to tap NJ Devils on the shoulder: "Hey, Dev, buddy! Remember that not-too-shabby Wild Card chick who seemed to be spoken for? So get this, that guy wearing orange and black who looked like he was in like Flynn? Well not only did he get shot down by a couple of beasts while she was in the bathroom, she caught him in the act and now is just about ready to tell him to fvck right off! And not only that, those other dudes that she was kinda flirting with...well, they're all so banged up now that I don't think she wants to go home with any of them either! Dude, all ya gotta do is not be a complete idiot, ya know, chat with her a little, and you might be able to go with home with her! Whaddya think?" Some more tapping on the shoulder by the NHL, this time much more vigorously. "Dev, are you fvcking listening man? She's AVAILABLE! All ya gotta do is just go talk to her and not be stupid!" NJ Devils finally looks up from the toilet that he's been hunched over for the past half-hour, as he flushes the remainder of that evening's stomach contents to underground oblivion. As the revolting mass of bile and booze whirlpools its way down to the bottom of the bowl, NJ Devils meets the NHL's questioning gaze through watery half-lidded eyes, wipes vomit from his lips, and utters "Huh?" Um, LGD...I guess.
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