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Posted 01 December 2011 - 06:21 PM

Well HELLO December, where the hell did November go, geesh?? Well don't worry as fast as this month is going, this Thursday Night football debacle is going to be so slow and painful time's gonna start going backwards, hell it might back us up so far in time, that the Eagles may be back in the playoff hunt....least there's some fascinating games on Sunday this week!!!




Thursday Dec. 1:

Phily at Seattle:

Holy Christ this is an unbearable game....almost....no Vick (again), no Maclin (again)...hey NFL, have you noticed how BEAT UP these teams are for these crappy Thursday Night games?? Three days is NOT ENOUGH TIME to get ready for an NFL football game (I accept Thanksgiving games because of tradition and it allows me to focus on the game and avoid family drama....), if you want extra games on your little network....they should be FRIDAY or maybe even Saturday Night games! *sigh*....anyway....time to talk about this bowl of crap isn't it? Seattle is solid at home, and the NFL Network is fooling you into thinking this game matters for the playoffs?? HA! Oh yeah, Vince Young is the starter.....remember back when people called Vince Young the same garbage they're spewing about Tim Tebow now?? "He just wins...."....Really?? Really?!?!?! .....REALLLLYYY??? Not anymore....the shine came off that car and it's just another overrated turd...Seattle can run the ball (CMON MARSHAWN) and play defense...and you know what....that's more then I can count on from the Eagles....lemme pull a Laflamme here...BOLD PREDICTION (oh wait, I'm getting this right.... #not-Laflamming)

Winner: Seattle

Game Quality: * (this is almost too bad for anti-football!)




Sunday Dec. 4:

1pm:

Indy at New England:

So the Colts take tanking to a new level now!! Enter a new QB....yes mister "roll out of the end zone to take a safety for the soon-to-be 0-16 Lions).... Dan O-fer-lousy!!! And we all know how the Pats love to run it up on a lesser opponent....and I can see the Evil Empire wanting to sock it extra to the Colts based on the past rivalry (though the best way to stick it to them would be to let the Colts WIN...hrrmmm)....yeah...NO....the pats will get the over by themself.....

Winner: Patriots

Game Quality: * (you're watching this only because you have Patriots on your FF team admit it)

Denver at Minnesota:

*sigh*....the overrated Jesus Lover gets a gift from God here eh?? (now you know you've overdone it with the Jesus crap when Kurt Warner comes out and goes "Hey Tim, lay off the Jesus crap and thank your teammates more"....no Adrian Peterson (who should be just done for the year, why bother?)....and the rest of the team sucks too.....so the Power of Christ compels me here.....

Winner: Denver

Game Quality: ** (the offenses will be so ugly it will morph into comic hilarity!)

Titans at Bills:

One team is on the rise and smelling a chance at the division.....the other team is doing the classic Owen Hart FALL from the top of the ceiling....and they ain't even close to the corner turnbuckle yet....Chris Johnson is heating up again (and Mendenhall still sucks...HA HA Laflamme!), Matt Hasselbeck is still spreading the ball nicely (who knew of all the vet stop-gaps that flew around he'd be the one to step up?), and home field or not....give me the team on the roll here....plus you know me, I wanna see the Titans knock Houston out of the playoffs :D

Winner: Titans

Game Quality: **

Oakland at Miami:

Did the bubble burst on Miami in Dallas last week?? Maybe, maybe not...but either way this is a bad match-up for Miami....the Raiders always give them fits....Carson Palmer is out of "training camp mode" and playing shockingly well....he does have some damn good weapons to ball it with too.....both teams are playing good defense, I'd not expect a shootout, it will be close...but this is where the teams fighting for something tend to shine over the "play for pride" teams

Winner: Raiders

Game Quality: ***

Jets at Redskins:

Holy sh!t how many teams playing crap offense can the Jets play in a row??? This is absurd!!! Yeah the Jets still ain't playing wonderfully (especially on offense....geesh)....but they keep playing teams WORSE then them with the offense...that's a scary thought...Rex Grossman....Mark Sanchez??? Yeah give me the lawn mowing specialist...

and for God's sake do NOT put this on TV near me!!!

Winner: Jets

Game Quality: * 1/2 (offense is NOT an option here)

Atlanta at Houston:

Now here's a fascinating lil football game....the Falcons are back in stride, and the Texans are all in with TJ Hooker at QB (screw his real name, TJ Hooker was bad-ass!!), the Texans have the better defense and the Titans nipping at their heels, but the Falcons are in a little dogfight (ok, admit it, you still think Vick when you hear Falcons and dogfighting....) with the Giants, Bears and Lions for those two wild card spots....if I was laying odds I'd lay them on Atlanta getting one of those spots...this should be a heck of a game and two really good rushing teams going toe to toe, but I gotta put more faith in the (great) Matt Ryan over my beloved TJ Hooker....but I'll bet Matt Ryan can't sing "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds", "Rocketman" or WWE Themes like TJ!!!


Winner: Falcons

Game Quality: ***

Chiefs at Bears:

Oh sweet Lord, can you get a worse QB match-up?? Is Kyle Orton ready yet? Does it matter? The irony of Orton getting a homecoming game here doesn't escape me either...I'm spending a LOT of time looking at what these teams don't have (with Kansas City I can fill a page with that)...but the Bears have Matt Forte and a good defense....KC's got neither....really that's enough here....


Winner: Bears

Game Quality: ** (hey buddy, can you spare a QB?)

Bengals at Steelers:

You know the Bengals are due to win one of these damn games...they hung close with the Ravens and Steelers...then again they held close to the Browns too and that's a disgrace!! My heart (yes I DO have one) wants me to take the Bengals and hope for the upset....but I can't do it....the Steelers had their clunker last week and good teams do not stink up the joint two weeks in a row....and the Steelers are getting healthy on defense again....I'd love to pick ya Cinci....but I can't.....


Winner: Steelers

Game Quality: ***

Carolina at Tampa Bay:

The Panthers broke a three-game skid thanks to the Colts in full-blown TANK mode....the Bucs...wow lost five in a row and six of their last seven....now that's coming crashing back down to Earth.....it does get a little better for the Young Tampa team, and this week is the beginning of a little light at the end of the tunnel, their porous run defense is still a worry..but Carolina's is just as awful and near dead LAST in points per game (to me THE most important stat on defense)...expect a LOT of handoffs in this game, and actually rolling over the stats, this might be a fun little offensive display that most people will pass over as a "who cares since their seasons are done" game...shame on them...you miss hidden gems and anti-football legends that way! I think the Bucs are more along the right way while the Panthers still got a lotta work to do....


Winner: Bucs

Game Quality: **




4pm:

Ravens at Browns:

The Ravens do have a habit of playing down to their opponent...but the Browns me thinks blew their load last week in their almost with the Bengals (to be fair if that was blowing your load....it was a damned tiny package eh?)....I can't think of any team in the NFL that sucks across the board like the Browns do....so time to eat some carrots, fine tune that Manta-Vision and feed the delusion for one more week!!


Winner: Ravens

Game Quality: DUD

Packers at Giants:

Heh...heh heh.....HAHHAHAAA...oh sorry...why am I laughing?? I was trying to find reasons to give the Giants a case in this game....their running game STINKS, the pass rush isn't there....the secondary is worse, and there's only so much Eli can do on his own before he morphs into El-I-N-T yet again....and the Packers D feasts on that kinda sh!t....this game could get ugly early and often...I don't think I wanna watch this on TV, forget about going to it.....though as a Cowboys fan...thanks for the padding on the division lead Green Bay :)


Winner: Packers

Game Quality: **

Dallas at Arizona:

Speaking of the Cowboys....I sit and stare at them of late too like I do Tim Tebow....I can't believe what I'm seeing of late....those early season losses just ripped the feeling right out of me with this team....and it's hard to accept as a fan that this team seems to be going the right way.....then I look at them as a football fan and someone who watches and analyzes everything in the league....good running game, solid QB play, good WR/TE play, the O-Line is better....the defense is making stops, big plays and turnovers and the special teams don't make mistakes....and I'm like...holy hell...this team is dangerous.....the fan part of me refuses to accept this though (you should hear the arguments in my head....maybe I shouldn't be admitting that...oh boy)....Anyway...Arizona sucks and they won last week, that's too much good for that team to handle.....


Winner: Dallas

Game Quality: DUD

Rams at 49ers:


Struggling (to be generous) Rams team, going to San Fran to play UBER-PIST 49ERS who just got their teeth handed to them in Baltimore....this adds up to a good day for Frank Gore....I need that....I approve of this...go kick some St Louis ass like I should have for 1999 and 2010!!!


Winner: 49ers (duh!)

Game Quality: DUD




8pm:

Detroit at New Orleans:

The Lions are in a free fall and I think have NO chance in this game....so let me take the time here to rip on the NFL and RIDICULOUS suspension of Mr. Suh who is fast becoming my favorite player in the game....I mean OH MY GOD HE GRAZED THE GUY WITH HIS SHOE in the MOST EVIL FOOT STOMP EVER, and the league wants to suspend him for 1/7th of the season for THAT?? Could you imagine these guys dishing out NHL suspensions? The Penguins would be down to Sid and Malkin by January, the rest of them would be suspended forever....it's nuts, yes Suh was dumb to do it...but you kicked him out of the damn game and it was the turning point of the game right there and then....ISN'T THAT ENOUGH??? Noooooo, but then again this is the league threatening to suspend a WR because he's wearing a different color on his shoes...oh wait...there's a connection....foot...shoes ....the lesson here....don't frak with the NFL's shoe deals...they're SERIOUS, amazing they didn't suspend Rex Ryan for his foot fetish...oh wait...no shoes involved....gotcha!! Like I said, the Saints don't lose at home and they won't here to half a Lions team.....


Winner: Saints

Game Quality: **




Monday Dec. 5:

San Diego at Jacksonville:

Oh sweet hockey Gods thank you for an 11pm hockey game Monday!!! Though this has anti-football orgasm creamed all over it!!! The Jags have the worst offense this side of Cleveland....a new coach (who's not Bruce Boudreau who seems to be getting around this week)....and the Chargers are the new Cybill of football....this one's rough to guess on because the Chargers can explode like two tampons, a paper clip and some chewing gum in McGyver's hands....but there's just too much talent on San Diego, and NOWHERE near enough on Jacksonville, besides...the Chargers gotta stay in it to try to keep Norv and the Lord of NO rings' jobs....maybe they should tank too.....


Winner: Chargers?

Game Quality: * (anti-FOOTBALL, *clap clap clap*, anti-FOOTBALL!)




NFL Power Rankings, Week 12:

AFC:

1. Raiders....yes really, solid across the board and in all aspects of the game

2. Patriots....not impressed, but I'm not really impressed by ANYONE in the AFC

3. Ravens....meh

4. Steelers.... blah....

5. Houston.... TJ HOOKER baby!!!!




NFC:

1. Packers....still the one....

2. 49ers....one bump in the road isn't gonna make me sell on them....

3. Saints.... home-field BEASTS

4. Dallas...good, talented, healthy....and VERY under the radar right now....

5. Atlanta...healthier and better then Detroit and Chicago....and no foot stomps to share.....


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Posted 01 December 2011 - 06:40 PM

I agree with you on the Thursday games being a joke, but they don't do it Friday cause of high school games and it's a dead TV night anyway (Thursday's the 'prime time' for everything else) and Saturday gets in the way of college and their 9432 bowls. They should at least make sure teams don't have to travel across the country from Sunday-Thursday and that they don't have to play Sunday night before a Thursday game.

I wonder if McNabb's going to Chicago now that the Vikes cut him...maybe Dallas can cock-block the Bears again the way they tried to with Orton :lol:
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Posted 01 December 2011 - 06:42 PM

I agree with you on the Thursday games being a joke, but they don't do it Friday cause of high school games and it's a dead TV night anyway (Thursday's the 'prime time' for everything else) and Saturday gets in the way of college and their 9432 bowls. They should at least make sure teams don't have to travel across the country from Sunday-Thursday and that they don't have to play Sunday night before a Thursday game.

I wonder if McNabb's going to Chicago now that the Vikes cut him...maybe Dallas can cock-block the Bears again the way they tried to with Orton :lol:


High School football....wow....so you piss off the state of Texas....yippie!!!

I was gonna mention McNabb and let's see if I pull this off again like I did with Orton.....McNabb will be picked up by the Cardinals......
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Posted 01 December 2011 - 07:56 PM

The RAIDERS #1?!

Based on what Crash? Three wins in a row against a 4-7 trainwreck, a 2-9 team playing a rookie QB, and a 7-4 team that just lost their starting QB?

The Raiders are 7-4 and have been outscored on the season. I don't see how you can possibly rate them higher than the Ravens, Steelers, and Patriots (who BEAT the Raiders on THEIR turf, though it was against Campbell and not Palmer...but the Pats have never had much trouble with Palmer in the past).
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Posted 01 December 2011 - 08:15 PM

The RAIDERS #1?!

Based on what Crash? Three wins in a row against a 4-7 trainwreck, a 2-9 team playing a rookie QB, and a 7-4 team that just lost their starting QB?

The Raiders are 7-4 and have been outscored on the season. I don't see how you can possibly rate them higher than the Ravens, Steelers, and Patriots (who BEAT the Raiders on THEIR turf, though it was against Campbell and not Palmer...but the Pats have never had much trouble with Palmer in the past).


Based on a good running game (despite losing what was the most productive back in the league at the time)....an offense getting better with dangerous WR's, and a defense that's been getting better as the team is going along....Carson Palmer is out of "training camp" now...the New England game was pre-Palmer, and a vibe that this team is IMPROVING every week (and more so I'm not in love with the Pats, as you know, the Steelers can't run and their O-line sucks, the Ravens I can't trust week in and week out, the Texans are ready to collapse

and I'll play your little game too...the Raiders beat HOUSTON with Schaub and Mario Williams (who may have gotten hurt in that game I don't remember)
They had two stinkers while Palmer got his feet wet....and now they're on their way...I think they're the team to worry about in the AFC....yes REALLY
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Posted 02 December 2011 - 07:49 AM

Based on a good running game (despite losing what was the most productive back in the league at the time)....an offense getting better with dangerous WR's, and a defense that's been getting better as the team is going along....Carson Palmer is out of "training camp" now...the New England game was pre-Palmer, and a vibe that this team is IMPROVING every week (and more so I'm not in love with the Pats, as you know, the Steelers can't run and their O-line sucks, the Ravens I can't trust week in and week out, the Texans are ready to collapse

and I'll play your little game too...the Raiders beat HOUSTON with Schaub and Mario Williams (who may have gotten hurt in that game I don't remember)
They had two stinkers while Palmer got his feet wet....and now they're on their way...I think they're the team to worry about in the AFC....yes REALLY


Sorry, not seeing that yet. What you're doing is similar to me getting excited if the Patriots D "came together" over this easier stretch of theirs. Like I've said, the Pats could go 13-3, and look terrific down the stretch doing it, but the real test of whether they've made strides from being a bully/fraud team will be in the playoffs, against better competition.

I already listed how weak the competition was for the Raiders these past three games, and you seem to be using them as some kind of a measuring stick. It's not that hard to look good against teams like those. Let me see how they compete against Green Bay and Detroit...I'm not saying they have to BEAT Green Bay, but at least make it a game. Hell, let's see how they do against an invigorated Dolphin team.

I'm not saying the Raiders are a bad team...I'm putting them fourth, behind my #1,#2, and #3.
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It's easy to support a great player when he's playing at his very best. It takes a true fan to support that same player during those rare moments and stretches when he's not. Babe Ruth went 0-4 some games, and sometimes Wayne Gretzky was held pointless. There may be such a thing as greatness, but no such thing as absolute perfection every single night.

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 09:19 AM

The way I've been seeing the NFL this year is EVERYONE'S pretty damn flawed (even GB on defense, just they get turnovers and their offense seems immortal), and what I try to do each week is pick the teams that look the least flawed and go with them until they screw up....right now the Raiders have the fewest holes of anyone in the AFC....am I wrong? Who knows? This year making ANY predictions is asking for it anyway....

So who else watched that disaster in Seattle last night??? :lol:
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TWO TIME (2005, 2006) Award Winner and the man who can show Jeremy Roenick what a REAL loudmouth is all about.... hell this mouth roars SO loud, they retired the DAMN AWARD!!!! But how do you be emotional about an award for being most emotional when you're sharing it?

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 09:46 AM

Just seemed like a stretch, but there's no league that's more game-to-game than the NFL.

And yeah, last night was hilarious. Starting to wonder if Reid lasts the season...
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[Mark Messier]: A big, bald attention whore with a stupid Easter Island-lookin face. - from who else? DaneykoIsGod!

Even when Marty comes back maybe Larry should put Clemmensen to be on the goal during the shootouts.
Can the coach do that ? Switch the goalies 5 seconds to go in overtime?
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Martin Brodeur: THE MOST ALL-TIME WINS!, 12 straight seasons of 30+ wins, 3 Stanley Cups, 4 Vezina Trophies, and zero respect from too many so-called Devils "fans" who are either too young or too bandwagon to remember the much darker days of Sean Burke, Craig Billington, Bob Sauve, Alain Chevrier, and the talented but overwhelmed Chico Resch, among many others.

It's easy to support a great player when he's playing at his very best. It takes a true fan to support that same player during those rare moments and stretches when he's not. Babe Ruth went 0-4 some games, and sometimes Wayne Gretzky was held pointless. There may be such a thing as greatness, but no such thing as absolute perfection every single night.

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 10:59 AM

Could the Raiders beat any team in the AFC. Probably. Still doesn't make them the best.

I got the Dolphins beating the Raiders this weekend.
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Posted 02 December 2011 - 11:06 AM

The RAIDERS #1?!


That is a huge stretch. They are in first place because they play in a division where the other team they play twice has a combined 14-19 record. They would be behind Cleveland if they played in the Northern Division.

Defense?? What Oakland Defense?? 274 points against?

They might be #6 in the AFC only because of their schedule.

Edited by MantaRay, 02 December 2011 - 11:06 AM.

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 12:04 PM

And yeah, last night was hilarious. Starting to wonder if Reid lasts the season...


If I'm Reid I cut D-Jax today....his dogging it effort last night was a DISGRACE and he's only gonna make things worse in the next 4 weeks, you're not re-signing him anyway, and maybe you can save this season and teach that team a lesson in the process.... though seeing how BAD V-Y was last night behind that awful line did make you appreciate how good Vick truly is at avoiding the rush and still making plays.....and Young is Tebow-like in his accuracy....Jesus...another fool "who just won"
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Posted 02 December 2011 - 12:09 PM

last nights game was a humiliation. that team is simply a mess, and its obviously not getting fixed this season. hilarious :D :cheers:
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Posted 02 December 2011 - 12:53 PM

If I'm Reid I cut D-Jax today....his dogging it effort last night was a DISGRACE and he's only gonna make things worse in the next 4 weeks, you're not re-signing him anyway, and maybe you can save this season and teach that team a lesson in the process.... though seeing how BAD V-Y was last night behind that awful line did make you appreciate how good Vick truly is at avoiding the rush and still making plays.....and Young is Tebow-like in his accuracy....Jesus...another fool "who just won"


Yeah...Patriots waited too long to do that with Moss, when he had clearly quit.

I can't wait for the whole Tebow thing to crash and burn. It cracks me up when "experts" line up to say they're believers in him now. He's been good at two things: 1) running/scrambling, and 2) not throwing picks. The only reason "Tebow Time" even exists is because his defense keeps the game within reach. Talk to me when his defense has an off-day...no way he can keep up offensively.
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Posted 02 December 2011 - 12:56 PM

Yeah...Patriots waited too long to do that with Moss, when he had clearly quit.

I can't wait for the whole Tebow thing to crash and burn. It cracks me up when "experts" line up to say they're believers in him now. He's been good at two things: 1) running/scrambling, and 2) not throwing picks. The only reason "Tebow Time" even exists is because his defense keeps the game within reach. Talk to me when his defense has an off-day...no way he can keep up offensively.


May be this week...Von Miller is doubtful...

If it's not this week then the Bears and/or Pats will expose this.
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Posted 02 December 2011 - 12:59 PM

A Viking team with no Peterson and a rookie QB....the Tebow fraud will only grow this week....the Broncos should dominate this one..... :rant:

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the crash b burn IS coming though.....

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 01:06 PM

Is Peterson def out for this game?
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Posted 02 December 2011 - 01:13 PM

Is Peterson def out for this game?


He's still not practicing....and dammit I keep getting in my head because of these stupid Thursday Night games that teams stop practicing once the first game is played :P

If I'm the Vikings I sit him and see what else I got personally and evaluate your depth in a lost season
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Posted 02 December 2011 - 04:44 PM

McNabb went unclaimed :lol:
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Posted 02 December 2011 - 04:59 PM

Hah it's kinda sad...but what money is left on his contract, did he have only one year left like Orton?

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 05:05 PM

Hah it's kinda sad...but what money is left on his contract, did he have only one year left like Orton?


They said the Vikings saved $1.5 million (and he was behind Spud Webb on the depth chart) by getting rid of him so I'd assume that is his cost
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