NJCroMag Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Hockey Mad Libs time...everybody take a few (designate by number, please)... 1. Type Of Shoe 2. Power Tool 3. U.S. City 4. Animal (plural) 5. Adjective 6. Number 7. Noun (plural) 8. Noun (plural) 9. First Name (male) 10. Noun 11. Adjective 12. Noun 13. Number 14. Verb ending in "-ed" 15. Devils defenseman, preferably ending in "-oster" 16. Verb ending in "-ing" 17. Adjective 18. Adjective 19. Noun 20. Body part 21. NJDEVS.COM poster TODAY'S CRYPTOGRAM: HRX'E TS PRDGHE! VRC, XSYSZXS! AFNR HGNR F HRFM FZP LHSB! Last but not least...happy f-cking birthday, Aylbert! You beautiful son of a bitch you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nessus Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 LGD! 1. Oxford 2. band saw 3. Miami 4. penguins 5. incredible 6. 15 7. goals 8. computers 9. Michael 10. paper 11. sharp 12. cell phone 13. 4 14. walked 15. Foster 16. staring 17. emotional 18. condescending 19. gift 20. eye 21. TheParsieHope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aznjsn Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Hockey Mad Libs time...everybody take a few (designate by number, please)... 1. Type Of Shoe 2. Power Tool 3. U.S. City 4. Animal (plural) 5. Adjective 6. Number 7. Noun (plural) 8. Noun (plural) 9. First Name (male) 10. Noun 11. Adjective 12. Noun 13. Number 14. Verb ending in "-ed" 15. Devils defenseman, preferably ending in "-oster" 16. Verb ending in "-ing" 17. Adjective 18. Adjective 19. Noun 20. Body part 21. NJDEVS.COM poster TODAY'S CRYPTOGRAM: HRX'E TS PRDGHE! VRC, XSYSZXS! AFNR HGNR F HRFM FZP LHSB! Last but not least...happy f-cking birthday, Aylbert! You beautiful son of a bitch you! HRX'E TS PRDGHE! LET'S GO DEVILS! VRC, XSYSZXS! HEY, TORONTO! AFNR HGNR F HRFM FZP LHSB! MAKE LIKE A LEAF AND BLOW! 16. Hanging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn01 Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Let's Go Devils! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJCroMag Posted February 21, 2012 Author Share Posted February 21, 2012 There once was a hockey player named Oxford Bandsaw. He played for the Miami Penguins of the Incredible Hockey League. Every day, he spent 15 hours on the ice, working on delivering devastating goals and perfecting his deadly computers. In game seven of the Michael Cup Finals, his team found themselves down 1-0 heading into the final paper. He tied the game on a sharp end-to-end rush, powering his cell phone-like slapshot through the goalie's four-hole. But he wasn't done. With seconds winding down in regulation, he walked up the ice, slid the puck through the legs of Kurtis Foster, and went in alone on the staring goalie. His shot was emotional and condescending and the goalie had no chance on the shot. The puck hit the gift and dropped into the net. His team won the championship and he was awarded the Most Valuable Player trophy, but did the classy thing and told the nearest reporter, "In my eye, I feel ThePariseHope deserves this more." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayday Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Lets go devils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormJosh Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 His shot was emotional and condescending and the goalie had no chance on the shot. The puck hit the gift and dropped into the net. hahahaha. I'm forever describing certain shots as "condescending" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScoreMoreThan3 Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 (edited) I just don't have the patience to play along. LGD!! Keep 4th place secure! Once again this will be a tough game, in Toronto vs. a good team. In two starts against the Leafs this season, Brodeur has a 1-1-0 record with a 3.47 GAA and .870 SV%. In five career starts against the Devils, Gustavsson has a 3-1-0 record with a 2.65 GAA and .907 SV%. Last 10: Devils 8-1-1 Having won 3 in a row. Leafs 4-5-1 Having lost their last game pretty badly to the Canucks. I have class tonight...can someone hook it up so I can watch the game during my horrible lecture??? Pleasseeeee!! Edited February 21, 2012 by ScoreMoreThan3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylbert Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 (edited) Last but not least...happy f-cking birthday, Aylbert! You beautiful son of a bitch you! I'm sexy and I know it. 1. Pennyloafer 2. Drill 3. Sandusky, OH 4. Red Tail Hawks 5. Ghoulish 6. 23 7. Pucks 8. Bottles 9. Nikolai 10. Camera 11. Broken 12. Keyboard 13. 28 14. Fvcked 15. Corey Foster (2GP in 88-89, 0pts, ) 16. Probing 17. Amazing 18. Ridiculous 19. Pogo Stick 20. Sphincter 21. Pepperkorn Edited February 21, 2012 by aylbert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nessus Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Oops, I'm sorry guys, I guess don't know how to read. Didn't mean to take all of them. Sorry to ruin all the fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msweet Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Go Devils! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aznjsn Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 TG reports Salvador and A-Train will play tonight, for "sh!ts and giggles". Ok maybe he didn't say the latter.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SterioDesign Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Foster isnt playing... the 2 pts are OURS!!! OOUUUUUUURRRRSSSSSSS !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottie2Hottie Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Let's go devils!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazer Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 LGD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil Fan Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 I seriously hate the leafs and please beat them regardless it is a SO win or regulation win. Hopefully, the leafs blow their lead and give up the GWG on a controversial call that pisses the laughers or their goal is waved off for whatever reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilMinder Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 TG reports Salvador and A-Train will play tonight, for "sh!ts and giggles". Ok maybe he didn't say the latter.. Why so serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven M. Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Go DEVILS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim777 Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Let's Go DEVILS!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onddeck Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Let's go boys!! Add 2 more points on the season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRZYRIPPER Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 I'm feeling 7-3 rout by the devils ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neb00rs Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 GO Devils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSR Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 (edited) LGD! And go Winnipeg (over Philadelphia), and...who're we rooting for in Rangers-Penguins? I guess Pittsburgh, to keep #1 and the division feasible, but we better win in that case, lol. Edited February 21, 2012 by JSR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScoreMoreThan3 Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 LGD! And go Winnipeg (over Philadelphia), and...who're we rooting for in Rangers-Penguins? I guess Pittsburgh, to keep #1 and the division feasible, but we better win in that case, lol. Gotta think realistically and root for the Rags ..well not root for them ..just push for them to win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglejelly Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 ...and root for the Rags .. not an option Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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