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GDT: New Jersey @ Toronto - 2/21/2012


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Hockey Mad Libs time...everybody take a few (designate by number, please)...

1. Type Of Shoe

2. Power Tool

3. U.S. City

4. Animal (plural)

5. Adjective

6. Number

7. Noun (plural)

8. Noun (plural)

9. First Name (male)

10. Noun

11. Adjective

12. Noun

13. Number

14. Verb ending in "-ed"

15. Devils defenseman, preferably ending in "-oster"

16. Verb ending in "-ing"

17. Adjective

18. Adjective

19. Noun

20. Body part

21. NJDEVS.COM poster

TODAY'S CRYPTOGRAM:

HRX'E TS PRDGHE!

VRC, XSYSZXS!

AFNR HGNR F HRFM FZP LHSB!

Last but not least...happy f-cking birthday, Aylbert! You beautiful son of a bitch you!

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Hockey Mad Libs time...everybody take a few (designate by number, please)...

1. Type Of Shoe

2. Power Tool

3. U.S. City

4. Animal (plural)

5. Adjective

6. Number

7. Noun (plural)

8. Noun (plural)

9. First Name (male)

10. Noun

11. Adjective

12. Noun

13. Number

14. Verb ending in "-ed"

15. Devils defenseman, preferably ending in "-oster"

16. Verb ending in "-ing"

17. Adjective

18. Adjective

19. Noun

20. Body part

21. NJDEVS.COM poster

TODAY'S CRYPTOGRAM:

HRX'E TS PRDGHE!

VRC, XSYSZXS!

AFNR HGNR F HRFM FZP LHSB!

Last but not least...happy f-cking birthday, Aylbert! You beautiful son of a bitch you!

HRX'E TS PRDGHE!

LET'S GO DEVILS!

VRC, XSYSZXS!

HEY, TORONTO!

AFNR HGNR F HRFM FZP LHSB!

MAKE LIKE A LEAF AND BLOW!

16. Hanging

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There once was a hockey player named Oxford Bandsaw. He played for the Miami Penguins of the Incredible Hockey League. Every day, he spent 15 hours on the ice, working on delivering devastating goals and perfecting his deadly computers. In game seven of the Michael Cup Finals, his team found themselves down 1-0 heading into the final paper.

He tied the game on a sharp end-to-end rush, powering his cell phone-like slapshot through the goalie's four-hole. But he wasn't done.

With seconds winding down in regulation, he walked up the ice, slid the puck through the legs of Kurtis Foster, and went in alone on the staring goalie. His shot was emotional and condescending and the goalie had no chance on the shot. The puck hit the gift and dropped into the net.

His team won the championship and he was awarded the Most Valuable Player trophy, but did the classy thing and told the nearest reporter, "In my eye, I feel ThePariseHope deserves this more."

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I just don't have the patience to play along.

LGD!! Keep 4th place secure! Once again this will be a tough game, in Toronto vs. a good team.

In two starts against the Leafs this season, Brodeur has a 1-1-0 record with a 3.47 GAA and .870 SV%.

In five career starts against the Devils, Gustavsson has a 3-1-0 record with a 2.65 GAA and .907 SV%.

Last 10:

Devils 8-1-1 Having won 3 in a row.

Leafs 4-5-1 Having lost their last game pretty badly to the Canucks.

I have class tonight...can someone hook it up so I can watch the game during my horrible lecture??? Pleasseeeee!! :urg:

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Last but not least...happy f-cking birthday, Aylbert! You beautiful son of a bitch you!

I'm sexy and I know it.

1. Pennyloafer

2. Drill

3. Sandusky, OH

4. Red Tail Hawks

5. Ghoulish

6. 23

7. Pucks

8. Bottles

9. Nikolai

10. Camera

11. Broken

12. Keyboard

13. 28

14. Fvcked

15. Corey Foster (2GP in 88-89, 0pts, :) )

16. Probing

17. Amazing

18. Ridiculous

19. Pogo Stick

20. Sphincter

21. Pepperkorn

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