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New Kovy Update ("As the Kovy Turns")


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Speculation says he is, but we haven't had a real update on any of this. I guess we'll know someday. Hopefully while we all still are alive.

Actually Lou, Kovy, and Grossman are all stealing a huge diamond right now. They are just using this all as a huge distraction til they can safely disappear.

Reminds me of a whitest kid u know sketch.

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Let's try.

If the father of the Priest, is the only son of my father.

What the Priest is Mine??

Answer: The Priest is my son

Leaving to work now...

My head just imploded...then simultaneously exploded.

No offense intended but...what the hell? :blink:

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He's learning conversational english still. I think it's hysterical to read.

Ohhh I see now. I assumed he was fluent and just...failed in an epic fashion. My bad, although now re-reading it did make me chuckle a bit

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How many people are amazed that Lou is still in this, even with the talk of him wanting to go to LA, if true. The old Lou would have let him go. ala so many others what does Lou see in Kovy, :hail:

You don't know that, he's just being very public about it this time around.

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DWIGHT: Answer it Michael!

Michael: No, yo answer it dwight!

Dwight: Get it!

Michael: No, you! Answer it Dwight!

Jim: *hits dwight in the face* NO VUN VAITS FOR ZE KGB!

Dwight: *nods head solemnly* It's true.

Oh my god...Office references. On a Devils forum. Now I can die a happy man. Thank you sir. :clap:

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:thumbsup:

nice cream?

I couldn't find the "buh dum tish" emoticon

I have to say: I am having a very hard time believing anything else but that Kovy wants to play in LA. Why else would LA be lowballing him by so much and dropping out so easily? They know he wants to sign there, he's reaching out to them. Had the Kings given him a good offer, he'd be signed already.

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Good news, everyone!

I'm going to the shore tomorrow.

Which means, 100% without a doubt guaranteed, Kovy will sign somewhere, because I won't know about it the second it happens.

In fact, I recommend everyone find something to do. Remember: A watched Kovy never signs a ridiculous fvcking contract.

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Please, kids, if you're oging to quote Catch 22 lyrics, you might as well choose the best set Tom ever wrote for the band:

She was diagnosed on a Friday,

The kids were almost home,

The kids were on their way back home from school,

Lying face down in the gutter,

Of unaccomplished dreams, broken memories of things to come.

"Sorry ma'am, I really am. I had to break the news.

I had to make the phone call to tell you that you're due,

You know where, I'll tell you when,

And I suggest you start living these next three weeks the best way that you can."

Every night for three long weeks, she'd roam the hallways half asleep

And as the footsteps fade away,

In my mind, I could swear, I could swear I heard her say:

Don't wait for me, I've got a lot to do I've got a lot to be

And in the end maybe I'll see you there.

And it goes on and on, but it's too sad for this epic Kovy thread. Oh yeah...Kovy! My prediction is that he'll sign with the Toledo Mud Hens for an entry level contract worth 425 ruples, half a hybrid Toyota Corrola and three bags of Cheetos....baked Cheetos.

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