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#1 RowdyFan42

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:07 PM

I don't normally go for the obsessing over Rangers fans that some people here love to engage in, but when I saw this piece of garbage I knew it had to be brought to the board's attention.

Anyone who's followed Puck Daddy during the playoffs the past couple years knows that after each team is eliminated, a blogger from a rival team writes a "eulogy" for the recently departed. It's meant to be in the style of a roast; a lot of nasty things are said, but it's done in good fun and everyone has a laugh afterward.

Well, someone forgot to tell Scotty Hockey about the fun aspect. The screed this loser came up with to eulogize the Devils tore right past friendly ribbing and landed straight in a pool of jealousy, bitterness, and hatred. Ho. Lee. Crap.

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:07 PM

Yea, I read it earlier today. One of the biggest piles of sh!t that Ive ever seen published by Puck Daddy.
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:26 PM

Lol Is that supposed to be funny?
He's mad his team couldn't beat the Devils that's all , no big deal.
But seriously, that was awful.
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:29 PM

The one ripping the Flyers was fantastic and very very funny. This one was very eh. Didn't really bother me.
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:31 PM

The one ripping the Flyers was fantastic and very very funny. This one was very eh. Didn't really bother me.

My personal favorite..."Kimmo Timonen, died every game"

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#6 RunninWithTheDevil

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:44 PM

That, of course, brings us to the Blueshirts and I really have no singular explanation for the Rangers choke-job to the Devils. Tortorella's refusal to use his whole roster, Gaborik's bad shoulder, Boyle's concussion, Carl Hagelin's unearned bad reputation, Sean Avery's ostracization, Michael Del Zotto's Del Zastrous defensive play … New York lost this series, New Jersey hardly won it. 'Blah blah, bitter Ranger fan, blah blah.' I know. Whatever. Bite me. Move along.

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:53 PM

pretty much sums up the whole article

Ahaha completely missed that part. What a joke, and half that fanbase actually thinks Avery makes that team better.
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#8 GoArmySports

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 10:31 PM

Isn't Greg a Devils fan?
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 10:37 PM

Isn't Greg a Devils fan?


Wasn't written by him.
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 10:40 PM

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pretty much sums up the whole article


The thing about Avery is like saying the Kings got lucky because the Devils didn't hold on to Willie Mitchell.
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 10:41 PM

Jester let an Isles fan write the Rangers one, but gives Scotty Hockey the Devils one. Shocking development. ++++ Larry wasn't available? Or literate enough?
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 10:45 PM

Also, I might mention, the Isles fan basically threw roses at the Rangers. I feel like Jester is ashamed of his roots to a point.
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 10:46 PM

Edit: What maxpower said.

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#14 maxpower

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 10:58 PM

Actually reading it through, that's just fvcking awful. LOL.
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 11:05 PM

I liked the Marty part, kidding, really?
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#16 Zubie#8

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 11:13 PM

My favorite part was that entire paragraph trashing the Rangers.
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 11:28 PM

Lmfao. Sounds like he's a little mad that we made the Queen our bitch. Get over it fvckbag. And get a real name while you're at it. Your franchise is fvcking trash.
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 11:47 PM

typical anti-devils rant from a rangers fan with no sense of humor
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 12:15 AM

The 1994 sh!t is old already. . . pretty soon it will rank up there with "I used to walk to school in the snow for miles" bit. *Yawn* Rags fans are just petty sore bitches and Torts is an asswipe. :evil:
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 12:17 AM

Ranger fans are unequivocally the stupidest fvcking people walking.
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