hattrick Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Since we all agree (I assume) that the Devils need scoring, why isn't Audette wearing a Devils jersey? Lou should of given him a temporary tryout. He came pretty cheap for the Panthers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risky Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 We have more than enough washed-up talent in Igor the Benchable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msweet Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 We have more than enough washed-up talent in Igor the Benchable. The name I've given him is Igor the Terrible As Admin of this Board I insist that everyone use only that name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRASHER Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 But I like Igor the Inivisble so much more.. it's catchier Terrible to me suggest more a goon type.... hmmm.. Skrlac the Terrible.. the conqueror.. the destroyer... yeah !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundstrom Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Can anyone really be worse than Igor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devildude Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Can anyone really be worse than Igor? I can think of a few in Devils History!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepperkorn Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 But I like Igor the Inivisble so much more.. it's catchier Terrible to me suggest more a goon type.... hmmm.. Skrlac the Terrible.. the conqueror.. the destroyer... yeah !!! That's why you've got the Crasher Line! Igor the Terrible it is. Poor guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerrydevil Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 We're just saving him for the playoffs. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Devs Fan Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 I hear Mike Gartner is also available for the right price... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerrydevil Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 When I was in school, I wish I had the guts to walk out of the classroom if the teacher asked me to leave if I was boring her. Larionov is the inspiration to kids who just can't help staring out the window when the teacher drones on about the importance of the Louisiana Purchase. Igor, I salute you. It's too late for me, but hopefully it's not late for the oppressed children in our schools who stab themselves with a compass to make it through history class awake and alert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westcoastdevfan Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 I think Igor has had trouble skating since he switch to the ultra absorbent depends. I hope Burns does something about this. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djstubbs Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Can anyone really be worse than Igor? I think the real question to ask is, was there anyone is in Devils history that got paid 1 million or more (larionov makes 1 million/year) that played as "terrible" as igor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias 2662 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Didn't Florida just get him from Montreal? Why would they trade him already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djstubbs Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Didn't Florida just get him from Montreal? Why would they trade him already? They wouldn't, he was saying... Why didn't Lou attempt to get him for the Devils considering the cheap price Florida got him at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias 2662 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Didn't Florida just get him from Montreal? Why would they trade him already? They wouldn't, he was saying... Why didn't Lou attempt to get him for the Devils considering the cheap price Florida got him at. Sorry but looking at the title I thought he meant acquiring him now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRASHER Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 That's why you've got the Crasher Line!Igor the Terrible it is. Poor guy... oh wow.. people still read that (then again with all the ISP address changes I get on a daily basis... can't say I blame anyone for NOT anymore) and no harm in trying to spread my nicknames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekes Head Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Didn't I come up with Igor the Terrible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisg19 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 I think the real question to ask is, was there anyone is in Devils history that got paid 1 million or more (larionov makes 1 million/year) that played as "terrible" as igor? Not sure what his salary was but Valeri Kamensky jumps to mind. If I remember right, he signed a 4 year deal with the rangers for like 15-20 million, something stupid like that. I know we got him from Dallas, but I don't remember how much of his salary we ate. Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleG Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Nice names for Igor, guys I can rarely see the Devils play, but is Igor really that bad? He had a great career so far. And now is nothing left of his skills? Can't belive it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djstubbs Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Nice names for Igor, guys I can rarely see the Devils play, but is Igor really that bad? He had a great career so far. And now is nothing left of his skills? Can't belive it. Let's compare Igor to the other centers... 2003-2004 - Regular Season - New Jersey Devils - Center - Summary - TOTAL POINTS 1. Patrik Elias - 17 Goals, 21 Assists. 48 Games Played. +10 2.Scott Gomez - 5 Goals, 22 Assists. 46 Games Played. -1 3.Sergei Brylin - 8 Goals, 13 Assists. 48 Games Played. +11 4.John Madden - 7 Goals, 12 Assists. 46 Games Played. +4 5.Igor Larionov - 0 Goals, 10 Assists. 36 Games Played. +3 6.Erik Rasmussen - 2 Goals, 4 Assists. 42 Games Played. +2 7.Craig Darby - 0 Goals, 0 Assists. 2 Games Played. -1 Now Lets Look At Salaries 1.Patrik Elias - $4,722,249.09 2.John Madden - $2,000,000.00 3.Sergei Brylin - $1,550,000.00 4.Scott Gomez - $1,000,000.00 5.Igor Larionov - $1,000,000.00 6.Erik Rasmussen - $600,000.00 7.Craig Darby - Unlisted. Whats wrong with that picture??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetsGoDevils Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Can anyone really be worse than Igor? Better question. Has anyone even seen Igor give a check to someone this year? Of course, the only check I'd want him to give is the one paying Lou back for wasting our time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJDevs4978 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 But I like Igor the Inivisble so much more.. it's catchier Terrible to me suggest more a goon type.... hmmm.. Skrlac the Terrible.. the conqueror.. the destroyer... yeah !!! Heh I could be wrong but I think I'm the only one that's used Igor the Invisible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepperkorn Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 (edited) When I was in school, I wish I had the guts to walk out of the classroom if the teacher asked me to leave if I was boring her. Larionov is the inspiration to kids who just can't help staring out the window when the teacher drones on about the importance of the Louisiana Purchase. Igor, I salute you. It's too late for me, but hopefully it's not late for the oppressed children in our schools who stab themselves with a compass to make it through history class awake and alert. Oh never be BORED though! Be disruptive! I got kicked out of class for breaking in my tap shoes! WOW did Ms Swanson HATE me! See never CHOOSE to leave something - then you're not giving it your all! Always aim to be kicked out or fired or whatever! Indifferent is such an awful thing to be.. such a depressing way to go through life! My poor child.. my poor husband with me doling out advise like this... Edited January 27, 2004 by Pepperkorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfsharkalligatorhalfman Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 audette is a big mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceThief Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 How about Igor the Slacker? IceThief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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