NJDevs.com: Banner ideas

[Masked Fan]

I looked for an old thread with this same idea. Didn't find it, so what the hell. I rarely start threads anyway.

Here's some banner ideas for you DM. Hope they're good and get used!!!

I asked him if he still kept in touch with anyone from the Devils he said Jay and Gio, but Marty won't even speak to him.

[CRASHER]

the Ledger made us delete the thread

though an "100% Star Ledger approved site" would be awesomeness also!

[DevilMinder]

Hah, I will add both.

[El Diablo]

Where Marty Brodeur is just keeping the pipes warm for Anthony...

[thelastonealive]

While refreshing looking for the new ones, I came across "where a swamp is home sweet home" and "Newark, here we come!"...Just me talking, but I think we definately should drop the first one and perhaps the second as well. A swamp will never ever...ever...EVER...be home sweet home again. And Newark, here we are!

[NJDevs4978]

Yeah some of them are outdated, and some of them just don't make sense - the last one I saw was 'The Devils made us do it'? But I heard a while back it's much easier to put sayings in than to take the old ones out.

I like CRASHER's new one

[devilsrule33]

Here are the ones that I believe are outdated:

2 Day(s) without injury

Where two points out of a playoff spot sparks calls to Dr. Kevorkian

Where our power play is just an opportunity for the other team to get a breakaway

December 19th, 2005 - Malakhov retires. Wishes do come true! (funny but old...I mean we had to trade him the enxt season to actually get him off the cap)

Where a Swamp is Home Sweet Home

Home of El Diablo

Where being negative is good

More fun than a 2 season lockout will allow?

A Den of Devilish Denizens

Still and always home of Extreme Table Tennis

Home of the NLD Thread!

Where the pizza is better than the hockey

Where beating any team is pretty sweet

Freeze is gone!

Where LOTCB keeps the clown banner's spirit alive

Vlad Malakhov: the next coming of Igor Larionov

Where's my free jersey?

Where bruins talks about all of his teams... how many is it now?

...Probably a whole bunch more. Time to get some new ideas.

[El Diablo]

Here are the ones that I believe are outdated:

2 Day(s) without injury

Where two points out of a playoff spot sparks calls to Dr. Kevorkian

Where our power play is just an opportunity for the other team to get a breakaway

December 19th, 2005 - Malakhov retires. Wishes do come true! (funny but old...I mean we had to trade him the enxt season to actually get him off the cap)

Where a Swamp is Home Sweet Home

Still the Home of El Diablo

Where being negative is good

More fun than a 2 season lockout will allow?

A Den of Devilish Denizens

Still and always home of Extreme Table Tennis

Home of the NLD Thread!

Where the pizza is better than the hockey

Where beating any team is pretty sweet

Freeze is gone!

Where LOTCB keeps the clown banner's spirit alive

Vlad Malakhov: the next coming of Igor Larionov

Where's my free jersey?

Where bruins talks about all of his teams... how many is it now?

...Probably a whole bunch more. Time to get some new ideas.

Dont be hatin' Devs ...

[Masked Fan]

NOT OUTDATED

Where two points out of a playoff spot sparks calls to Dr. Kevorkian

Where our power play is just an opportunity for the other team to get a breakaway

Home of El Diablo

A Den of Devilish Denizens

Home of the NLD Thread!

Where LOTCB keeps the clown banner's spirit alive

Where's my free jersey?

[thelastonealive]

NOT OUTDATED

[sammyk]

Here are the ones that I don't like and would like removed:

2 Day(s) without injury

Where two points out of a playoff spot sparks calls to Dr. Kevorkian

Where our power play is just an opportunity for the other team to get a breakaway

December 19th, 2005 - Malakhov retires. Wishes do come true! (funny but old...I mean we had to trade him the enxt season to actually get him off the cap)

Where a Swamp is Home Sweet Home

Home of El Diablo

Where being negative is good

More fun than a 2 season lockout will allow?

A Den of Devilish Denizens

Still and always home of Extreme Table Tennis

Home of the NLD Thread!

Where the pizza is better than the hockey

Where beating any team is pretty sweet

Freeze is gone!

Where LOTCB keeps the clown banner's spirit alive

Vlad Malakhov: the next coming of Igor Larionov

Where's my free jersey?

Where bruins talks about all of his teams... how many is it now?

...Probably a whole bunch more. Time to get some new ideas.

Fixed!

[RowdyFan42]

Still and always home of Extreme Table Tennis

Meh? You want that one REMOVED? Mr. Extreme Table Tennis himself?

[sammyk]

Meh? You want that one REMOVED? Mr. Extreme Table Tennis himself?

No, I don't want any of them removed, I "fixed" the post to reflect how DR33 really feels about the list he posted.

[Masked Fan]

If you're counting, each number must be an insertion event.

[devilsrule33]

No, I don't want any of them removed, I "fixed" the post to reflect how DR33 really feels about the list he posted.

[DevilMinder]

That is a good point and I've thought about them in the past. But It is hard to have a community without personal elements... so they stay.

[CRASHER]

Can we at least add the Star Ledger approved one??

That's personal.. inside joke... and damn funny if I might say so

[thelastonealive]

If we're keeping random inside jokes that no one will get in five years (which I think we should anyways), may I suggest "CMON DEVILS!"?

Edit: And, of course, "SCREW YOU, (N)Єverson!".

Edited March 14, 2008 by thelastonealive

[DevilMinder]

Can we at least add the Star Ledger approved one??

That's personal.. inside joke... and damn funny if I might say so

The two original suggestions were added when I said "I am adding them"

[DevilMinder]

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666";
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body="2 Day(s) Without Injury";
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souls";
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Internet";
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body="Where 1995 isn't known as 1/2 a Cup";
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body="Where beating the Rags @ MSG is twice as 
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body="Where beating any team is pretty sweet";
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sammyk";
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didn't";
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body="Friesen scores... NOO NOO NOO, NO GOAL THE GOAL 
LIGHT IS NOT ON!!!";
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body="The Devils Made Us Do It";
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body="Where the Devil spends most of his day";
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body="Where our power play is just an opportunity for 
the other team to get a breakaway";
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2048";
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Larionov";
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January Choke";
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disgruntled";
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body="Still and always home of Extreme Table 
Tennis";
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body="100% Star Ledger approved site";
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some Devils fans";
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body="We're hardcore and we will not miss a 
game";
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body="Where's the Game Chat link?";
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body="Home to those who can't wait to get to South of 
the Border";
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body="Where's my free jersey?";
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body="Home of the world's only Dave Coulier 
fan";
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body="Home to El Grande";
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Marty won't even speak to me!\" - $cott Gomez";
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instead of sweaty women";
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#1";
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[thelastonealive]

That neat little box of code sure beats reloading the page a gazillion times.

I rather like "NJ evs.com, because we no longer have a D"

[sammyk]

Thanks for keeping the old ones, DM. They may be inside jokes or no longer relevant but they are part of board history!

If someone doesn't understand them they are welcome to ask.

[Devilish34]

That is a good point and I've thought about them in the past. But It is hard to have a community without personal elements... so they stay.

[DevilMinder]

Red wants Red gets.

[Masked Fan]

Red wants Red gets.