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#1 NewarkDevil5

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 02:59 PM

Win the Conn Smythe, Art Ross, Selke, and Hart.

Once he achieves those things he will be a god but not before. Until then he is a mere acolyte to the high priests.
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:06 PM

Totally Agree with you


But GOD will do it all...

After a few games you will notice how GOD is GREAT
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:09 PM

URNOTe, you attend UND? That's why you know so much about him? Does he know about you? :lol:
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:11 PM

On and off the ice....Zach is the best all-around hockey player and guy that has come from UND in a long Time...

Look at Hale....Belfour....Murray Baron....and lots of others....They were/are good....

UND is College hockey King
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:13 PM

On and off the ice....Zach is the best all-around hockey player and guy that has come from UND in a long Time...

Look at Hale....Belfour....Murray Baron....and lots of others....They were/are good....

UND is College hockey King

He is damn good... but lets see how he adjusts to NHL
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:19 PM

He may indeed be great , but can he lace 'em up and play a shift before we anoint him? :wacko:
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:28 PM

Well I understand the ND fan having anointed him already.

It's fine by me, Zach just had a knockout year... just topped with another nod as Hobey Baker finalist...

We're gonna love having this kid around.
But I take issue with him having to win ALL those things before he gets God status with me, cause so many of the boys already have it. In that aetheistic, Devil worship-type way of course...

I still can't believe he's up with us, whether he plays this week or not.
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:33 PM

In my opinion, none of the Devils has as yet ascended to Godhood except for possibly Stevens and Brodeur. For a forward to achieve Godhood is very difficult and demanding because it is the biggest pond to try and be the big fish in. Perhaps it isn't necessary for Parise to win ALL those awards before he attains that status, but certainly needs at the very least get three of four.
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:35 PM

Godhood is an entirely silly concept based on how much a person is taken by another person. No hockey player is gonna have God status.

So the silly thing is whatever a person projects it to be. NewarkDevil has a higher concept of it. Our newbie gives it to the person he's seen achieve wondrous things. And I give it to the people I get most attached too, my Devils core.

No biggie all the way around.
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:44 PM

I agree that the term is a silly one. My standards are high because if they were lower you'd have to put a level above god and I don't know if that is really possible :P
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:47 PM

so is dano just like a demi-god or something?

And Maclean... he could be the truest form of Devils god what with the fall from grace and all....
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:52 PM

do ya think parise will play this weekend i'm goin to the game sunday and i wanna see him play :evil:
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:54 PM

Dano is a prophet and MacLean is an archangel who fell from grace and has now returned to it.
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:56 PM

:lol: OK I dont know what DevilThunder is but it doesn't sound like it would smell too good THAT'S for sure! :rofl:

Welcome aboard - Yes, it would be neat to see him play. It's fun! Youngsters are exciting - remember when Gomez was like that -- all djstubbs-like excited! :P
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:58 PM

:huh: Dano a prophet... wow. That's heavy!

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 05:58 PM

devil if for the devils and thunder is from a long story with my cousins but it has to do with my favorite soda Dr. Thunder
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 06:01 PM

devil if for the devils and thunder is from a long story with my cousins but it has to do with my favorite soda Dr. Thunder

Cool name all the same!

Is Dr. Thunder like Dr. Pepper? I've never actually had it -- just seen it.
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 06:03 PM

yeah it is

I drank about 5 cans of it in 2 or 3 hours
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 06:20 PM

Win the Conn Smythe, Art Ross, Selke, and Hart.

Once he achieves those things he will be a god but not before. Until then he is a mere acolyte to the high priests.

He also has to win the Vezina, Norris, Jack Adams, Lady Byng, Masterton, Richard, King Clancy, and the Devils' "Unsung Hero" award. :P
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 06:24 PM

Heh, nah, if he pulled off all of those I'd name him Lou ;)
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