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[Elias Sports Bureau]

Here's who we have as keepers so far... Just pipe up if you'd like to light-heartedly "keep" a person, place or thing related to the Devils...

Martin Brodeur-poohbear/devsRgreat
Sergei Brylin-StarDew
Patrik Elias-Elias Sports Bureau
John Madden-Maddog
Jay Pandolfo-RD
Scott Gomez-gomersgrl
Brian Rafalski-DRafalski
Colin White-smokinscurvy/GA Devil
Jamie Langenbrunner-dallasdevil15/langsgirl
Brian Gionta-NJayDevil
Paul Martin-IAC
David Hale-FriesenKris
Erik Rasmussen-insanity_gallops
Viktor Kozlov-Mighty Grendel
Zach Parise-MissionHockey
Alex Mogilny-ESB
Vladimir Malakhov-Blueline
Sean Brown-Pepperkorn
Barry Tallackson-RD
Cam Janssen-RD
Tuomas Pihlman-count funkula
Lou Lamoriello-SueNJ97

Albany River Rats-Fidgetess
Rest of Devils prospects-Jas0nMacIsaac
Larry Robinson-Hasan4978
John MacLean-Don Whiting
Ken Daneyko-David Puddy
Scott Stevens-PK/4belle
Scott Niedermayer-IAmCanadian27/Nieda
The Crash Line-Crasher
Doug Gilmour-Sarah
Jim Dowd-redruM
Claude Lemieux-Zamode/'7'
Chris Terreri-RD/NewarkDevil5
Bruce Driver-Elias26
Steve Sullivan-Sarah
Brian Rolston-redruM
Brendan Morrison-Sarah
Joe Nieuwendyk-Nieuwy25
Krzysztof Oliwa-sheeps/RD
Tommy Albelin-sheeps
Turner Stevenson-Nieda
Jim McKenzie-jbech
Rob Skrlac-Fidgetess
Pierre Dagenais-Derek21
Slava Fetisov-koufax75
Lou's Kool-Aid-westcoastdevfan
Brodeur's Team Canada mask-expect_the_unexpected
Parise's first NHL goal-ev0lemi
Nieds' captaincy-ciyenne
Nieds' lack of haircut-David Puddy
Nieds' mother-Satans Child
McKay's playoff moustache-Mighty Grendel
Friesen's trade paperwork-redruM

Doc Emrick-Nieuwy25
Chico Resch-Chico is God/Chico
Matt Loughlin-sheeps
Stan Fischler-Derek21
Don Cherry-Z-Man
Bill Murray-KYdevil
Babies placed in the Stanley Cup-Fidgetess
Continental Airlines Arena-djstubbs
CAA's front-row row 2-CHICO IS GOD
Section 212-213's wayward step-Devils731
Gate D smoking section-ev0lemi
List of Tonight's Scratches-NJD Jester
Kisscam-NJD Jester
Devils Ice Girls-thefiestygoat
Playing of 'Running with the Devil'-dmitri
CAA popcorn-Devs25
CAA parking bridge-NJD Jester
Newark Arena/Newark-NewarkDevil5
'Christmas Tree' jerseys-redruM
Devils colors-ev0lemi
Devils banners-Legend
Springsteen banner at CAA-El Diablo
Zamboni w/headlights-devilsfan26
The original Welcome to Hell Forum-redruM
The Jersey Devil-expect_the_unexpected
Mascots-Rowdyfan42
'04 Mercedes-Benz Score-O champ-halfsharkalligatorhalfman
Mrs. Fields cappuccino machine-CRASHER
Molson-sheeps
The Keepers-ESB

...aaaaaand... the Devils Cups: everyone but Sarah!

Edited by RD, 29 January 2006 - 06:28 PM.

[KYdevil]

Ok, It took me forever to find a decent picture of Bill Murray to use in my Avatar...hehe...now to find a decent quote for my Sig.

any suggestions?

[Elias Sports Bureau]

Ok, It took me forever to find a decent picture of Bill Murray to use in my Avatar...hehe...now to find a decent quote for my Sig.

any suggestions?

"He said, 'Oww, Bill that hurts'."

for use with any player...

Hmmm, I'm not sure which Elias quote to use. They're all gems!

[El Diablo]

Ok, It took me forever to find a decent picture of Bill Murray to use in my Avatar...hehe...now to find a decent quote for my Sig.

any suggestions?

This one is from the other Bill Murray - but I always found it hilarious
"So we finish 18 and he starts to walk off...you know tries to stiff me and say hey Dhali!! hey Llama!! How about somethin' for the effort you know? ....a little moola and says Oh there will be no money but on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness....so I got dat goin for me....which is nice!"

[Devils731]

Ok, It took me forever to find a decent picture of Bill Murray to use in my Avatar...hehe...now to find a decent quote for my Sig.

any suggestions?

This one is from the other Bill Murray - but I always found it hilarious
"So we finish 18 and he starts to walk off...you know tries to stiff me and say hey Dhali!! hey Llama!! How about somethin' for the effort you know? ....a little moola and says Oh there will be no money but on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness....so I got dat goin for me....which is nice!"

I can't tell if this is a joke or not, any help?

-Scott

[Zamode]

Wrong Bill Murray!

[El Diablo]

Wrong Bill Murray!

I said from the other Bill Murray...

[KYdevil]

Ok, It took me forever to find a decent picture of Bill Murray to use in my Avatar...hehe...now to find a decent quote for my Sig.

any suggestions?

This one is from the other Bill Murray - but I always found it hilarious
"So we finish 18 and he starts to walk off...you know tries to stiff me and say hey Dhali!! hey Llama!! How about somethin' for the effort you know? ....a little moola and says Oh there will be no money but on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness....so I got dat goin for me....which is nice!"

Caddyshack quote...Hrmmm...quoting a golf movie after the Devs got ousted in the first round just seems wrong to me....hehe

[Zamode]

Wrong Bill Murray!

I said from the other Bill Murray...

[Elias Sports Bureau]

This is a pretty good one, very memorable:

"That was something Patrik and I talked about before the first overtime," says trainer Bill Murray. "After a while, I finally got the Cup out of the locker room. I felt like a jealous wife dragging her husband out of a party. We took a limo to the hospital. It was hard to get in. I remember Jason prying those electronic doors apart. It took us a while to find Petr's room."

[KYdevil]

Very cool...thanks ESB!

[Elias Sports Bureau]

Very cool...thanks ESB!

You might wanna add "(about bringing the Cup to Petr Sykora)" or something after his name for those people not familiar with the story.

[El Diablo]

Ok, It took me forever to find a decent picture of Bill Murray to use in my Avatar...hehe...now to find a decent quote for my Sig.

any suggestions?

This one is from the other Bill Murray - but I always found it hilarious
"So we finish 18 and he starts to walk off...you know tries to stiff me and say hey Dhali!! hey Llama!! How about somethin' for the effort you know? ....a little moola and says Oh there will be no money but on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness....so I got dat goin for me....which is nice!"

Caddyshack quote...Hrmmm...quoting a golf movie after the Devs got ousted in the first round just seems wrong to me....hehe

Those boys can hit it a long way - played some rounds with them the last couple of years, Langs was by far the longest, T-Bone, Marty and Stevens no slouches, they all love Caddyshack...no disrespect intended

[NJD Jester]

I need someone to decide for me. Shall I be keeper of:

The Giants Stadium/CAA parking bridge
The Kiss-Cam

or...

The List of Tonight's Scratches

HELLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!

<JESTER>

[Elias Sports Bureau]

You could be keeper of the Devs' golf games, but that don't sound too good.

[Elias Sports Bureau]

I need someone to decide for me. Shall I be keeper of:

The Giants Stadium/CAA parking bridge
The Kiss-Cam

or...

The List of Tonight's Scratches

HELLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!

<JESTER>

Those are great choices!!!
I think you can safely take all three for now and if someone comes along who feels strongly about one of them, maybe you can part with it?

[El Diablo]

The Giants Stadium/CAA parking bridge

Would that be the current state of the art bridge or the pre-army core of engineers "cattle crossing " that one could affectionally gaze at Rt 3 through the shaking boards and where in'95 after game 4, brave souls including myself, made the trek back by climbing on its roof?

[devilsfan26]

Can I be keeper of the Zamboni with headlights? This thing always makes me ask myself a bunch of questions that keep me busy during intermission...

Why doesn't the other Zamboni have headlights? Where is it going to travel that the headlights would be needed? .......... Does it have a radio, too? Or anti-lock brakes? Air-conditioning? Side air-bags? OnStar, perhaps?

[Pepperkorn]

Why am I at the top of the list? I feel so pathetic well I'll be a better "keeper" when he returns to be kept! or something like that.

Sue can be keeper of Donna Stevens so she can kick my ass as only she can when I tread softly over that line

[Derek21]

I'd like to suggest 7' as co-keeper of Claude Lemieux with Zamode .

I'm the keeper of Kovalev. No matter how enigmatic he is, that's my favorite player. Does that count . Hey look. It's a "poohbear" .