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#1 Milky Manchester

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 02:54 PM

I need some Ranger-specific jokes/zingers to throw around. Anyone got any good ones?
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#2 eaglejelly

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 03:01 PM

I need some Ranger-specific jokes/zingers to throw around. Anyone got any good ones?


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#3 Mayday

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 05:41 PM

What do the Rangers and college students have in common?

They are both done by April


What do the NY Rangers and Titanic have in common?

They both look good until they hit the ice.


What does a high school dropout and the Rangers have in common?

They both have no goals and no prospects.
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#4 Onddeck

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 06:45 PM

What do the Rangers and college students have in common?

They are both done by April


What do the NY Rangers and Titanic have in common?

They both look good until they hit the ice.


What does a high school dropout and the Rangers have in common?

They both have no goals and no prospects.

what college students are done by april??
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Posted 01 February 2012 - 09:29 PM

what college students are done by april??


A buddy of mine who goes to Northeastern ended like the last day of April.
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#6 Onddeck

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 02:30 PM

A buddy of mine who goes to Northeastern ended like the last day of April.

that has to be like one of the few colleges ever.. haha but thats still not done "by" april
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 04:42 PM

How are the Rangers similar to most people who play the lottery? They never win anything.

Edited by MadDog2020, 02 February 2012 - 04:43 PM.

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 01:06 PM

How are the Rangers and the U.S. Army the same?
Their front lines can't shoot for crap.
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Posted 07 February 2012 - 06:54 AM

How are the Rangers and the U.S. Army the same?
Their front lines can't shoot for crap.

Fail :rolleyes:
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