I need some Ranger-specific jokes/zingers to throw around. Anyone got any good ones?
Rangers Jokes
Started by Milky Manchester, Feb 01 2012 02:54 PM
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Posted 01 February 2012 - 03:01 PM
I need some Ranger-specific jokes/zingers to throw around. Anyone got any good ones?
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Posted 01 February 2012 - 05:41 PM
What do the Rangers and college students have in common?
They are both done by April
What do the NY Rangers and Titanic have in common?
They both look good until they hit the ice.
What does a high school dropout and the Rangers have in common?
They both have no goals and no prospects.
They are both done by April
What do the NY Rangers and Titanic have in common?
They both look good until they hit the ice.
What does a high school dropout and the Rangers have in common?
They both have no goals and no prospects.
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Posted 01 February 2012 - 06:45 PM
what college students are done by april??What do the Rangers and college students have in common?
They are both done by April
What do the NY Rangers and Titanic have in common?
They both look good until they hit the ice.
What does a high school dropout and the Rangers have in common?
They both have no goals and no prospects.
Somebody's gotta be the hero... Why not me?
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Posted 01 February 2012 - 09:29 PM
what college students are done by april??
A buddy of mine who goes to Northeastern ended like the last day of April.
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 02:30 PM
that has to be like one of the few colleges ever.. haha but thats still not done "by" aprilA buddy of mine who goes to Northeastern ended like the last day of April.
Somebody's gotta be the hero... Why not me?
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 04:42 PM
How are the Rangers similar to most people who play the lottery? They never win anything.
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Posted 06 February 2012 - 01:06 PM
How are the Rangers and the U.S. Army the same?
Their front lines can't shoot for crap.
Their front lines can't shoot for crap.
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Posted 07 February 2012 - 06:54 AM
FailHow are the Rangers and the U.S. Army the same?
Their front lines can't shoot for crap.
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