Hockey Mad Libs time...everybody take a few (designate by number, please)...
1. Type Of Shoe
2. Power Tool
3. U.S. City
4. Animal (plural)
5. Adjective
6. Number
7. Noun (plural)
8. Noun (plural)
9. First Name (male)
10. Noun
11. Adjective
12. Noun
13. Number
14. Verb ending in "-ed"
15. Devils defenseman, preferably ending in "-oster"
16. Verb ending in "-ing"
17. Adjective
18. Adjective
19. Noun
20. Body part
21. NJDEVS.COM poster
TODAY'S CRYPTOGRAM:
HRX'E TS PRDGHE!
VRC, XSYSZXS!
AFNR HGNR F HRFM FZP LHSB!
Last but not least...happy f-cking birthday, Aylbert! You beautiful son of a bitch you!
GDT: New Jersey @ Toronto - 2/21/2012
Started by NJCroMag, Feb 21 2012 10:49 AM
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 10:49 AM
"A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness."
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 11:01 AM
LGD!
1. Oxford
2. band saw
3. Miami
4. penguins
5. incredible
6. 15
7. goals
8. computers
9. Michael
10. paper
11. sharp
12. cell phone
13. 4
14. walked
15. Foster
16. staring
17. emotional
18. condescending
19. gift
20. eye
21. TheParsieHope
1. Oxford
2. band saw
3. Miami
4. penguins
5. incredible
6. 15
7. goals
8. computers
9. Michael
10. paper
11. sharp
12. cell phone
13. 4
14. walked
15. Foster
16. staring
17. emotional
18. condescending
19. gift
20. eye
21. TheParsieHope
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 11:02 AM
Hockey Mad Libs time...everybody take a few (designate by number, please)...
1. Type Of Shoe
2. Power Tool
3. U.S. City
4. Animal (plural)
5. Adjective
6. Number
7. Noun (plural)
8. Noun (plural)
9. First Name (male)
10. Noun
11. Adjective
12. Noun
13. Number
14. Verb ending in "-ed"
15. Devils defenseman, preferably ending in "-oster"
16. Verb ending in "-ing"
17. Adjective
18. Adjective
19. Noun
20. Body part
21. NJDEVS.COM poster
TODAY'S CRYPTOGRAM:
HRX'E TS PRDGHE!
VRC, XSYSZXS!
AFNR HGNR F HRFM FZP LHSB!
Last but not least...happy f-cking birthday, Aylbert! You beautiful son of a bitch you!
HRX'E TS PRDGHE!
LET'S GO DEVILS!
VRC, XSYSZXS!
HEY, TORONTO!
AFNR HGNR F HRFM FZP LHSB!
MAKE LIKE A LEAF AND BLOW!
16. Hanging
Put food on my family
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 11:34 AM
Let's Go Devils!
Winner of the 2010-2011 Hobey Baker Award for Best Rookie Poster.
Official Keeper of Martin Brodeur's Ending Powerplay Whistle & KOVALtine, the drink with the shelf life of 15 years.
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 11:38 AM
There once was a hockey player named Oxford Bandsaw. He played for the Miami Penguins of the Incredible Hockey League. Every day, he spent 15 hours on the ice, working on delivering devastating goals and perfecting his deadly computers. In game seven of the Michael Cup Finals, his team found themselves down 1-0 heading into the final paper.
He tied the game on a sharp end-to-end rush, powering his cell phone-like slapshot through the goalie's four-hole. But he wasn't done.
With seconds winding down in regulation, he walked up the ice, slid the puck through the legs of Kurtis Foster, and went in alone on the staring goalie. His shot was emotional and condescending and the goalie had no chance on the shot. The puck hit the gift and dropped into the net.
His team won the championship and he was awarded the Most Valuable Player trophy, but did the classy thing and told the nearest reporter, "In my eye, I feel ThePariseHope deserves this more."
He tied the game on a sharp end-to-end rush, powering his cell phone-like slapshot through the goalie's four-hole. But he wasn't done.
With seconds winding down in regulation, he walked up the ice, slid the puck through the legs of Kurtis Foster, and went in alone on the staring goalie. His shot was emotional and condescending and the goalie had no chance on the shot. The puck hit the gift and dropped into the net.
His team won the championship and he was awarded the Most Valuable Player trophy, but did the classy thing and told the nearest reporter, "In my eye, I feel ThePariseHope deserves this more."
"A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness."
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 12:07 PM
His shot was emotional and condescending and the goalie had no chance on the shot. The puck hit the gift and dropped into the net.
hahahaha. I'm forever describing certain shots as "condescending"
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 12:29 PM
I just don't have the patience to play along.
LGD!! Keep 4th place secure! Once again this will be a tough game, in Toronto vs. a good team.
In two starts against the Leafs this season, Brodeur has a 1-1-0 record with a 3.47 GAA and .870 SV%.
In five career starts against the Devils, Gustavsson has a 3-1-0 record with a 2.65 GAA and .907 SV%.
Last 10:
Devils 8-1-1 Having won 3 in a row.
Leafs 4-5-1 Having lost their last game pretty badly to the Canucks.
I have class tonight...can someone hook it up so I can watch the game during my horrible lecture??? Pleasseeeee!!
LGD!! Keep 4th place secure! Once again this will be a tough game, in Toronto vs. a good team.
In two starts against the Leafs this season, Brodeur has a 1-1-0 record with a 3.47 GAA and .870 SV%.
In five career starts against the Devils, Gustavsson has a 3-1-0 record with a 2.65 GAA and .907 SV%.
Last 10:
Devils 8-1-1 Having won 3 in a row.
Leafs 4-5-1 Having lost their last game pretty badly to the Canucks.
I have class tonight...can someone hook it up so I can watch the game during my horrible lecture??? Pleasseeeee!!
Edited by ScoreMoreThan3, 21 February 2012 - 12:29 PM.
Respect The New Jersey Devils 30 Year History
Stanley Cups 3 (1994–95, 1999–00, 2002–03)
Conference championships 5 (1994–95, 1999–00, 2000–01, 2002–03, 2011-12)
Division championships 9 (1996–97, 1997–98, 1998–99, 2000–01, 2002–03, 2005–06, 2006–07, 2008–09, 2009–10)
Stanley Cups 3 (1994–95, 1999–00, 2002–03)
Conference championships 5 (1994–95, 1999–00, 2000–01, 2002–03, 2011-12)
Division championships 9 (1996–97, 1997–98, 1998–99, 2000–01, 2002–03, 2005–06, 2006–07, 2008–09, 2009–10)
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 12:32 PM
I'm sexy and I know it.Last but not least...happy f-cking birthday, Aylbert! You beautiful son of a bitch you!
1. Pennyloafer
2. Drill
3. Sandusky, OH
4. Red Tail Hawks
5. Ghoulish
6. 23
7. Pucks
8. Bottles
9. Nikolai
10. Camera
11. Broken
12. Keyboard
13. 28
14. Fvcked
15. Corey Foster (2GP in 88-89, 0pts,
) 16. Probing
17. Amazing
18. Ridiculous
19. Pogo Stick
20. Sphincter
21. Pepperkorn
Edited by aylbert, 21 February 2012 - 12:37 PM.
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 12:35 PM
Oops, I'm sorry guys, I guess don't know how to read. Didn't mean to take all of them. Sorry to ruin all the fun!
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 01:22 PM
TG reports Salvador and A-Train will play tonight, for "sh!ts and giggles". Ok maybe he didn't say the latter..
Put food on my family
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 01:33 PM
Foster isnt playing... the 2 pts are OURS!!! OOUUUUUUURRRRSSSSSSS !!!!!
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Who is it gonna be?
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 01:56 PM
Let's go devils!!!
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 02:20 PM
I seriously hate the leafs and please beat them regardless it is a SO win or regulation win. Hopefully, the leafs blow their lead and give up the GWG on a controversial call that pisses the laughers or their goal is waved off for whatever reason.
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 02:43 PM
TG reports Salvador and A-Train will play tonight, for "sh!ts and giggles". Ok maybe he didn't say the latter..
Why so serious?
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 03:07 PM
Go DEVILS!!
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 03:21 PM
Let's Go DEVILS!!!!!
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 03:27 PM
Let's go boys!! Add 2 more points on the season
Somebody's gotta be the hero... Why not me?
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