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Maybe if Parise leaves, we can get Patrick Kane
Started by Risky, May 11 2012 11:13 AM
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Posted 11 May 2012 - 11:13 AM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder
of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in the rain.
of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in the rain.
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Posted 11 May 2012 - 11:14 AM
Well his lifestyle is definitely awesome.
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Posted 11 May 2012 - 11:21 AM
Why are you wasting time talking about what ifs when we are in the middle Cup run???
Can we save these types of fantasy hockey threads until AFTER the season ends???
Can we save these types of fantasy hockey threads until AFTER the season ends???
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Socialism is no more impractical than capitalism - either in their purest form are ridiculous, unachievable ideals. A healthy society requires healthy doses of both.
Socialism is no more impractical than capitalism - either in their purest form are ridiculous, unachievable ideals. A healthy society requires healthy doses of both.
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Posted 11 May 2012 - 11:37 AM
Why are you wasting time talking about what ifs when we are in the middle Cup run???
Can we save these types of fantasy hockey threads until AFTER the season ends???
I think this thread flew a little over your head. Its not serious.
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Posted 11 May 2012 - 12:14 PM
That was the picture I got of him... When he walked in I asked him who he thought would win the NYR game (was there with a few other fans).. he was wasted and being a sarcastic dick, could tell he said capitals would win only after looking at my nyr shirt, i asked him what he thought of Henrik Lundqvist and he said sarcastically that hes not that great and hes decent. He was asked by another fan why he was hating on Henrik. Kane asked the Rangers fan if he would suck Henrik's **** and made the motion with his hand at which point i told him there was a reason we (the rangers) were still on TV and he wasn't, he kissed a bottle of beer as if to kiss the stanley cup and i told him to enjoy golfing and left.
Ironically, I now no longer hate Patrick Kane.
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Posted 11 May 2012 - 12:35 PM
lol...in his defense he grew up a buffalo fan
"The $297,297 Kovalchuk missed today is money he will never, ever get back. And the more cheques he misses, the better the deal is going to have to be for the players to justify him sitting out. And unlike the owners, the players can direct their leadership to get a deal done regardless of how disadvantageous it is to them."
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Posted 11 May 2012 - 02:52 PM
In general, besides the choking, he didn't seem like a terrible guy
uhh, yeah...
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Posted 11 May 2012 - 03:01 PM
my guess is lou wont like this type of player...the whole choking thing
"The $297,297 Kovalchuk missed today is money he will never, ever get back. And the more cheques he misses, the better the deal is going to have to be for the players to justify him sitting out. And unlike the owners, the players can direct their leadership to get a deal done regardless of how disadvantageous it is to them."
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Posted 11 May 2012 - 08:14 PM
Zee hockey player?
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Posted 11 May 2012 - 08:53 PM
Patrick Kane. The hockey player?
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Posted 11 May 2012 - 08:55 PM
Idea: If the Devils play the Blackhawks at home next season, can we all start a "PEGGY! PEGGY! PEGGY!" chant at some point?
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Posted 12 May 2012 - 12:20 AM
Haha something about reading all those accounts made it seem like he was the amazing spiderman or something. I don't know exactly how to describe it.
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 08:52 PM
Peggy: Patrick, how do you score from the left side?
Patrick: Well, first Patrick Kane has to choke a bitch, then a little juke, a little fake, and you're in!
Patrick: Well, first Patrick Kane has to choke a bitch, then a little juke, a little fake, and you're in!
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 10:01 PM
Peggy: Patrick, how do you score from the left side?
Patrick: Well, first Patrick Kane has to choke a bitch, then a little juke, a little fake, and you're in!
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Posted 15 May 2012 - 12:03 PM
Peggy: Patrick, how do you score from the left side?
Patrick: Well, first Patrick Kane has to choke a bitch, then a little juke, a little fake, and you're in!
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Posted 16 May 2012 - 12:16 PM
That was just awesome...Peggy Peggy Peggy!
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