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"Rangers and the NHL Playoffs Made Easy"

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#1 DJ Eco

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 05:23 PM

The Knicks have been mercifully eliminated from the N.B.A. playoffs. The Yankees have not yet reached the trading-minor-leaguers-for-Joey-Votto deadline. Football is months away, and Tim Tebow is working out with the Jets’ punting unit.

It is time, in other words, for casual fans to jump on the Rangers’ bandwagon.

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#2 justdo3043



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Posted 15 May 2012 - 05:35 PM

this is awesome and i know just the guy at work to give this too
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"The $297,297 Kovalchuk missed today is money he will never, ever get back. And the more cheques he misses, the better the deal is going to have to be for the players to justify him sitting out. And unlike the owners, the players can direct their leadership to get a deal done regardless of how disadvantageous it is to them."

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 07:41 PM

That's amazing.
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Posted 15 May 2012 - 07:42 PM

Follow that writer.. The man has a fantastic sense of humor
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Posted 15 May 2012 - 09:22 PM

“You killed my sensei at the Temple of the Hidden Wind, Stu Bickel. You are without honor!”

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 10:47 PM

Funniest hockey article in a long time, thanks for posting.

My only quibble was with this line:

"These new rules make the game safer, but of course, hockey remains the only sport in which a full-on fistfight is an accepted part of the game."

Clearly he has never even heard of the sport lacrosse.

Both of the professional sports born in Canada allow bare knuckle boxing, unlike any other professional sport in the world (if you don't count Irish Traveler fights like in this delightful documentary http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1606259/ )
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Posted 15 May 2012 - 10:57 PM

Haha great article
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Posted 16 May 2012 - 06:29 AM

So fitting, I have been listening to an insane amount of sh!t talking from people that became fans 2 days before the series started!
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Posted 16 May 2012 - 08:46 AM

Thanks for posting......I needed a good laugh and that article provided quite a few !

Lets Go Devils!
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Posted 16 May 2012 - 08:56 AM

Funny read, but needs more '94.
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