Well I've though some more and here's some more:
White: I think he'd be quite shy. He's a big boy and I don't think he quite knows what to do with his body yet. I mean, he strikes me as still being very...not innocent but inexperienced so he'd probably stick to good ol' vanilla and not try anything adventurous. Wham bam roll over.
Rafalski: he kinda remonds me of cross between Eminem and the Shapeshifter from Star Trek (sorry, if you read this Raffy) so I don't feel at all attracted to him but I reckon he'd be OK. Average. Nothing to write home about. The kind that you just shrug and say 'OK that was nice'. Nice is not a good word to describe sex.
Elias: I think he'd be a lot of fun. The guy's almost Eastern European, that makes him almost Russian which makes him a kinky perv...I think of all the guys he'd be the most adventurous and fun with it.
Nieds: I think skill and stamina wise he'd be amazing and would take you to heaven and back but he wouldn't connect emotionally so there'd always be something, not missing, but amiss. It would be like your having the orgasm of your life but there's part of your brain that just knows that he's thinking about something else. I think he could be quite kinky too. The quiet ones always are, but perhaps kinky in a vaguely discomfitting way.
Arnott: not really a Devil but hey...I think he'd be very arrogant. One of those men who thinks that since they provide the outy-bit, its up to you to get pleasure from it.
Gionta: jeez. He's not even legal is he?
Martin'n'Hale ('cos they're one entity in my mind): I think they'd be the guys that you lose your virginiy with. Fun and a good memory but nothing to blow your socks off.
Another one primarily for the ladies...
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Posted 02 June 2004 - 01:52 PM
guys... we're like puckbunnie scouts... this is really pathetic 
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Posted 02 June 2004 - 01:59 PM
CIYENNE! I hadn't even boinked when I was your age young lady! I could talk like I had but I hadn't even really done ANYTHING aside from a little teeny bit of making out. I hadn't even seen a naked man! I just had better things to do at that point in time.Gionta: jeez. He's not even legal is he?
Martin'n'Hale ('cos they're one entity in my mind): I think they'd be the guys that you lose your virginiy with. Fun and a good memory but nothing to blow your socks off.
I was always sort of jealous of people that had the time to date and go steady with someone and stuff.
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Posted 02 June 2004 - 02:00 PM
Well, sex is the number one instinct of the modern world. It's only natural.
We're obviously not getting enough.
We're obviously not getting enough.
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Posted 02 June 2004 - 02:25 PM
hey i think ciy is of legal age 
.. but anyway
did you just called Brian Rafalski an ODO look-alike !?!?!?
wow.. that's nutty
no wonder I can't match up reading this freaking thread 
.. but anywaydid you just called Brian Rafalski an ODO look-alike !?!?!?
wow.. that's nutty
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Can you ever really get enough sex? Okay maybe you can get sex, but really good sex?Well, sex is the number one instinct of the modern world. It's only natural.
We're obviously not getting enough.
I could never fault Marty for his affair. He's paying through the nose for it I'm sure. Sometimes unless you cheat your spouse just doesn't get the message that it's over.
I think everyone will have at least one extramarital affair in their lifetime. 
I think Neids would be great. He has such finesse, and great moves. If what he does on the ice translates into the bedroom, pure bliss.
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I think everyone will have at least one extramarital affair in their lifetime.
ummmm . . . . . not exactly. I hope your smiley indicated that you're kidding about that.
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Posted 02 June 2004 - 05:18 PM
Have been legal for 2 and a half years nowhey i think ciy is of legal age
did you just called Brian Rafalski an ODO look-alike !?!?!?
wow.. that's nuttyno wonder I can't match up reading this freaking thread
If I lived in the Netherlands, I'd have been legal for way longer.
Is that what his name is? Odo?
Well it's just that Odo always seems kinda featureless and smooth and sometimese I look at Raffy and he just seems to merge so...
PK: I saw my first naked man when I was 9. It was emotionally scarring. Friends' fathers should not walk around naked!
Nieds...finesse...kinky bugger!
He probably has whips and chains and stuff.
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ciy.. yes his name is Odo, DS-9 was one of my favorite of the Star Trek shows
.. gotta love int'l law though
the person walking around naked sounds like something that happens upstairs in this
building.. and some grumpy lady was SCREAMING at him in the halls for it... I think
she was just pissy that she hadn't seen one in 40 years
*makes me glad I am on the first floor*
.. gotta love int'l law though
the person walking around naked sounds like something that happens upstairs in this
building.. and some grumpy lady was SCREAMING at him in the halls for it... I think
she was just pissy that she hadn't seen one in 40 years
*makes me glad I am on the first floor*
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Posted 02 June 2004 - 05:31 PM
I got used to the nudity after a while.
Yeah Odo rings a few bells.
Hehehe, just had a mental scenario of the Devs as a Star Trek crew.
Yeah Odo rings a few bells.
Hehehe, just had a mental scenario of the Devs as a Star Trek crew.
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I wish the lady upstairs would... I got tired of the late night running down the halls of
her yelling... I SAW YOUR *rooster* (well not really )... my granddaughter saw it too !!!
(one day i am gonna yell back AND I'M SURE IT WASN"T THE ONLY ONE SHE'S SEEN !!!)
my luck the granddaughter is like TEN... but it will shut her up
her yelling... I SAW YOUR *rooster* (well not really
)... my granddaughter saw it too !!! (one day i am gonna yell back AND I'M SURE IT WASN"T THE ONLY ONE SHE'S SEEN !!!)
my luck the granddaughter is like TEN... but it will shut her up
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Kidnap her and send her to a nudist beach.
I saw the man with the world's smallest pecker on a nudist beach once ( I wasn't nude btw). Tiny. Like a peanut.
I saw the man with the world's smallest pecker on a nudist beach once ( I wasn't nude btw). Tiny. Like a peanut.
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(now it sounds like the movie euro trip !!)
but isn't that cheating.. beating dressed on a nude beach ?
but isn't that cheating.. beating dressed on a nude beach ?
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I wandered onto it by accident. It was like one minute people were wearingclothes and then I went round this rock and OMG they were naked. Then I had stay and just watch. I wasn't gonna strip- there were sleazy Spanish men around.
Maybe next time.
Maybe next time.
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*lol*
this whole naked beach thing reminds me of the movie Euro Trip
this whole naked beach thing reminds me of the movie Euro Trip
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I saw the man with the world's smallest pecker on a nudist beach once ( I wasn't nude btw). Tiny. Like a peanut.
That visual is repulsive and alarming at the same time! When I read it I thought of the South Park episode or in the movie (not sure which) where they show Bin Laden's pecker and they keep magnifying it until you can see it
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I don't know about any of the other Devils, but to me sex with Jamie means snuggling in an eggshell-white bedroom early in the morning, wrapped in a fluffy white comforter, a gentle playful union with not a hint of darkness. And then afterwards, the kids knock on the door.
But Jamie and "in the butt" sex? Uh...I don't think you guys want to know!
But Jamie and "in the butt" sex? Uh...I don't think you guys want to know!
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That's such an attractive image.I don't know about any of the other Devils, but to me sex with Jamie means snuggling in an eggshell-white bedroom early in the morning, wrapped in a fluffy white comforter, a gentle playful union with not a hint of darkness.
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Posted 03 June 2004 - 11:08 AM
but isn't that cheating.. beating dressed on a nude beach ?
Freudian slip there dude?My husband and I wandered on to the nude section of Jones Beach walking to the Lighthouse... The whole time we were teasing each other to strip - it was very fun! but...then we went by this shortish kind of chubby balding hippy looking old guy grimacing and running out of the freezing water... the dude was a freaking donkey schlong! It was gross even, flubbing around in all it's glory! If you factor in shrinkage
I really think we stopped dead in our tracks and our jaws dropped -- Needless to say my husband responded with "well - no sense getting naked now -- there's no competing with THAT!"
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Posted 03 June 2004 - 11:09 AM
See? Sounds like husband sex to me!That's such an attractive image.I don't know about any of the other Devils, but to me sex with Jamie means snuggling in an eggshell-white bedroom early in the morning, wrapped in a fluffy white comforter, a gentle playful union with not a hint of darkness.
P.S. thanks for keeping Derian out of this thread KitKat
Edited by Pepperkorn, 03 June 2004 - 11:11 AM.
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