2012 Miami Dolphins Thread
#1
Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:45 PM
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#2
Posted 19 August 2012 - 12:27 PM

#3
Posted 21 August 2012 - 01:55 PM
I wonder if this is a mistake setting him loose against a top-10 defense (I think they'll miss Ryans and Williams, but they will still be a very good defense) as his first game, but if we're going to start a rookie, this is the year...the schedule after Houston is pretty light; our next truly brutal opponent is Week 13 vs NE and the Jets, Patriots, 9ers, and Texans are really the only defenses of substance on the docket.
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#4
Posted 21 August 2012 - 02:52 PM
Edited by nmigliore, 21 August 2012 - 02:58 PM.
LETS GO DEVILS
- Jim Leyland"Take all that clubhouse [expletive] and all that, throw it out the window. Every writer in the country has been writing about that [expletive] for years. Chemistry don't mean [expletive]."
#5
Posted 21 August 2012 - 04:03 PM
Ireland is more maddening by the second. Amazing that a guy complains about having only 3s, 4s, and 5s at wide receiver when he gave away Marshall for nothing.
Re Philbin: however good he might be, as the saying goes, you can't make chicken salad out of chickensh!t.

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#6
Posted 27 August 2012 - 10:45 AM
This franchise is such a joke. The Ireland and Parcells brain trust has completely wasted the past five years. It's like being stuck in the Lincoln Tunnel behind a jack-knifed tractor trailer. I'd say we have at least five years of Browns like futility before seeing the light of day.
My other prediction is that Tannehill will be cut or traded for a fourth round draft pick after next season.

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#7
Posted 09 September 2012 - 03:38 PM

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#8
Posted 10 September 2012 - 08:51 AM
In off-the-field news, Ireland may be in serious trouble if this team belly-flops.
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#9
Posted 10 September 2012 - 10:05 AM
The on-the-field results were somewhat expected, albeit sad that Tannehill struggled so much. On the plus side, we did a good job holding their running game to under 100 yards...our defense still looks legit enough, but they're not going to win games for us.
In off-the-field news, Ireland may be in serious trouble if this team belly-flops.
As it stands now, firing Ireland is besides the point. The team is bad now, and lacks the talent to see any significant improvement in the near future. If you do bring in a new GM, whoever it is, unless he's extremely ballsy, has to let Tannehill play for at least another year. So you might as well let Ireland and Philbin stick around until it's clear that Tannehill is a bust (which I predict he will be). Unfortunately, most QBs are given two or three years before that decision is made, especially when the QB is a top ten pick. In the meantime, maybe we'll get extremely lucky and hit paydirt with a stud wide receiver like Calvin Johnson and an elite TE. Again, a hope and a prayer is not a good way to run a franchise, but unfortunately that's all the Dolphins have at the moment.

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#10
Posted 17 September 2012 - 12:44 PM
#11
Posted 17 September 2012 - 01:06 PM

#12
Posted 17 September 2012 - 01:28 PM
EDIT: I find it remarkable that Miami has a chance to be first place in the AFC East after next week.
Edited by Beezer34, 17 September 2012 - 01:30 PM.
"...quicker than Esa Tikkanen's tenure with the New Jersey Devils." -Brian Duff (regarding Ted Saskin's NHLPA authority) 
#13
Posted 17 September 2012 - 02:08 PM
Yeah its crazy to think, but there's a realistic chance it could happen with New England having to play at Baltimore this week. I just want to see Tannehill improve a little each week. He's gonna have his bad moments- all rookie QB's (not named RG3) do. But the fact he's able to read defenses as well as he can at this point is very impressive. He's audibiled to the correct play at the line one more than one occasion these first two games. It helps that this is the offense he ran in college too. Its been a while since we've had a meaningful win though, and that one was sweet. I'm savoring it today. Huge game for both the Fins and Jets on Sunday. Can't wait.I thought Tannehill looked solid inperticular yesterday. 200 yrds, 1 TD, no picks, 60% comp. and a QB rating over 90. If the Dolphins set him up to have those type of numbers every week, they may surprise teams this season. He wasn't "great".. but he was responsible, and that's all they should ask him to be this year.
EDIT: I find it remarkable that Miami has a chance to be first place in the AFC East after next week.

#14
Posted 23 September 2012 - 01:57 PM
I wonder how far a few extra IQ points on our coaching staff and players could get us.
Dolphins suck.

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#15
Posted 23 September 2012 - 02:05 PM
Whoever didn't call just to take a knee at the end of half should be fired immediately.
I wonder how far a few extra IQ points on our coaching staff and players could get us.
Dolphins suck.
Or even just put Miller or Thomas in for that run. This is a horrendous football game, both teams are doing their damndest to give it away.
The New Jersey Devils win Stanley Cups everywhere:
-NHL record for most road wins in the playoffs - 10-1 in '95 and 10-2 in '00
-NHL record for most home wins in the playoffs - 12-1 in '03
#16
Posted 23 September 2012 - 04:01 PM
Tannehill should be benched, unless the team does not care about winning football games. He may be the worst QB I've ever seen.

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#17
Posted 23 September 2012 - 04:12 PM
Everything changed when Bush went out. If Bush stays in it's 30-10 Fish. No chance Jets win because they can't stop any elusive backs.
Jets got a lot of 2nd and 3rd chances. Got no pass rush as usual.
Sanchez was running for his life early on. But the jets somehow stemmed the tide a little bit in the 2nd half
I know you guys hate on your receivers. But I'd love Hartline. Gritty player who doesn't give up on his routes (unlike EVERY jet) and doesn't drop the easy ones (unlike EVERY jet) That was a huge clutch catch that should've led to the winning kick
Carpenter is the most overrated kicker in football.
Tannehill should be benched, unless the team does not care about winning football games. He may be the worst QB I've ever seen.
I'll show you a worse QB. The "winning" qb today
Edited by '7', 23 September 2012 - 04:11 PM.
#18
Posted 23 September 2012 - 06:59 PM
I'll show you a worse QB. The "winning" qb today
Your QB has actually done something. Ours is only here because our useless o-coordinator who got fired from a college program took his QB who never did anything in college with him.

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How do you spot risk? How do you avoid risk? And what makes it so risky?
#19
Posted 24 September 2012 - 07:57 AM
..you guys will be set up nicely over the next 4 years.
"...quicker than Esa Tikkanen's tenure with the New Jersey Devils." -Brian Duff (regarding Ted Saskin's NHLPA authority) 
#20
Posted 24 September 2012 - 11:53 AM
. Thanks Beez, appreciate that. Sorry about Revis.I was originally going to come in here and bust balls after the game yesterday.. but you guys showed alot, and I really respect your team going forward. Tannehill is a going to be a very good QB. He reads defenses well for such a young QB, and the Jets defense isn't easy to read.
..you guys will be set up nicely over the next 4 years.

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