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Evan Roberts Is Awesome
Started by Daniel, Jan 23 2013 12:41 PM
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:25 PM
I have said this before and I'll. say it again. And again, I'm trying to say this without bias: Ranger fans, per fan, are the least intelligent hockey fans in the NHL. Most of their fans are corporate folks who have free tickets, or the casual dummy who want to hop on the I'm a New Yawker love fest bandwagon.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 04:53 PM
Lol some guy asked francessa how many push-ups he can do
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 04:58 PM
Lol some guy asked francessa how many push-ups he can do
wait a minute...wait a minute...ok? you wanna know..wait a minute...so you waited on hold...how many push ups i can do? so this guy...i dont get this...this guy waited on hold ok...waited on hold...for how many minutes? wait a minute...how many mink? he waited on hold, ok, to ask me...how many push ups i can do?
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 05:02 PM
I literally couldn't breathe after hearing that. I was laughing so hardwait a minute...wait a minute...ok? you wanna know..wait a minute...so you waited on hold...how many push ups i can do? so this guy...i dont get this...this guy waited on hold ok...waited on hold...for how many minutes? wait a minute...how many mink? he waited on hold, ok, to ask me...how many push ups i can do?
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 05:03 PM
wait a minute...wait a minute...ok? you wanna know..wait a minute...so you waited on hold...how many push ups i can do? so this guy...i dont get this...this guy waited on hold ok...waited on hold...for how many minutes? wait a minute...how many mink? he waited on hold, ok, to ask me...how many push ups i can do?
You forgot "Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh...this idea, that someone would wait on hold to want to knooooow how many push-ups can I do...you know, the pressure that comes with that, OK? That's ee-naw-mous..."
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Even when Marty comes back maybe Larry should put Clemmensen to be on the goal during the shootouts.
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It's easy to support a great player when he's playing at his very best. It takes a true fan to support that same player during those rare moments and stretches when he's not. Babe Ruth went 0-4 some games, and sometimes Wayne Gretzky was held pointless. There may be such a thing as greatness, but no such thing as absolute perfection every single night.
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[Mark Messier]: A big, bald attention whore with a stupid Easter Island-lookin face. - from who else? DaneykoIsGod!
Even when Marty comes back maybe Larry should put Clemmensen to be on the goal during the shootouts.
Can the coach do that ? Switch the goalies 5 seconds to go in overtime? - Most priceless quote ever posted on a message board.
Martin Brodeur: THE MOST ALL-TIME WINS!, 12 straight seasons of 30+ wins, 3 Stanley Cups, 4 Vezina Trophies, and zero respect from too many so-called Devils "fans" who are either too young or too bandwagon to remember the much darker days of Sean Burke, Craig Billington, Bob Sauve, Alain Chevrier, and the talented but overwhelmed Chico Resch, among many others.
It's easy to support a great player when he's playing at his very best. It takes a true fan to support that same player during those rare moments and stretches when he's not. Babe Ruth went 0-4 some games, and sometimes Wayne Gretzky was held pointless. There may be such a thing as greatness, but no such thing as absolute perfection every single night.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 05:08 PM
One of my students kept trying to talk sh!t with me, saying Marty choked, so I snapped and said how many cups has he won? How many fvcking cups has your guy won? So dumbass said yeah, but he sucks now, so I said who won last year, so he came back with yeah, he still sucks. Then started yelling Marrrtyyy, so I cursed him out. I'm gonna get fired because of Rangers' fans stupidity. Only good part was a cool Rags fan in the class telling him to shut up cause he didn't know anything.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 05:09 PM
Lol some guy asked francessa how many push-ups he can do
Not as great as this guy. He still manages to get through the screeners every so often.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 05:52 PM
Lets not find out!Hey, if the Rangers win the Cup this year, is it only half a cup? I mean, I'm just using their logic (and I use that term very loosely when it comes to Ranger fans) here lol. I mean, they all went out of their way to discredit the '95 Cup, so I'm wondering if that would be the case if they won this year. My guess is they'd be changing their tune on that real quick.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 06:22 PM
. This little a$$hole is one of your students? Easy- fail him.One of my students kept trying to talk sh!t with me, saying Marty choked, so I snapped and said how many cups has he won? How many fvcking cups has your guy won? So dumbass said yeah, but he sucks now, so I said who won last year, so he came back with yeah, he still sucks. Then started yelling Marrrtyyy, so I cursed him out. I'm gonna get fired because of Rangers' fans stupidity. Only good part was a cool Rags fan in the class telling him to shut up cause he didn't know anything.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 06:32 PM
One of my students kept trying to talk sh!t with me, saying Marty choked, so I snapped and said how many cups has he won? How many fvcking cups has your guy won? So dumbass said yeah, but he sucks now, so I said who won last year, so he came back with yeah, he still sucks. Then started yelling Marrrtyyy, so I cursed him out. I'm gonna get fired because of Rangers' fans stupidity. Only good part was a cool Rags fan in the class telling him to shut up cause he didn't know anything.
Hahaha just fail the kid
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 08:24 PM
. This little a$$hole is one of your students? Easy- fail him.
Tempting, but he's a good kid when not talking about hockey. I swear the Rags have the magical ability to make ordinary people insufferable douches.
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You don't turn this around in a couple shifts. Its going to take a little time, but I know the guys will come back. Because I can see it. -- Jacques Lemaire
You don't turn this around in a couple shifts. Its going to take a little time, but I know the guys will come back. Because I can see it. -- Jacques Lemaire
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 11:53 AM
Get Radio Raheem and go back there and start some sh!t, man.
Yeah man, burn down Danny Aiello's stupid pizza place!
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 02:49 PM
On topic with dumb rangers fans; I had one a couple weeks ago try to tell me that brodeur played his best hockey while he was on the avalanche. I told him brodeur has always been a devil and he said he was sure that he started his career with Colorado.
That's Ranger-speak for trying to say that Patrick Roy was better than Brodeur. Rangers fans don't know player names, team names, or the general spectrum of events that happened after 1994, under which falls the Avalanche's expansion into the league.
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