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#61 devlman

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:25 PM

I have said this before and I'll. say it again. And again, I'm trying to say this without bias: Ranger fans, per fan, are the least intelligent hockey fans in the NHL. Most of their fans are corporate folks who have free tickets, or the casual dummy who want to hop on the I'm a New Yawker love fest bandwagon.

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#62 SMantzas

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 04:53 PM

Lol some guy asked francessa how many push-ups he can do
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 04:58 PM

Lol some guy asked francessa how many push-ups he can do


wait a minute...wait a minute...ok? you wanna know..wait a minute...so you waited on hold...how many push ups i can do? so this guy...i dont get this...this guy waited on hold ok...waited on hold...for how many minutes? wait a minute...how many mink? he waited on hold, ok, to ask me...how many push ups i can do?

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#64 SMantzas

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 05:02 PM

wait a minute...wait a minute...ok? you wanna know..wait a minute...so you waited on hold...how many push ups i can do? so this guy...i dont get this...this guy waited on hold ok...waited on hold...for how many minutes? wait a minute...how many mink? he waited on hold, ok, to ask me...how many push ups i can do?

I literally couldn't breathe after hearing that. I was laughing so hard
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 05:03 PM

wait a minute...wait a minute...ok? you wanna know..wait a minute...so you waited on hold...how many push ups i can do? so this guy...i dont get this...this guy waited on hold ok...waited on hold...for how many minutes? wait a minute...how many mink? he waited on hold, ok, to ask me...how many push ups i can do?


You forgot "Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh...this idea, that someone would wait on hold to want to knooooow how many push-ups can I do...you know, the pressure that comes with that, OK? That's ee-naw-mous..."
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 05:08 PM

One of my students kept trying to talk sh!t with me, saying Marty choked, so I snapped and said how many cups has he won? How many fvcking cups has your guy won? So dumbass said yeah, but he sucks now, so I said who won last year, so he came back with yeah, he still sucks. Then started yelling Marrrtyyy, so I cursed him out. I'm gonna get fired because of Rangers' fans stupidity. Only good part was a cool Rags fan in the class telling him to shut up cause he didn't know anything.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 05:09 PM

Lol some guy asked francessa how many push-ups he can do


Not as great as this guy. He still manages to get through the screeners every so often.


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Posted 31 January 2013 - 05:52 PM

Hey, if the Rangers win the Cup this year, is it only half a cup? I mean, I'm just using their logic (and I use that term very loosely when it comes to Ranger fans) here lol. I mean, they all went out of their way to discredit the '95 Cup, so I'm wondering if that would be the case if they won this year. My guess is they'd be changing their tune on that real quick.

Lets not find out!

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 06:22 PM

One of my students kept trying to talk sh!t with me, saying Marty choked, so I snapped and said how many cups has he won? How many fvcking cups has your guy won? So dumbass said yeah, but he sucks now, so I said who won last year, so he came back with yeah, he still sucks. Then started yelling Marrrtyyy, so I cursed him out. I'm gonna get fired because of Rangers' fans stupidity. Only good part was a cool Rags fan in the class telling him to shut up cause he didn't know anything.

. This little a$$hole is one of your students? Easy- fail him.


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Posted 31 January 2013 - 06:32 PM

One of my students kept trying to talk sh!t with me, saying Marty choked, so I snapped and said how many cups has he won? How many fvcking cups has your guy won? So dumbass said yeah, but he sucks now, so I said who won last year, so he came back with yeah, he still sucks. Then started yelling Marrrtyyy, so I cursed him out. I'm gonna get fired because of Rangers' fans stupidity. Only good part was a cool Rags fan in the class telling him to shut up cause he didn't know anything.


Hahaha just fail the kid
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 08:24 PM

. This little a$$hole is one of your students? Easy- fail him.


Tempting, but he's a good kid when not talking about hockey. I swear the Rags have the magical ability to make ordinary people insufferable douches.
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 11:53 AM

Get Radio Raheem and go back there and start some sh!t, man.


Yeah man, burn down Danny Aiello's stupid pizza place!
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 02:49 PM

On topic with dumb rangers fans; I had one a couple weeks ago try to tell me that brodeur played his best hockey while he was on the avalanche. I told him brodeur has always been a devil and he said he was sure that he started his career with Colorado.



That's Ranger-speak for trying to say that Patrick Roy was better than Brodeur. Rangers fans don't know player names, team names, or the general spectrum of events that happened after 1994, under which falls the Avalanche's expansion into the league.
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