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#21 cgb6397

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 10:08 AM

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 10:09 AM

How kind of Lou to give us nothing to talk about!


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 10:11 AM


(Lou gets to te podium, holding a manila envelope and opens it. He then puts on his reading glasses and starts to read the paper he pulled from the envelope)


Lou: "In the case of Anthony Brodeur, you are NOT going to the NHL this year!"


(Anthony then runs off the stage to the left crying hysterically)

the effort was there but the material of your joke was way below average lol
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Posted 17 July 2013 - 10:15 AM

the effort was there but the material of your joke was way below average lol

 

lol I figured it was worth a shot but I will admit it was not my best.


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 10:19 AM

From your first line i expected to then read:

 

"After calculating the estimates from various orange producing states, we have concluded the following...the cold winter has apparently not effected the orange harvest"

 

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And yes, I'm still bitter that over 75% of the board has no idea what this reference is.

Shall we bet $1 on that line?


lol I figured it was worth a shot but I will admit it was not my best.

 

Agreed.    Setup had my expectations high...  but it required Sundstrom to bail you out :)


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 10:22 AM

Shall we bet $1 on that line?


 

Agreed.    Setup had my expectations high...  but it required Sundstrom to bail you out :)

 

 

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 10:23 AM

From your first line i expected to then read:

"After calculating the estimates from various orange producing states, we have concluded the following...the cold winter has apparently not effected the orange harvest"

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And yes, I'm still bitter that over 75% of the board has no idea what this reference is.


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 10:24 AM

Shall we bet $1 on that line?


 

Agreed.    Setup had my expectations high...  but it required Sundstrom to bail you out :)

 

no - google will help too many people. we had this conversation before: http://www.njdevs.co...hy#entry1002353


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 10:26 AM

 

(Lou gets to te podium, holding a manila envelope and opens it.  He then puts on his reading glasses and starts to read the paper he pulled from the envelope)

 

Lou: "In the case of Anthony Brodeur, you are NOT going to the NHL this year!"

 

(Anthony then runs off the stage to the left crying hysterically)

 

 

In the case of Anthony Brodeur...Marty, you are NOT the father!

 

I have to admit, on the very rare occasions I'm home sick (pretty much never) and am channel-surfing, as trashy and painful as that kind of TV is, I can't turn my eyes away from that sh!t.  The reaction of the woman who SWEARS that she's never been with anyone else other than the man who's she saying is the father and is then exposed for being a liar and anything else you want to call her...trainwreck TV at its most brutal. 


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 10:33 AM

In the case of Anthony Brodeur...Marty, you are NOT the father!

 

I have to admit, on the very rare occasions I'm home sick (pretty much never) and am channel-surfing, as trashy and painful as that kind of TV is, I can't turn my eyes away from that sh!t.  The reaction of the woman who SWEARS that she's never been with anyone else other than the man who's she saying is the father and is then exposed for being a liar and anything else you want to call her...trainwreck TV at its most brutal. 

 

Science can narrow down to a very small timeframe the date of conception.  The fact that I see episodes where a woman is on for the 4th time with 3-5 more men and this group is #'s 16-20 to be tested is unbelievable.

 

The fact that the only two talk shows left being Maury and Jerry Springer speaks volumes of what can survive in the daytime TV landscape these days.


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 10:49 AM

In the case of Anthony Brodeur...Marty, you are NOT the father!

 

I have to admit, on the very rare occasions I'm home sick (pretty much never) and am channel-surfing, as trashy and painful as that kind of TV is, I can't turn my eyes away from that sh!t.  The reaction of the woman who SWEARS that she's never been with anyone else other than the man who's she saying is the father and is then exposed for being a liar and anything else you want to call her...trainwreck TV at its most brutal. 

 

 


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 11:06 AM

I think you guys might of misunderstood what happen I don't think the first practice is over and Lou said he was going to speak after the first practice


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 11:11 AM

I think you guys might of misunderstood what happen I don't think the first practice is over and Lou said he was going to speak after the first practice

 

First practice was over a while ago.  These don't last three hours at a time. 


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 11:30 AM

From what I am hearing: Joesfson has signed and Lou is near signing Henrique, but its not official yet.  Which maybe the delay.


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 11:49 AM

From what I am hearing: Joesfson has signed and Lou is near signing Henrique, but its not official yet.  Which maybe the delay.

As long as it's "imminent" it's fine by me!


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 02:25 PM

Trading Places?

 

Ding Ding!!  That movie was great!  "Get the fvck out!" - what I want to say everytime my wife has her friends and their kids over my house.

 

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 07:27 AM

Trading Places >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Coming to America


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