Oh my gosh best worst dream. I had the best time talking and goofing around with Jagr. But then something happened and he decided he had to kill me with a straight razor. I swore I'd never say anything and he said he thought I was great but just couldn't trust me. But then he all of a sudden let me run.
It was so hard because I didn't have my own complete buy in that I was running for my life. And he had such long legs and ran sooo fast. I jumped down stairs and he could jump more and gain on me. Boy it sucked. And I liked him so much I just didn't understand why he felt like he had to kill me
Then I woke up.
You see, in your dream, you represent Jagr's former Atlantic Division teams: the Penguins, Rangers, and Flyers. The talking and goofing represent the good times he had with those teams. The moment he pulled the straight razor was the moment he signed with the Devils, you see. Him chasing you down with impeccable speed and determination represent the sheer and utter dominance he will display this year as he hunts down his new Metro Division foes. This dream is a good thing.
But, for the sake of your mental health, you may need to exorcise this dream demon. Here's what you do: Go to your bathroom, light four candles, look in the mirror, and say "Scotty Stevens" four times in rapid succession. Summoning the mighty and powerful Stevensbeast has been known to give people horrendous, brain-rattling concussions, but it might be just what you need in order to blast Jagr and his straight razor from your unconscious psyche.