Posted 10 October 2013 - 07:57 AM
I like the Carrie Brownstein commercial.
Agreed on the Coors Light.
I hate the DirecTV commercial where the guy's moving and his lazy, deadbeat friend (who owes him $500) gives him a bunch of tips about how to save money on his DirecTV and then goes (paraphrasing) "I've saved you more than $500! Now you owe me money!"
Right around the time the deadbeat starts his celebratory dancing, I imagine going to town on the guy's face with a baseball bat...
...with nails sticking out of it...
...that explodes on contact.
"A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness."