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#101 Martyisth3b3st

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 04:57 PM

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Whoa, is this you? I stood next to you in practice (I was the one who was with my girlfriend, next to the annoying douche with the horn)! So cool
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Posted 16 March 2014 - 05:00 PM

Whoa, is this you? I stood next to you in practice (I was the one who was with my girlfriend, next to the annoying douche with the horn)! So cool

 

 

I pulled this from the NHL's twitter account. No it was not me.


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Posted 16 March 2014 - 05:28 PM

Cory Schneider looks like a lesbian turtle.


:lol: Spot on, holy sh!t that's hilarious

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Posted 16 March 2014 - 07:17 PM

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LMFAO!! Oh man...you nailed it! :)

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 12:38 AM

Cory Schneider looks like a lesbian turtle.


I read this earlier today and I'm not kidding I've been peiodically remembering it and laughing to myself all day. One of the funniest things I've ever read on the forums.
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 01:26 AM

Lou needs to re-sign both Jagr and Cory for that picture alone!  Schneider looks like he has the doge face going.


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Posted 17 March 2014 - 12:17 PM

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 02:32 PM

As if the picture isn't funny enough, these make it that much more awesome!


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Posted 17 March 2014 - 02:41 PM

Cory Schneid

 

 

Cory Schneider looks like a lesbian turtle.

 

Fly with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lesbian seagull...


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Posted 17 March 2014 - 05:30 PM

I literally spent 3 seconds on this...but...

 

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 03:49 PM

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Jagr: "Those chants were for Marty? I thought they were for Jagr. Damn"

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Jagr to equipment mgr Rich Matthews: “Richie I need help with my hands.” Matthews: “I can’t sharpen those.” Jagr: “That’s a good answer.”

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 03:54 PM

i wonder if he will be back next year.. i dont think he really cares as much about this team as what some people think ( not trying to be negative about jagr in any way) just saying.. hes stated that he is getting old and wants a good chance at winning one more stanley cup..he has no loyalties here... hmm
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 04:12 PM

I think even if we miss the playoffs, there's a good chance he'll want to come back.  There wasn't a huge market for Jagr during the summer before this season.  The reason for that I can only assume was his sub-par playoff performance.


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Posted 01 April 2014 - 05:17 PM

Jagr is after 3 things:

 

Winning, money, play time

 

Next year we'll be able to pay him more than anyone else as well as having a top line hole for him fill that he wouldn't have anywhere else. Plus, I'd like to think we've got a good shot at winning next year. Unless winning trumps those other two by a lot, I can't see him playing anywhere else.


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Posted 01 April 2014 - 05:36 PM

I thought it was funny when he was telling Pierre that he would be playing until Pierre retired lmao


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 11:03 PM

"You know what, Lou [Lamoriello] is probably one of the nicest GMs to play for. He understands the game. He's got a lot of experience. He's been around the team for 25 years, so he knows how players react and what players need. You have to follow some rules, be loyal to the team, the team is No. 1, but when you do it you get anything you want. But you've gotta show up. You've gotta work hard for the team. That should be automatic.

 

"What I love, and not many people can do it, [Lamoriello] separates the hockey from the personal. Some GMs, when you have a bad week or two or three weeks, when you're not scoring and you're supposed to score, they look at you like you're the worst guy on Earth ever. But you didn't change as a person. You just can't score. That doesn't make you a bad person. That's what I love about Lou, you're a person and that's one thing, and you're a hockey player. If you do something bad as a hockey player he'll let you know, but he'll still love you as a person if you don't mess it up. There's not many people who can separate it because they feel the pressure. They look at you and they put the total package together. It's two different things, the job and the person. Not many guys running a company can handle it, but he does. He's one of the best at it."

 

 

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Posted 09 April 2014 - 07:58 AM

i read that also, he clearly thinks very highly of lou and the way he treats his guys
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Posted 09 April 2014 - 10:44 AM

Sounds more and more like he's open to coming back, even with the Devils almost certain not to make the playoffs. 

 

That being said, it seems like it's going to be asking a lot to expect him to repeat this season.  Not saying he can't help, just don't think he can do it to the tune of 64+ points while playing in all 82 games. 


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Posted 10 April 2014 - 03:20 AM

Sounds more and more like he's open to coming back, even with the Devils almost certain not to make the playoffs. 

 

That being said, it seems like it's going to be asking a lot to expect him to repeat this season.  Not saying he can't help, just don't think he can do it to the tune of 64+ points while playing in all 82 games. 

 

If he wants to win again before he retires, I would go if I were him. There are no guarantees that NJ will be better next year.


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